ok as im waiting for those pics i will just tell the story here
the bartenders poured paint into these plates and put them on top of the bar for us. so i put my hands in it and then started smearing it across broads' faces, ass and
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luckily i found that girl and then we started dancing. i bought a $10 pitcher of beer and we split that. i had paint all over my face i looked like a mime. kids having fukking orgies on the dance floor and shit.
so i wore ripped up jeans that had a small hole in the leg that was like 7 inches wide by the end of the night. broad feeling my rooster over jeans and then she put her hand thru the hole. she started laughing bc
my rooster poked thru my boxers slit and out of the whole and was wagging like a dog's tail. unfukkinreal
anyway we left club and i drove her home and we stopped to buy condoms. $4.99 for a 3 pack of trojans.
unreal i paid the fukkin vig boyzz. so we drove around the block and tried to fukk in my back seat, but
i could not get hard i think b/c i had jerked off a few hours before going to club. shit was awkward as hell. then we went to her house and hung out in her living room at 4 am
she sat on my lap when i was naked and started dry humping em and the weirdest shit started happening. she has a 18 month old puppy
labrador that started licking my balls. unfukkinreal i got cockblocked by the dog. every time we tried to make out the dog jumped in and started licking her face. she kept hitting the dog and cursing at him i was laughing my ass off.