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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    How often does Mug get food poisoning? I bet they look at him and give him the room temp. shrimp with salmonella after his 3rd refill shrimp plate. Guy must have a stomach of steel.



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    Brock Landers giving people advice on their lives... classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Mug, do you know you are UNINSURABLE for life insurance...even at your age
    Brock, I usually like your posts...but.

    You are a fukking 45 year old nerd that brags about being "poster of the month" on a www forum. Don't tell the guy how to live. From what I see, he's a lot happier than you. Post a vid of your wife talking about your gambling losses.

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    hey mugs it's okay to skip a meal once in a while. no joke...

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    I adore the Lobster Pizza. So yummy!

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    Shrimp sucks. Red Lobster for lobster!


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    Dudes face is as red as a lobster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Mug

    In all seriousness...

    Go see a fuckin doctor, save your life pal

    I'll be willing to be your Cholesterol is over 300 pal

    You'll be dead soon if you don't take care of yourself
    Champ stop gambling and spend the money you lose on your family. lol

    Even by your lol estimation of down $150,000 lifetime at gambling, you could have bought your family a fukking house.

    People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

    Btw you have a college degree and you work as a fukking pizza delivery boy?
    Last edited by Duff85; 10-03-12 at 03:26 AM.

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    Someone's gonna burst!






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    ANYBODY WHO TALKS ABOUT SPORTSBOOK CLERKS LIKE THEY ARE THERE GIRLFRIEND HAS ISSUES.MUG THE WOMEN AT THESE SPORTSBOOKS KNOW YOU AS A VOICE ON THE PHONE IF THEY EVER SAW HOW FAT YOU ARE THEY WOULD PROBABLY HANG UP ON YOU EVEN THOUGH THE SPORTSBOOK TELLS THEM TO BE NICE TO THE CUSTOMERS EVEN THE FAT AND STUPID ONES.

    I DONT AGREE WITH BROCK ON MANY ISSUES BUT HE IS RIGHT THE OVER UNDER ON MUGS LIFE EXPECTENCY IS 42 AND I AM ALL OVER THE UNDER

    WILL MUG LIVE UNTIL THE AGE OF 42

    UNDER 42 -380
    OVER 42 +340

    MUG WHAT THE F-CK DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR ITS ALMOST LIKE IWIN GETS A BONAR WATCHING MUG EAT AND GET FAT I THINK IF MUG GETS AWAY FROM THIS WEIRDO IWIN HE MIGHT LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

    MUG IS LEGALLY RETARDED IWIN IS PAID BY MUGS FAMILY TO TAKE CARE OF THERE MENTALLY CHALLENGED KID THATS WHY HE HANGS WITH HIM SO MUCH.MOST PEOPLE WOULDNT BE SEEN WITH A GUY LIKE MUG HE COULD GET YOU INTO A LOT OF FIGHTS.IMAGINE IF YOU WERE IN A CROWDED BAR AND MUG GETS STUPID LIKE HE OFTEN DOES AND BUMPS INTO SOME GUY AND HE SAYS GET OUT OF MY WAY FATSO.THEN MUG SAYS WHAT DID YOU SAY AND BANG YOU HAVE A BRAWL.PEOPLE LOVE USING FAT GUYS LIKE MUG AS THERE PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG I LOOK AT MUG AND I SAY WOW I WOULDNT MIND PUNCHING THAT KID A COUPLE OF TIMES.ITS HUMAN NATURE EVERYBODY WANTS TO HIT THE FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE GUYS.

    I PERSONALLY THINK IWIN IS KILLING MUG BY TAKING HIM OUT IN PUBLIC AND EATING AND DRINKING ALL THE TIME
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    Beaner, that's a good angle. Iwin and Mug are always together. Something ain't right.

    Does Iwin enjoy the company of Mug 24/7 because Mug's fat 'n' funny like John Candy or is it because he stands to cash in on a life insurance policy and is stuffing poor mug to death with food.

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    Landers trying to tell people about compulsive behavior is funny. Landers you should take a long look in a mirror.

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    These two are broken down

    I feel bad for them

    Gambling burying them

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    These two are broken down

    I feel bad for them

    Gambling burying them
    Probably still not as banged up as Broke Lenders though.

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    MUG/IWIN
    Best combo as SBR.


    I'll be down in Peoria in March for the boys basketball, and maybe sometime earlier at Big AL's...I would like to hang out.

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    Jimmy has it dead on again, I swear he doesnt miss a fuckin thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    BONAR

    JIMMY you coulda saved the writers cramp an just wrote that word. is that we you yankee boys call em when yer river dancin around in yer skirts?

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    Their biscuits are very good... mediocre food otherwise, but it's not bottom of the barrel.

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    lol

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    IF MUG KEEPS UP THESE BAD HABBITS HE WILL NEVER SEE 40 YEARS OLD.I DONT KNOW HIS FAMILY HISTORY BUT THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE LONG TO LIVE UNLESS HE CHANGES HIS LIFESTYLE.

    MAN I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL WHEN MUG GOES TO THE HOSPITAL BEHIND HIS BACK THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE PROBABLY SAYING WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH FATSO WE DONT HAVE ROOM SERVICE AND THE BIG GUY IS HUNGRY O.K. MUG STRIP DOWN WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU A PHYSICAL CAN MY FRIEND IWIN WATCH HE CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO FIND MY PENIS ITS DOWN BY MY KNEES BUT I HAVENT SEEN IT FOR 10 YEARS BUT IWIN MY FRIEND SAYS ITS NICE.

    F-CKING MUG ALL WE CAN SAY IS LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND PUT DOWN THE BUBBLE GUM SHRINP AND CHEESE BISQUITS PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO LAUGH AT YOU I KNOW YOUR NOT SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS BUT SHOCK US AND COME INTO THE FORUM AND TELL US YOU LOST 20 POUNDS

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    Beaner did that canadian cheque clear yet ya fukkin mick

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    BRONXER IT TAKES A WEEK OR TWO ALL I KNOW IS I PAID 3 DOLLARS AND ITS IN COLLECTION I GUESS I WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN THE FUNDS CLEAR.ITS A PAIN IN THE ARSE

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    I PAID 30 DOLLARS NOT 3 DOLLARS IT COST ME 80 DOLLARS FOR THE 5 DIMES CHECK AND 30 MORE FROM MY BANKS COLLECTION DEPARTMENT THATS AN EXPENSIVE CHECK

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    Watching someone eat like that is disturbing.

    BAUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Mug is fuking fat, why doesn't he post plays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxxyfish View Post
    Surprised you are still breathing after losing all that air yesterday

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    Mug getting hit hard in this thread. Basically, we tell you your getting fat and will die young unless you change your eating/exercise habits. TOUGH LOVE brother. We want you around for a while. I used to be bigger than you till I changed my diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    I PAID 30 DOLLARS NOT 3 DOLLARS IT COST ME 80 DOLLARS FOR THE 5 DIMES CHECK AND 30 MORE FROM MY BANKS COLLECTION DEPARTMENT THATS AN EXPENSIVE CHECK

    Unreal Jeem

    you should know better

    your better then this

    never go to a fukkin teller to deposit an offshore check

    stick the sumbitch right in the ATM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigmikesm View Post
    Mug getting hit hard in this thread. Basically, we tell you your getting fat and will die young unless you change your eating/exercise habits. TOUGH LOVE brother. We want you around for a while. I used to be bigger than you till I changed my diet.
    With the amount of healthy active people i've seen diagnosed with cancer this year... I say give a fukk about living a particular way to preserve the length of your life, you may die young anyway so fukk it.

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    You delta tau kai name is......flounder

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    Did these guys meet at SBR, or were they friends before?

    They are pretty awesome together. They're like the overweight gay version of Thelma and Louise.

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    Some more "tough love"



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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Some more "tough love"



    Dude, you just wasted 2:47 minutes of my life. Why did I sit through that whole video????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerm3462 View Post
    Dude, you just wasted 2:47 minutes of my life. Why did I sit through that whole video????



    I haven't even watched it. Posted it by the strength of the title alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post


    I haven't even watched it. Posted it by the strength of the title alone.
    Its just a children's story (and a bad one at that)

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