1. 10-02-12 12:36 PM #1
    RyanLeafOfBets
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    Random Thread (TTWarrior Style)

    First off, my l0ck of the week is the Chiefs/Ravens over 46. I'm not even that confident, but want this thread to stay in players talk.

    1. I got this magazine in the mail today (addressed to me).

    womanwithin.jpg

    2. I went bowling w/ some friends last night (bowled a 211 one game, beast mode)... went to bar after, this girl and I got hammered, and she threw up in my bathroom last night - not to be confused with Speedpro who threw up in my bathroom sink, woke up, brushed teeth, banged me while on the clock. Always good to get paid to have sex (Who cares if they call me 2 inches of fury and I only lasted 35 seconds?) YOLO! She's the one in the middle.

    girlllllllllll.jpg

    3. Dexter trying to have gay sex with a dog... Unreal. I want to raise a straight puppy.

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    4. Neighbor girl who wants me rooster... she's so weird though. Stage 5 clinger.

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    5. Girl at the right was at bowling last night... I want to bang her BAD.

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  2. 10-02-12 12:41 PM #2
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    you slept with the girl in purple?
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  3. 10-02-12 12:42 PM #3
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    Good nights work. The girl you were bowling with on the left is pretty hot.

    Also, why is your neighbor holding a cucumber like that?
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  4. 10-02-12 12:42 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    you slept with the girl in purple?
    lol
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  5. 10-02-12 12:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    you slept with the girl in purple?
    Haha the middle girl in the last picture went to high school with me... kept asking me about how i'd been and stuff. Just gave short answers, and then would ask more questions. Unreal.

    The girl in picture two is the girl i've been hooking up recently. Always talking though. The only way she's quiet is when she's got something in her mouth.

    That's pretty much all that's going on in my life right now... bowling, beer, betting (had a + day yesterday), and banging
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  6. 10-02-12 12:48 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    Good nights work. The girl you were bowling with on the left is pretty hot.

    Also, why is your neighbor holding a cucumber like that?
    No clue... girl is super weird. She was engaged until like 2 months ago. Still wears the engagement ring around (and she's the one who broke it off).
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  7. 10-02-12 12:48 PM #7
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    This thread is incomplete without a big Mac and fries pic(ttwarrior style)!!
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  8. 10-02-12 12:50 PM #8
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  9. 10-02-12 01:15 PM #9
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    Solid post Leafer
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  10. 10-02-12 01:24 PM #10
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    Middle girl not bad, other 2 are pretty hot though......Should try to get a 4-some
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  11. 10-02-12 01:26 PM #11
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    I think we need to hook deemer up with the girl in purple. They would make good couple
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  12. 10-02-12 01:34 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I think we need to hook deemer up with the girl in purple. They would make good couple
    She prob wouldn't go for him. They are the same height and she is stronger than Reem.
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  13. 10-02-12 01:40 PM #13
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    TxAaron and Smoke are telling me I need hooked up, rofl.
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  14. 10-02-12 01:44 PM #14
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    Leafer, let's make a prop bet,
    Leafer, stay single as marriage is boring.
    Leafer, being done in 35 sec is a asset when married the wife will be thankful.
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  15. 10-02-12 01:46 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post
    She prob wouldn't go for him. They are the same height and she is stronger than Reem.
    she would strong arm deemer. he would tap out
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    Deemer more cushion for the pushin
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  17. 10-02-12 01:49 PM #17
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    leafer your girls are all kicked in but full credits for posting pics...nice work and also you are in the 5% of the board that has seen an actual pvssy without having to open a private browser...congrats.
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  18. 10-02-12 01:49 PM #18
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    I bet Deemer is jealous of how many friends Leaf has.
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  20. 10-02-12 01:51 PM #20
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    I've bowled once or twice.


    I'm confused on this dexter thing. What the fukk is dexter. I always thought you meant the show. Now I'm confused when you say the word puppy.
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  21. 10-02-12 01:55 PM #21
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    Ben Affleck is good peoples
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    Ben Affleck is good peoples. I'm glad he didn't marry J-Lo. She would of never let him make that bowling prop bet I won.
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  23. 10-02-12 02:20 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    I've bowled once or twice.


    I'm confused on this dexter thing. What the fukk is dexter. I always thought you meant the show. Now I'm confused when you say the word puppy.
    Dexter = my black puppy
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  24. 10-02-12 02:21 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Ben Affleck is good peoples. I'm glad he didn't marry J-Lo. She would of never let him make that bowling prop bet I won.
    I'll have to make another one for tomorrow...
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  25. 10-02-12 02:36 PM #25
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    Good thread here, Leafer...

    Why does the girl in the middle look like she's trying to push out a deuce though?
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  26. 10-02-12 02:37 PM #26
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    TT's mother is a whore.
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    Leafy hook deemer up with purple shirt girl and I'll throw you 100 points
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Good thread here, Leafer...

    Why does the girl in the middle look like she's trying to push out a deuce though?
    Good question!

    Doesn't look as constipated here. Nose looks big tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Leafy hook deemer up with purple shirt girl and I'll throw you 100 points
    I got her number from Leaf...Asked her if she would date an asian community college kid. She said no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TxAaron View Post

    I got her number from Leaf...Asked her if she would date an asian community college kid. She said no.
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    Leafer be careful of the neighbor

    she looks like a fukkin loon

    she might have a shrine of you in her apt

    pictures and candles and shit
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    bronxer xoxo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    bronxer xoxo

    smoker hold me like a fukkin heroin addict vomiting while waiting outside a fukkin methadone clinic that is closed for renovations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post


    smoker hold me like a fukkin heroin addict vomiting while waiting outside a fukkin methadone clinic that is closed for renovations


    bronxer i enjoyed our little phone sex chat last night. xoxo
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