20 points to the best story using mostly or all emoticons.
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10-01-12 01:49 PM #1
Tell a story with emoticons..best one wins points
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10-01-12 01:53 PM #2
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10-01-12 02:00 PM #3
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10-01-12 02:14 PM #4
On Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....
So I
downtown into the city and parked my 
. When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw 
I immediately
and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....
I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy her
and her 
were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then 
. I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we 
while she was unconscious.
I then proceeded to get
and high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my back home that night I felt like a 
and was so glad I didn't have to beat my 
off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.
FIN.Nomination(s):This post was nominated 3 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: yisman, vyomguy, and Jrod124
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10-01-12 03:17 PM #5
Great stories guys. Need more entries guys im giving away about $1 here!
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10-01-12 03:21 PM #6
MMAChicka and I went
and had a few 
then took it back to her place while BIGDAY was out and
Woke up next morning and she told me the condom broke. I went
and got the fukk out 
Nomination(s):This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: face
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10-01-12 03:40 PM #7
Too much work for 20 points.
Pass
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10-01-12 04:43 PM #8
Surprised you took the time to post
Originally Posted by sickler
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10-01-12 05:09 PM #9
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10-01-12 05:45 PM #10
The Weekend.
The End
Points Awarded:
TheCentaur gave billysink 20 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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10-01-12 06:00 PM #11
Originally Posted by billysink
The Weekend.
The End
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10-01-12 07:48 PM #12
Need more entries come on guys
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10-01-12 08:16 PM #13
I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.
1) Had some
2) Went to a
3) Girls say
Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.
4) Buy one of them a
5) Buy to my buddy's house.
6) Here's some
for a taxi.
7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for
8) He is outside
. 
with some guy.
9) Suddenly, guy
in face. Cheap shot.
10) I step up.
11)
He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped. 
12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."
13) Yes, I say
14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?
15) I say
16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion.
, he gives a look only. No words.
17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??
18) Ask him, I say.
19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.
20) They
our hands. Try to create 
21) They offer to buy us a.
22) We say
23) I go home and
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10-02-12 02:07 AM #14
As funny as that is, I can not in good conscience reward a story about rape/molestation as the winner Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210
On Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....
So I downtown into the city and parked my . When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw
I immediately and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....
I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy herand her were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then . I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we while she was unconscious.
I then proceeded to getand high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my back home that night I felt like a and was so glad I didn't have to beat my off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.
FIN.
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10-02-12 02:08 AM #15
Billysink is the winner Originally Posted by billysink
The Weekend.
The End
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10-02-12 02:23 AM #16
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10-02-12 02:24 AM #17
Look at this brokefukk dikk doing all the work for a measly 20pts.. GFY you fukking bum.. Originally Posted by Goat Milk
I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.
1) Had some
2) Went to a
3) Girls say Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.
4) Buy one of them a
5) Buy to my buddy's house.
6) Here's some for a taxi.
7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for
8) He is outside. with some guy.
9) Suddenly, guy in face. Cheap shot.
10) I step up.
11) He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped.
12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."
13) Yes, I say
14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?
15) I say
16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion., he gives a look only. No words.
17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??
18) Ask him, I say.
19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.
20) They our hands. Try to create
21) They offer to buy us a.
22) We say
23) I go home and
Nomination(s):This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: spankie
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10-02-12 08:38 AM #18
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10-02-12 03:21 PM #19
then
and then 
so and although 
then 
then 
so 
then 
there goes .
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10-02-12 08:30 PM #20
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