1. 09-26-12 08:10 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Guys Having A Baby Is Fukkin Pressure

    Under the gun
    fat fuk mother fukker I fukked has nothing
    I am a fukkin jerkoff
    got horny and did not give a fuk
    Now what??? 19 seconds of pleasure
    THis might cost me over $200,000 Lifetime
    Might start taking fukkin shots

    NEver ever have a kid it is 20x worse than gambling
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  2. 09-26-12 08:12 PM #2
    ChalkyDog
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    ABORT!

    Read that however you want. Having an unwanted child is a life changer.
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  3. 09-26-12 08:13 PM #3
    GunShard
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    Wear a condom.

    Yea, I know it's expensive to raise a child. I don't plan to have children anytime soon, maybe never.
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  4. 09-26-12 08:16 PM #4
    King Mayan
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    Having my third in November..


    Greatest thing in the world...

    Family first... Money, trannys, gambling, female hookers second.
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  5. 09-26-12 08:17 PM #5
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    Is it different than when you had Jeffrey?? Has Jeffrey met his brother yet?
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  6. 09-26-12 08:21 PM #6
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    Jeffrey not around...different Mother

    Kid afraid of me...dont you guys remember when I put a gun to his fukkin head???

    He is a punk..bum..coward..worthless fuk
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  7. 09-26-12 08:22 PM #7
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    I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
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  8. 09-26-12 08:25 PM #8
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    Leave the fukkin kid on a neighbors stoop tonight

    ring doorbell and run

    tell mother he got kidnapped
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  9. 09-26-12 08:25 PM #9
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    big steph owns you now.
    fukked yourself wearing those high end rugs around her she thinks you have money.
    tell her you want to take her out on a date.
    show up wearing the rooster hole sweatpants in the abduction wagon.
    her mother will never let her get into your rape van or see you again.
    problem solved.
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  10. 09-26-12 08:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
    WTF?
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  11. 09-26-12 08:27 PM #11
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    Just become a deadbeat dad. Disappear.
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  12. 09-26-12 08:30 PM #12
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    Trigger send me some coke man
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  13. 09-26-12 08:32 PM #13
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    Sell it and pay gambling debts, then bet more.
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  14. 09-26-12 08:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
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  15. 09-26-12 08:47 PM #15
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    Should've aborted the little bastard when you had the chance.
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  16. 09-26-12 09:11 PM #16
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    i'll take him
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  17. 09-26-12 09:14 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Under the gun
    fat fuk mother fukker I fukked has nothing
    I am a fukkin jerkoff
    got horny and did not give a fuk
    Now what??? 19 seconds of pleasure
    THis might cost me over $200,000 Lifetime
    Might start taking fukkin shots

    NEver ever have a kid it is 20x worse than gambling
    lol smiled when i read those two lines. OP writes a sentence that wouldn't generate a smirk from me and he has 10 emoticons.
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  18. 09-26-12 09:16 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    19 seconds of pleasure
    Did you at least bring her to orgasm in those 19 seconds?
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  19. 09-26-12 09:23 PM #19
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    How To Cheat..... Death

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  20. 09-27-12 05:09 AM #20
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    should have glazed her donut instead JJ
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  21. 09-27-12 05:12 AM #21
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    When does this clown decide to grow up?
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  22. 09-27-12 05:12 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What a miracle that was
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