1. 09-26-12 11:42 AM #1
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    (how's the russian swim group now)

    BOYS I HAVE TO ADMIT I FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT I DID THIS MORNING AT THE BRIGHTON YMCA.3 DAYS A WEEK THIS GROUP OF RUSSIAN SENIORS RENTS OUT 3 LANES OF THE POOL I USUALLY JUST FIT IN AND NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING.WELL TODAY THIS OLD RUSSIAN GUY BOYS I REALLY DO FEEL BAD BECAUSE THIS GUY WAS CLOSE TO MY FATHERS AGE.WELL ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT THE OLD RUSSIAN SAYS TO ME YOUR NOT A MEMBER OF THE RUSSIAN SENIOR GROUP GEE I WONDER HOW HE KNEW I HAVE BLUE EYES AND I DONT HAVE A FLAT HEAD.SO I SAID UNDER MY BREATH GO F-CK YOURSELF OF COURSE WITHIN 5 MINUTES THE LIFEGAURD TELLS ME I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER LANE BECAUSE THIS SECTION OF THE POOL IS RESERVED.

    O.K. FINE YOU WIN BUT BEANTOWNJIM NEVER GOES DOWN QUITELY I LEFT THE POOL WENT INTO THE STEAM ROOM FOR 10 MINUTES TOOK A SHOWER I WAS ALL SET TO LEAVE THEN I SAW THE OLD RUSSIAN COMING IN FROM THE POOL.I WALKED OVER TO THE SINK AREA AND PRETENDED TO WASH MY HANDS WHAT I WAS REALLY DOING IS SEEING WICH LOCKER THIS RUSSIAN HAD HIS STUFF IN.I WATCHED HIM AS HE WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER THEN I SAID HERES MY CHANCE F-CK HIM I TOOK HIS CLOTHES HIS SHIRT AND PANTS STUFFED THEM IN MY GYM BAG AND I WALKED OUT TO THE HALLWAY.I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM IN THE HALLWAY AND YES I DUMPED HIS PANTS AND SHIRT IN THE TRASH.BOYS NOBODY F-CKS WITH BEANTOWNJIM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

    BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU I LEFT FEELING LIKE SHIT THIS GUY WASNT A YOUNG MAN AND MAYBE I OVERREACTED THIS GUY WAS PROBABLY CLOSE TO 77 YEARS OLD AND NOW HE IS GOING TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER AND HAVE NO CLOTHES TO WEAR PLUS HIS KEYS WERE PROBABLY IN HIS POCKETS.

    BOYS I HAD TO CALL THE YMCA AND TELL THE FRONT DESK IF ANYBODY IS LOOKING FOR SOME CLOTHES THEY ARE IN THE BATHROOM TRASH CAN AND I HUNG UP.

    BOYS IN THE OLD DAYS I WOULDNT HAVE HESITATED TO GET EVEN WITH ANYBODY I GUESS I AM GETTING OLDER AND I FELT BAD FOR THE OLD GUY EVEN THOUGH HE GOT ME THROWN OUT OF THE POOL.

    SEE BOYS I AM NOT A BAD GUY AFTER ALL I COULD HAVE LET THIS RUSSIAN GO HOME NAKED
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  2. 09-26-12 11:47 AM #2
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  3. 09-26-12 11:50 AM #3
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    EVERYBODY IN THE Y HATES THIS RUSSIAN GROUP THEY ALL COME IN AT ONCE ITS A SENIOR SHUTTLE BUS LIKE 20 OLD RUSSIANS MALE AND FEMALE AND THEY ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE.THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TALKING RUSSIAN IN THE STEAM ROOM AND THEY ARE ALWAYS COUGHING AND SPITTING ITS F-CKING GROSS.ALL THE AMERICANS KEEP SAYING I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE RUSSIAN EXPRESS COMES IN.THEY ALL CHARGE INTO THE YMCA LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE 3X A WEEK.

    EVEN THE LIFEGAURDS DONT LIKE THE RUSSIANS I ALWAYS KID WITH THEM WHAT TIME ARE THE RUSSIANS COMING IN TODAY I WANT TO MAKE SURE I AM GONE
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  4. 09-26-12 11:53 AM #4
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    Lmao you did right penetrate the USSR
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  5. 09-26-12 11:56 AM #5
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    hahahahahahahahaha
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  6. 09-26-12 11:56 AM #6
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    "GEE I WONDER HOW HE KNEW I HAVE BLUE EYES AND I DONT HAVE A FLAT HEAD"
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  7. 09-26-12 12:03 PM #7
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    That's why I don't like the YMCA.
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  8. 09-26-12 04:27 PM #8
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    I HOPE THE GUY GOT HIS CLOTHES IT WASNT RIGHT I DID THIS TO A GUY WHO IS OLD BUT HE REALLY PISSED ME OFF AT THE TIME.HE PROBABLY KNOWS IT WAS ME WHO TOOK HIS CLOTHES BUT TOUGH SHIT MAYBE NEXT TIME HE WILL MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS

    IMAGINE IF THE F-CKING IDIOT DIDNT GET HIS CLOTHES HE WOULD HAVE TO GO HOME IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND A TOWEL

    I DONT KNOW WHO GIVES ME MORE HEADACHES NIGERIANS OR RUSSIANS
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  9. 09-26-12 04:29 PM #9
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    I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT TO A YOUNGER RUSSIAN I REALLY DID FEEL BAD ABOUT DOING IT TO A GUY WHO PROBABLY CLOSE TO 80 OH WELL HE'LL GET OVER IT MAYBE HE SHOULD INVEST IN A PADLOCK FOR HIS LOCKER LIKE I HAVE
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  10. 09-26-12 06:53 PM #10
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    Commies!
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  11. 09-26-12 07:53 PM #11
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    where the fukk do you come up with this shit Nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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    those Soviets deserved it.
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  13. 09-27-12 04:23 AM #13
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    BRONXER I DONT COME UP WITH SHIT I HAVE ALWAYS WRITTEN ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO ME ON ANY GIVEN DAY.I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO HANG OUT AS MUCH AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB ANYMORE SINCE I GOT THAT HEART SCARE THATS WHERE ALL THE FUN USD TO BE .

    WHENEVER I TELL YOU KIDS ANYTHING IN THESE FORUMS THEY ARE MY ACTUAL LIFE EXPERIENCES YOU CAN LEARN FROM I KNOW YOU KIDS LOOK UP TO ME LIKE I AM MICKEY MANTLE
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  14. 09-27-12 05:23 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    BRONXER I DONT COME UP WITH SHIT I HAVE ALWAYS WRITTEN ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO ME ON ANY GIVEN DAY.I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO HANG OUT AS MUCH AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB ANYMORE SINCE I GOT THAT HEART SCARE THATS WHERE ALL THE FUN USD TO BE .

    WHENEVER I TELL YOU KIDS ANYTHING IN THESE FORUMS THEY ARE MY ACTUAL LIFE EXPERIENCES YOU CAN LEARN FROM I KNOW YOU KIDS LOOK UP TO ME LIKE I AM MICKEY MANTLE
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