Ask your pal Nasher anything.

[stevenash]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I always liked that joke.

I like this one too.

"Hi, I have leprosy, what's eating you?

[Bostongambler]

Steve, why if a baseball hits the “foul” pole, it’s a “fair” ball?

[Bostongambler]

Steve, is it hotter in the summer or at the beach?

[stevenash]

Steve, why if a baseball hits the “foul” pole, it’s a “fair” ball?

When baseball was first invented there were no foul (fair) poles, only foul lines.
So when a ball went over the fence the umpires had no reference point to judge if the ball was fair or foul except for the 'foul' lines.
Hence the term 'foul' pole when they were invented. (In the 20's I think)
The umpires before the foul poles were invented judged whether it was a home run or not on where the ball landed not if it went over the fence.

It should really be called a fair pole if you ask me.
(and I believe you did) lol

[stevenash]

Steve, is it hotter in the summer or at the beach?

Depends on your definition of 'hot'

[HockeyRocks]

Why do we drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway.

[stevenash]

Why do we drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway.

That's a Steven Wright gag.
Steven Wright is the greatest 'deadpan' comic of this generation.
Wright and Bob Newhart (who's still alive and kicking at the age of 90 by the way) are the greatest 'deadpan' comics ever.

"I bought a circular driveway, now I can't get out"
-Steven Wright

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Nasher——-what’s your favorite cigar

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hi Nasher

What is that weird smell that you secretly like?

[stevenash]

Nasher——-what’s your favorite cigar

Perdomo Habano

[stevenash]

Hi Nasher

What is that weird smell that you secretly like?

Hi Daggers

That's an easy one.
My very own body odor.

[Bostongambler]

Nasher, if you could be an animal what would it be and why?

[stevenash]

Nasher, if you could be an animal what would it be and why?

A dog.

I mean who else can poop on the floor and have somebody pick it up for you.
Not only that I could lick my balls in public and that would be socially acceptable.
Plus I could sniff a females butt and not worry about a sexual harassment charge.
The benefits are plentiful, I could call a female dog a bitch and be correct.
The list is endless.

[Bostongambler]

I like your way of thinking 🤔.

[stevenash]

I like your way of thinking 🤔.

I have that affect.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nasher, if your turds could talk what would they say?

[stevenash]

Nasher, if your turds could talk what would they say?

"Good job Nasher, that was a solid effort"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thats cool man. You turds sound like they would be cool if they could talk.

[Buckandadime]

That's a Steven Wright gag.
Steven Wright is the greatest 'deadpan' comic of this generation.
Wright and Bob Newhart (who's still alive and kicking at the age of 90 by the way) are the greatest 'deadpan' comics ever.

"I bought a circular driveway, now I can't get out"
-Steven Wright

Great stuff..
"How are you?"
" Well, you know when your leaning back in a chair and just before you fall backwards you catch yourself? "

"I feel like that all the time."
-Dude on the couch

[HockeyRocks]

Whats on your "Bucket List"?

[TATUMUS]

That's a Steven Wright gag.
Steven Wright is the greatest 'deadpan' comic of this generation.
Wright and Bob Newhart (who's still alive and kicking at the age of 90 by the way) are the greatest 'deadpan' comics ever.

"I bought a circular driveway, now I can't get out"
-Steven Wright

Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorites.

[stevenash]

Whats on your "Bucket List"?

Attend a KC Royals World Series game at the 'K'

The hard part is the KC Royals getting to the World Series again.

[BOA12]

This is just my opinion but I think each and every news outlet has their own agenda.
I believe the BBC is the fairest of them all.

Level thinking.

[PAULYPOKER]

I bought some powdered water, but I can't figure out what to add?

[BOA12]

Attend a KC Royals World Series game at the 'K'

The hard part is the KC Royals getting to the World Series again.

Need another George Brett.

[BOA12]

Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorites.

Dangerfield #3? He got know respect.

[stevenash]

Need another George Brett.

And another three headed monster bullpen like Holland, Herrera, and Wade Davis.
And gloves like Sal Perez, Lo-Cain, Alex Gordon, and Escobar.
And sticks like Hosmer, and Moose.....

[BOA12]

And another three headed monster bullpen like Holland, Herrera, and Wade Davis.
And gloves like Sal Perez, Lo-Cain, Alex Gordon, and Escobar.
And sticks like Hosmer, and Moose.....

I only do short version.

[stevenash]

I only do short version.

I have ADHD, I can relate.

[pologq]

Is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?

[stevenash]

Is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all?

I hate to lose.

[BOA12]

I hate to lose.

Must you fail to truly succeed?

[Goat Milk]

What are some things you know now that you wish you knew in your 30s

[stevenash]

What are some things you know now that you wish you knew in your 30s

You may feel like you are invincible when you are in your 20's and 30's but in reality you are not.
Don't take your health for granted, if you party like it's 1999 when you are say 28 years old it will catch up with you when you are say 42.
I am fortunate, I quit partying like it was 1999 a while ago and I am in the best shape of my life right now.

[stevenash]

Must you fail to truly succeed?

Short answer, yes.