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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheme82 View Post
    Way to go Z. Didn't you post a video the morning after some girl bled all over your bed? Why did the rag matter this time?

    By the way can you put a link for that thread?
    Cheme, given that she would have bled on the bed that was not my property i definitely would have done it

    i just need to put a towel on the bed beneath us

    but i put my hand down my pants and she stopped me, so i did not pursue it after that

    and here is the link, see post #3

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...mp-bigday.html

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    Good stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Cheme, she wasnt on the rag pal, he popped her fukkn cherry
    Oh God, can you imagine that memory for that chick. Lucky broad. Popping cherries is overrated by the way, not even fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    zeta dont let these guys get you down

    they are all the same inside
    mathy i laughing at guys taking shots at me

    they are shutins and rarely leave their houses or are too nervous to approach girls in real life

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    And you have a tennis player as your avatar...
    and who's the gay looking gentleman in yours?

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    all of the above for me

    i live through you sir, as does jj

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    kudos to you for girls #2 and #3

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    Nice work Zeta.

    You are an inspiration to most here, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    thats fuckin' awesome Zeta!!! i LOVE the milf...they know what the fuk to do!!!

    Wait till you come to Chicago pal...you, me, PWAD, Griz, Chi_Archie (maybe) and others....holy shit, it will be off the hook
    this midwest bash has serious potential

    what an all star poster lineup

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    why did you pay for her taxi pal
    Jesus mathy because zeta has something you actually may never of heard of its called CLASS i highly reccommend you google it and learn a little bit about it you do not have to go through life like a fukin pig wading through slop in a trawf ok? there are better ways to be a man

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    you look a lot like a boxer zeta... kinda remind me of dinero in raging bull. if i had to guess, it might be what these broads are attracted to in you. i mean most all of the broads you post are ugly, but sometimes you land the occasional looker. zeta the boxer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    you look a lot like a boxer zeta... kinda remind me of dinero in raging bull. if i had to guess, it might be what these broads are attracted to in you. i mean most all of the broads you post are ugly, but sometimes you land the occasional looker. zeta the boxer.

    yep!

    Zeta, the Master of bedding a disaster

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    Jesus mathy because zeta has something you actually may never of heard of its called CLASS i highly reccommend you google it and learn a little bit about it you do not have to go through life like a fukin pig wading through slop in a trawf ok? there are better ways to be a man

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    Jesus mathy because zeta has something you actually may never of heard of its called CLASS i highly reccommend you google it and learn a little bit about it you do not have to go through life like a fukin pig wading through slop in a trawf ok? there are better ways to be a man
    Just trying to picture this... she calls him at 4am.. he gets up and puts the Zeta Outfit on... rubs his eyes... heads down to the street corner and waits for her to show up in a taxi?

    Do people still meet on street corners??

    Not sure if Zeta closed the MILF

    Did we hear the whole story ??

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    How does Zeta pull so many broads????

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    What does class entail in Costa Rica? Doing yayo off the of an 18 year old hooker you paid $50 for?

    OK you're right

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Just trying to picture this... she calls him at 4am.. he gets up and puts the Zeta Outfit on... rubs his eyes... heads down to the street corner and waits for her to show up in a taxi?

    Do people still meet on street corners??

    Not sure if Zeta closed the MILF

    Did we hear the whole story ??
    Apparently there are pics of her sinkhole. Would the posting of said pics turn you into a believer, Mathy?

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    Oh boy

    Zeta should from now on be known as THE CLOSER

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    First broad resembles Miss Piggy,no?



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    Zeta I don't get the point of this thread

    Is it comedy?

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    Zeta how much did you tip Elmo

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Oh boy

    Zeta should from now on be known as THE CLOSER

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Just trying to picture this... she calls him at 4am.. he gets up and puts the Zeta Outfit on... rubs his eyes... heads down to the street corner and waits for her to show up in a taxi?

    Do people still meet on street corners??

    Not sure if Zeta closed the MILF

    Did we hear the whole story ??
    basically yes. when she arrived i paid the cab driver $20. i invited her up to my room which she was fine with. lv hervie was sleeping in the other bed so we had to whisper. she wanted to play the slots so we went down to the casino floor. we sat at the slots and i wasted $20 on a Jersey Shore themed slot machine that probably paid out worse odds than the SBR casino. i made sure she sat on my lap so she knew i was hard as a rock. i played enough to draw the attention of the floor waitress and i ordered 2 Heinekens for us. i finished mine and was a bit tipsy. then the MILF starts talking to the waitress for 20 minutes about her life story, until i finally drag her away and we head back up to my room.

    I had lowered the AC in my room b/c it was freezing and poor Herbie was sprawled out in the other bed in his sbrforum.com underwear b/c he must have been sweating. we laughed but kept it quiet so as to not wake him up. then we fukked missionary style with a condom and i busted in about 37 seconds. first time i ever fukked a milf so that is understood. anyway i was able to get it up a 2nd time and she rode me off into the sunset

    at this point she was squirting and i was talking dirty to her telling her she was my sex slave. i think she liked that

    so we finished and i walked her down to the valet and there was a conartist cab driver there who charged me $25 instead of $20 but i did not complain. i gave him a dirty look b/c i knew he vigged me on that $5. i gave the MILF a hug and kiss and we still text. i am going to fukk her again next sbr bash yes -250 no +200

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    Guy loves the ladies, no doubt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    basically yes. when she arrived i paid the cab driver $20. i invited her up to my room which she was fine with. lv hervie was sleeping in the other bed so we had to whisper. she wanted to play the slots so we went down to the casino floor. we sat at the slots and i wasted $20 on a Jersey Shore themed slot machine that probably paid out worse odds than the SBR casino. i made sure she sat on my lap so she knew i was hard as a rock. i played enough to draw the attention of the floor waitress and i ordered 2 Heinekens for us. i finished mine and was a bit tipsy. then the MILF starts talking to the waitress for 20 minutes about her life story, until i finally drag her away and we head back up to my room.

    I had lowered the AC in my room b/c it was freezing and poor Herbie was sprawled out in the other bed in his sbrforum.com underwear b/c he must have been sweating. we laughed but kept it quiet so as to not wake him up. then we fukked missionary style with a condom and i busted in about 37 seconds. first time i ever fukked a milf so that is understood. anyway i was able to get it up a 2nd time and she rode me off into the sunset

    at this point she was squirting and i was talking dirty to her telling her she was my sex slave. i think she liked that

    so we finished and i walked her down to the valet and there was a conartist cab driver there who charged me $25 instead of $20 but i did not complain. i gave him a dirty look b/c i knew he vigged me on that $5. i gave the MILF a hug and kiss and we still text. i am going to fukk her again next sbr bash yes -250 no +200
    Fuk me! this should be in penthouse letters or something! i may have to stroke it to your words Zeta!
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    Ok Studly McStuderson, off to the Saloon we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Ok Studly McStuderson, off to the Saloon we go

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    Unreal.. LvHerbie is always around.

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    this is pretty funny.....i love how she wouldnt bang you because she had a bfriend yet she takes lovey dovey pics with you. haha

    ps: you could have had her zeta - you just had to work for it....no happily wifed up girl takes pics like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Fuk me! this should be in penthouse letters or something! i may have to stroke it to your words Zeta!



    I bet Herbie has witnessed sights most couldn't dream of.

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    Unreal...haggard women but respek!

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    Zeta we've had a few requests for your MILF pics. You can post them. If she's wearing lingerie they can't be that bad.

    If it's full on beav though we'll have to move the pics to PZ and everyone can look there but you won't get banned for it. I promise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    basically yes. when she arrived i paid the cab driver $20. i invited her up to my room which she was fine with. lv hervie was sleeping in the other bed so we had to whisper. she wanted to play the slots so we went down to the casino floor. we sat at the slots and i wasted $20 on a Jersey Shore themed slot machine that probably paid out worse odds than the SBR casino. i made sure she sat on my lap so she knew i was hard as a rock. i played enough to draw the attention of the floor waitress and i ordered 2 Heinekens for us. i finished mine and was a bit tipsy. then the MILF starts talking to the waitress for 20 minutes about her life story, until i finally drag her away and we head back up to my room.

    I had lowered the AC in my room b/c it was freezing and poor Herbie was sprawled out in the other bed in his sbrforum.com underwear b/c he must have been sweating. we laughed but kept it quiet so as to not wake him up. then we fukked missionary style with a condom and i busted in about 37 seconds. first time i ever fukked a milf so that is understood. anyway i was able to get it up a 2nd time and she rode me off into the sunset

    at this point she was squirting and i was talking dirty to her telling her she was my sex slave. i think she liked that

    so we finished and i walked her down to the valet and there was a conartist cab driver there who charged me $25 instead of $20 but i did not complain. i gave him a dirty look b/c i knew he vigged me on that $5. i gave the MILF a hug and kiss and we still text. i am going to fukk her again next sbr bash yes -250 no +200
    Yes for the max, line is a steal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Zeta we've had a few requests for your MILF pics. You can post them. If she's wearing lingerie they can't be that bad.

    If it's full on beav though we'll have to move the pics to PZ and everyone can look there but you won't get banned for it. I promise.
    now that's how to mod

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