1. 09-04-12 07:53 PM #1
    milwaukee mike
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    **sports-related JOKES

    we're all here for entertainment and a couple laughs, so if you have a good one let's hear it!

    I'll start, in honor of opie's team tomorrow

    what do you call 47 guys watching the super bowl on tv each year?
    the dallas cowboys
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  2. 09-04-12 08:22 PM #2
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    What does BILLS stand for?

    Boy I love losing superbowls

    It was a good one in the early 90's
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  3. 09-04-12 08:24 PM #3
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    What does METS stand for?

    My entire team sucks
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  4. 09-04-12 08:24 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    What does METS stand for?

    My entire team sucks
    i like that one
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  5. 09-04-12 08:33 PM #5
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  6. 09-04-12 08:37 PM #6
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    I thought i told you that we dont stop
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    Jets

    Just End The Season
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  7. 09-04-12 08:42 PM #7
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    Sex is a lot like the Yankees.... When it's good, they're real good. When it's bad, they're still pretty good.
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  8. 09-04-12 08:45 PM #8
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    That joke was awful, I apologize.

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  9. 09-04-12 08:46 PM #9
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    no problem tank

    a bad joke is still better than at least half of the posts at sbr
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  10. 09-04-12 08:54 PM #10
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    Ok here's another one:

    Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
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  11. 09-04-12 08:55 PM #11
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    1 BJ = 9 Yanks

    Not a Jays fan but pretty good
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  12. 09-04-12 08:57 PM #12
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    They had pictures of Brewers players on them and people couldn't figure out what side to spit on!
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  13. 09-04-12 09:01 PM #13
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  14. 09-04-12 09:05 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post

    I dont know where that came from, but i thought it was wierd how they just kept showing it...but than I noticed more shit everytime...watch the one dudes sunglasses "floating" during crash
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  15. 09-04-12 09:11 PM #15
    ronzer
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    What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
    -Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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