1. 09-04-12 07:59 PM #1
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    "there is sex in prison, in fact the best sex he ever HAD was in prison"
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  2. 09-04-12 08:03 PM #2
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    yeah but prison sex is like marriage
    the sex you want you ain't getting and the sex you're getting you don't want
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  3. 09-04-12 08:08 PM #3
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    Why the f\*\*k did I go all in on the rangers
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  4. 09-04-12 08:10 PM #4
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    fukk

    shit

    bet

    money

    yankees

    stab

    eat

    shoot

    dog

    white

    range rover

    monkey

    pets

    flying

    water
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  5. 09-04-12 08:13 PM #5
    ChalkyDog
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    Buy the ticket, take the ride.

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  6. 09-04-12 08:15 PM #6
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    Uh, no time for the ole in-out love, just here to read the meter
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  7. 09-04-12 08:17 PM #7
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    Drill baby drill.
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  8. 09-04-12 08:20 PM #8
    ChalkyDog
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    “Shut that oyster’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!”

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  9. 09-04-12 08:20 PM #9
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    Does this character have a name?

    His name..is "Brock Landers"

    His partner's name is "Chest Rockwell"

    Those are great names!
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  10. 09-04-12 08:25 PM #10
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  11. 09-04-12 08:26 PM #11
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    Brock, I'm rock hard...
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  12. 09-04-12 08:27 PM #12
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    " women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake."
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  13. 09-04-12 08:27 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Brock, I'm rock hard...
    Rosanne Barr naked...boom, dead
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  14. 09-04-12 08:29 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Brock, I'm rock hard...
    even after seeing this

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  15. 09-04-12 08:33 PM #15
    crustyme
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    brock is a loser.
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  16. 09-04-12 08:39 PM #16
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    Did SBR ban Brick Landers and Crock Landers? Guess they broke the rules by mimicking another poster.
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  17. 09-04-12 08:42 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    " women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake."
    "What the Fukk are you talking about."
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  18. 09-04-12 08:45 PM #18
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    As your broker, i advise you to take it

    Yeah, well you take it, in the ass you fuckin' scumbag c0cksucker!
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  19. 09-04-12 08:51 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    As your broker, i advise you to take it

    Yeah, well you take it, in the ass you fuckin' scumbag c0cksucker!
    "As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. "
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  20. 09-04-12 08:52 PM #20
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  21. 09-04-12 09:03 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    "As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. "
    Well why not? Shit if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!
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  22. 09-04-12 09:10 PM #22
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    First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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  23. 09-05-12 02:15 PM #23
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  24. 09-05-12 02:22 PM #24
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  25. 09-05-12 02:24 PM #25
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    I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
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  26. 06-10-15 08:46 PM #26
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  27. 06-10-15 09:22 PM #27
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    Hope Solo's snatch looks like a loose meat sammich
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  28. 06-10-15 11:57 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Drill baby drill.
    I don't understand
    Why is BIGDAY quoting Chicka's pillow talk here?

    Yo, BIGDAY... pillow talk kinda has to get the "what you do in Vegas stays in Vegas" treatment, pal.


    I mean, WTF
    But anyways... does Chicka have a sister?
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  29. 06-11-15 08:13 AM #29
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    paid 100 quid for quivering quim
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  30. 06-11-15 09:36 AM #30
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  31. 06-11-15 10:53 AM #31
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    Both Seaweed and lakerboy on the warriors for game 4

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  32. 06-11-15 11:16 AM #32
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  33. 06-11-15 02:25 PM #33
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