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    icancount2one
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    pro tip: If she just wants to do lunch, she's just a friend.

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    Got to give some props to TTwarrior.

    Ever since he became a moderator, he has this new swagger about him. He is truly living the good life.

    Vacationing.
    Poker.
    Farmville.
    Dating more than anyone on the forum.

    Keep up the good work, TT. You are an inspiration for everyone.

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    date went great

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    did she get to eat too?

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    did you pack balognie sandwhiches what you guys do???

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    ttwarrior1
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    ate chinese and she paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    ate chinese and she paid
    Is her name Michelle?

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    I miss this guy!!

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    The date was with a guy probably, this is just a “beard” to protect his life secret.

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    The date is in the morning because she has real men (lol like me) lined up for the night-time. She might try to roll you for some coin in the morning to cover her shopping in the afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I'll be a little easy on you. You do appear to have a Hitler haircut in your photo if that is you. Unless, it's a hairpiece.

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    I met a girl in the AM once, she asked me to kiss it where it stinks so i took her to Newark...

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    When i was younger i met a girl in the park and had lunch. We did this twice a week for 3 years . One day we forgot drinks and she took it out of one of her 2 humps. Turns out she was a camel. It was hard to tell because she applied makeup well to hide it. We remained friends though.

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    she probably has a creampie in her from the night before

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    Plenty of breakfast dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    I'll be a little easy on you. You do appear to have a Hitler haircut in your photo if that is you. Unless, it's a hairpiece.
    That is a rug, he was bald af & really fat 6-8 years ago.

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    only when they wake up in my bed from the night before and are immediately served with some balls in their face and a hard kahk tappin' on their forehead.....

    ususally throw together a few lines and a bloody mary after that initial round is over..... then another round and possibly brunch over at one of the Htown happening sunday funday venues.....
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