1. 08-26-12 12:41 PM #1
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    This is a real problem at all restaurants and I'm sick of it

    Stale saltine crackers.

    They can only keep other foods for a very limited amount of time but I swear these places order one shipment of saltines every 4 years and never throw them away until they're gone.
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  2. 08-26-12 01:02 PM #2
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    Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

    You're welcome.
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  3. 08-26-12 01:04 PM #3
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    Not sure i ever ate saltines when eating out
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  4. 08-26-12 01:05 PM #4
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    I try to help restaurants solve this by putting as many as i can into my wife's purse
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  5. 08-26-12 01:09 PM #5
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    saltine crackers? what you eating, shrimp cocktail? chowder
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  6. 08-26-12 01:16 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    saltine crackers? what you eating, shrimp cocktail? chowder
    Wendy's chili, chic-fil-a salads, most any soup at a dine in restaurant, oysters on the half shell, shrimp cocktail, etc.
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  7. 08-26-12 01:18 PM #7
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    Ever try to eat 7 in one minute (or is it 6). Very difficult if not impossible.
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  8. 08-26-12 01:18 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

    You're welcome.
    Why would you pay for them when they're free?
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  9. 08-26-12 01:23 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Why would you pay for them when they're free?
    That was just an alternative to the stale crackers. If free crackers are your thing, enjoy the staleness.
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  10. 08-26-12 01:32 PM #10
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    most restaurant give you a little packet of crackers, ensuring their freshness.. what kind of 2 bit diners are we talking here?
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  11. 08-26-12 01:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbawks View Post
    most restaurant give you a little packet of crackers, ensuring their freshness.. what kind of 2 bit diners are we talking here?
    The packet doesn't ensure freshness. They are individually wrapped but stale. Seriously you guys always get fresh crackers?
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  12. 08-26-12 02:43 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    Ever try to eat 7 in one minute (or is it 6). Very difficult if not impossible.
    without water of course.
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  13. 08-26-12 03:04 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

    You're welcome.
    Thanks

    In fact instead of ever going to a restaurant I could just go to the grocery store for everything so I wouldn't have to worry about getting quality food. Or maybe someone could list the ingredients for saltine crackers and I can grow, harvest, and make my own saltines from scratch.

    Or maybe I could just expect food to be edible when I visit a restaurant. Call me crazy
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  14. 08-26-12 03:15 PM #14
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    Just to be clear, you're not going to a restaurant. You're going to Wendy's. You're lucky if there's not snot in the chili.
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  15. 08-26-12 03:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Just to be clear, you're not going to a restaurant. You're going to Wendy's. You're lucky if there's not snot in the chili.
    Nice reading comprehension pal
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    What exactly is wrong with my reading comprehension?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Wendy's chili, chic-fil-a salads, most any soup at a dine in restaurant, oysters on the half shell, shrimp cocktail, etc.
    I named one of the "restaurants" that you claimed to get stale crackers.
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  17. 08-26-12 03:53 PM #17
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    Chi Archie why do u have so many ghosts
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  19. 08-26-12 03:59 PM #19
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    better to have old crackers in your restaurant than a bunch of fukking **********
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  20. 08-26-12 04:15 PM #20
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    dump the saltine crackers. switch to Tortilla Chips.

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