1. 08-12-12 12:18 AM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    List of my come on lines

    chick: what movie do you want to watch
    me: I don't care as long as Im with you


    Chick: its okay that you can't get a hard on, i know you want to make love to me and
    not just have sex
    me: uh yeh


    For valentines day:
    Get your woman 12 real roses and one fake rose.
    When she asks why one fake rose. You then say, these roses may die but my love for you will never die and this rose represents my never ending love for you




    Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM? Because I think Taco Bell is still open then. We could get some chalupas.


    Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.




    No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you


    Did you fall from heaven? Because you could totally land on me and be OK because I’m fat


    Where have you been all my life? I know it’s not McDonald’s or Wendy’s or Arby’s or
    Hardee’s or White Castle or Kenny Rogers Roasters…cause that’s where I usually hang out.


    Your dad must’ve been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns and I’d like to put my hot dog between them. That’s not a sexual innuendo. I carry a package of hot dogs with me wherever I go.


    Hey, would you like to come home with me and count my chins?


    Say, would you like to come over to my place and compare boobs?


    I may be a fantasy mod but your my real fantasy
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  2. 08-12-12 12:20 AM #2
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    The Solomon one is brilliant...a blatant lie, but brilliant.
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  3. 08-12-12 12:22 AM #3
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    Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM? Because I think Taco Bell is still open then. We could get some chalupas.
    Hey, would you like to come home with me and count my chins?
    Did you fall from heaven? Because you could totally land on me and be OK because I’m fat


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  4. 08-12-12 01:00 AM #4
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    Look at me! Look at me!!! I need attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  5. 08-12-12 01:06 AM #5
    ttwarrior1
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    no, just trying to help others out
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  6. 08-12-12 01:07 AM #6
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    Hey girl did u just fart. she says no. Well u just blew me away.
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  7. 08-12-12 01:08 AM #7
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    Not going to lie.....not bad
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  8. 08-12-12 01:32 AM #8
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    Titty, fukk this shit.

    Go around the ghetto and make a video of you hittin' on big black bitches.




    You like Vitamin D fortified, bitch? Cuz I got some hard-core milk for yo' ass, bitch!!! Gnome sayin'?

    -- Oh sheet! Yew dah man, Titty!!! Let's go take the Gee Eee Dee together, homey!!!!
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  9. 08-12-12 01:44 AM #9
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    late night shift TT
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  10. 08-12-12 01:45 AM #10
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    TT: did you want to go to dinner?

    female: sure

    TT: do you think they accept betpoints?
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  11. 08-12-12 02:09 AM #11
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    Not bad work here, TT.

    You have been stepping up your game lately.

    Maybe becoming a moderator really lit a fire under you.
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  12. 08-12-12 09:37 AM #12
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    "I may be a fantasy mod but your my real fantasy"

    This is probably the best thing I've heard in my SBR life.
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  13. 08-12-12 09:43 AM #13
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  14. 08-12-12 09:48 AM #14
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    You tell these girls u wipe ur ass with a towel?
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  15. 08-12-12 09:57 AM #15
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    gay
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  16. 08-12-12 11:08 AM #16
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  17. 12-08-12 02:11 AM #17
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  18. 12-08-12 02:16 AM #18
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  19. 12-08-12 02:16 AM #19
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  20. 12-08-12 02:24 AM #20
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  21. 12-08-12 03:57 AM #21
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    TT, I couldn't help but notice that food was mentioned in most of your pick-up lines. TT, I like you but you seem like a gluttonous pig.
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  22. 12-08-12 04:02 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Did you fall from heaven? Because you could totally land on me and be OK because I'm into butt drops.

    Fixed.
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  23. 12-08-12 05:40 AM #23
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    never saw these

    gotta be honest, actually not that bad, may use one or two in the field

    delivery is 90% of it obviously
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  24. 12-08-12 06:56 AM #24
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    turrible turrible turrible
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  25. 12-08-12 07:04 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Did you know I can eat a bucket of chicken with one of my shit towels wrapped around my greasy head as a blindfold and still be able find and eat your pussy by using my sense of smell alone?


    You are one sick fukk Titty................
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  26. 12-08-12 08:10 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
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  27. 12-08-12 08:51 AM #27
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    tt's real pick up lines:

    -"hey young boy, I have candy and toys in my basement."
    -"mommy, can our blind and retarded cousin sleep over?"
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  28. 12-08-12 09:40 AM #28
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    Entertaining and I'm sure that they would work on someone easy. Or desperate. Or had no standards.


    Maybe not a prostitute though. Some women can't be paid enough to deal with that.
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  29. 12-08-12 09:57 AM #29
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    My favorite pick up line is "You know what they say about guys with webbed feet"
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  30. 12-08-12 10:00 AM #30
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  31. 12-08-12 10:12 AM #31
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    " I like your shoes "
    .......AND
    "Are you in town for the model convention? "

    They worked 99% of the time->
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  32. 12-10-12 11:45 PM #32
    thetrinity
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    u mean hey im an ex sbr mod wana penetrate doesnt work
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  33. 12-11-12 12:36 AM #33
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    "I can't see my penis, please look if its still there"
    "I'm fat, in case of a catastrophy you can kill me and survive the winter"
    "You're not pretty, but I imagined having sex with my cousin so you should be fine, too"
    "I need someone with slim fingers to help me with my ipad mini"
    "How much for 1 hour? 500? Come on, have mercy, look at my car"
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  34. 12-11-12 12:48 AM #34
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    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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