1. 08-09-12 09:33 PM #36
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    Was a number she didnt recognize. For all we know it could have been some dude sending his wife a good morning present. Id call it back to see who it was.
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  2. 08-09-12 09:46 PM #37
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    Shari has seen mine...

    she seemed to like it
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  3. 08-09-12 10:13 PM #38
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    Thank him for no longer wasting your time because you have standards and he hasn't measured up.
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  4. 08-09-12 10:50 PM #39
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    Shari this a serious thread?

    PM me your number, I'll send you a pic. Let me know how I measure up
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  5. 08-09-12 11:36 PM #40
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    I wrote back this morning "Did you mean to send this to Shari because I don't know who you are." And he replied "Yes it's xxx. Sent it from my iphone. Left my blackberry at home. Hope you enjoyed. Any pics for me?"

    Haven't responded yet. Thought of sending him tt's poopy towel pic but I probably shouldn't.

    So another one bites the dust.
    Last edited by shari91; 08-09-12 at 11:37 PM. Reason: had to fix the quote
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  6. 08-09-12 11:42 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    It's the new flashing. The dude gets off on knowing you saw his junk.

    Write back and say "It looks like you got some growing up to do." He won't know if you're talking about his maturity level or his junk size. It'll mess with his confidence.
    ^^^^ this one in reply I reckon


    or maybe we can come up with soemthing even more cutting from this group?
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  7. 08-09-12 11:49 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    And he replied "Yes it's xxx. Sent it from my iphone. Left my blackberry at home. Hope you enjoyed. Any pics for me?"

    Send him a pic of a BBC. He won't know what the hell point you're trying to make.
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  8. 08-09-12 11:59 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post

    Haven't responded yet. Thought of sending him tt's poopy towel pic but I probably shouldn't.

    So another one bites the dust.
    Tell him you had bad Mexican food.

    The fact that you were able to confirm it was a penis rules jj out as a suspect.
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  9. 08-10-12 12:41 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Got a pic of a guy's appendage sent to my phone this morning. Pretty sure it's from a guy I went to lunch with a few weeks ago but the number didn't match any in my contacts. However... there's no one else it could possibly be from unless it was from a random who mis-messaged.

    Not sure how to respond?! Asked a few single friends if this was common and they said they've gotten these as well. Asked married friends and they almost died laughing after thanking the heavens they're no longer dating. So what's the go? Is this a thing now? Guys send pics of their junk? And it was at 10am when he would be at work which creeped me out even more.
    just write him back , thanks for the pic, looks like a penis just much smaller
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  10. 08-10-12 02:41 AM #45
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    Shari, a few questions regarding the mystery penis:

    Did you delete the picture? (Be honest)

    Was the picture taken while he was erect?

    Can you describe the penis in great detail? Was he trimmed, shaved, or really bushy?

    If you were in a loving relationship with him, after months of dating, and getting to know him on a spiritual and personal level, would you be happy with his penis?

    Does size matter, Shari?
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  11. 08-10-12 02:56 AM #46
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    Specific reference to girth thanks Sheryl
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  12. 08-10-12 03:04 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Shari, a few questions regarding the mystery penis:

    Did you delete the picture? (Be honest)

    Was the picture taken while he was erect?

    Can you describe the penis in great detail? Was he trimmed, shaved, or really bushy?

    If you were in a loving relationship with him, after months of dating, and getting to know him on a spiritual and personal level, would you be happy with his penis?

    Does size matter, Shari?
    1. YES.

    2. Yes

    3. No. He seems to perform maintenance of some sort but it was more a closeup of his penis.

    4. Depends how he used it.

    5. Yeah sometimes it does.

    hawley - he was pretty well built but not Coke can
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  13. 08-10-12 03:10 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    5. Yeah sometimes it does.

    God dammit!
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  14. 08-10-12 03:22 AM #49
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    Definitely not normal here in Melbourne or Aus for a guy to do that. Having said that, im in my early 30s. Not sure How old this guy is, and who knows what the younger generation think is cool these days.

    But any normal Aussie guy around here would know the easiest way into a girls pants is to give the impression you aren't desperate for action. Sending a photo of your rooster is not the greatest way to give that impression.
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  15. 08-10-12 04:30 AM #50
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    Wow,you picked a real winner there! One date and he's sending rooster pics. Run the other way and delete him from your contacts! What a fuk'in loser, so full of himself that he sends you a pic of his junk and then ask you to send one of you back! You should send him a pic of a baboons hairy red ass and say "here ya go weirdo, enjoy."
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  16. 08-10-12 07:06 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    1. YES.

    2. Yes

    3. No. He seems to perform maintenance of some sort but it was more a closeup of his penis.

    4. Depends how he used it.

    5. Yeah sometimes it does.

    hawley - he was pretty well built but not Coke can
    Unreal. Shari just buried the whole forum.
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  17. 08-10-12 08:00 AM #52
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    probably the guy is married too, "I didn't have my blackberry" -- yea right, more like you didn't want your wife to find this on your phone!!
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  18. 08-10-12 08:43 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    1. YES.

    2. Yes

    3. No. He seems to perform maintenance of some sort but it was more a closeup of his penis.

    4. Depends how he used it.

    5. Yeah sometimes it does.

    hawley - he was pretty well built but not Coke can
    Talk about a dagger to the heart to JJ..
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  19. 08-10-12 09:51 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro803 View Post
    probably the guy is married too, "I didn't have my blackberry" -- yea right, more like you didn't want your wife to find this on your phone!!
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  20. 08-10-12 09:57 AM #55
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    Whoa!,I thought this thread would have record # of posts/views with Shari n' penis in same title
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  21. 08-10-12 10:13 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    5. Yeah sometimes it does.
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  22. 08-10-12 10:28 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    5. Yeah sometimes it does.
    Is 2 inches long enough? Im askin for a friend of mine of course
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  23. 08-10-12 10:44 AM #58
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  24. 08-10-12 10:50 AM #59
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    This is some weird sh*t. Must be some Australian thing. I wonder how many guys get a semi before sending the pic then disappoint the girl when its show time.
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  25. 08-10-12 11:03 AM #60
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    +850 Shari deleted the pic. Even if she didn't like it she would keep it for novelty/conversation piece
    Last edited by TheCentaur; 08-10-12 at 11:08 AM.
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  26. 08-10-12 01:13 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    +850 Shari deleted the pic. Even if she didn't like it she would keep it for novelty/conversation piece
    100% deleted it. My son tries to grab my phone whenever he sees it. Kid would probably end up on a chat show blaming me for messing up his life.

    Taking a break from the dating thing for awhile now. This was actually a set up through another friend who has been chirping for months that we should hook up. I'd expect it more from some random off a dating site. Not going to bother telling my buddy he set me up with a perv because I don't want to embarrass the guy. Or maybe I'll just slip it into conversation subtly some point in the future so at least he can tell the dude to maybe back off with that stuff. Then again if other women think it's hot, who am I to say. Almost feels like when a guy pulled out his stuff on a tram when I first moved here and started to jerk himself off while staring at me. Certain images you just can't erase from your mind. No saved photos required.
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  27. 08-10-12 01:44 PM #62
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    Shari..dont assume its sent from him if the # is wrong.
    inquire about it.

    I didnt read whole thread so I maybe missing out info on what happpened
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  28. 08-10-12 03:55 PM #63
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    never would send a pic like that unless was in a serious relationship and the lady enjoyed trading pics when not together...
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  29. 08-10-12 03:57 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Almost feels like when a guy pulled out his stuff on a tram when I first moved here and started to jerk himself off while staring at me. Certain images you just can't erase from your mind. No saved photos required.
    I am sorry about that I was a long way from home and I get nervous travelling on unfamilar public transit.
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  30. 08-10-12 04:33 PM #65
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    just for you, shari

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  32. 08-10-12 05:35 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    3. No. He seems to perform maintenance of some sort but it was more a closeup of his penis.
    jeez how long exactly did you stare at the friggin rooster?

    perv
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