[KingKolzig]

i dont really even want to write this but i feel pretty down about what i did. i went to the beach today by myself just to get some sun/vitaminD. so near where i park there is a car wash and i hit it up on my way back because i had sand all over my seat, floor ect. so i wash my car and then pull into one of the stalls to vacumm out the inside. right when i pull in these 2 ladies in an suv pull up to the stall next to me. both also came from the beach, older ladies like 35-40 and in bikinis. right away my heart started pumping cause this lady who got out was only like 3-4 feet from me with huge tanned and i was like wow. so then the other lady gets out and heads to this picnic table and sits down. the other lady puts some quarters in and starts to vacumm out the suv. her are flopping everywhere and shes bending over basically right in my face (i have the darkest legal tint she cant really see me). so i just whip it out and start beating off right there in my car. i was staring at her and i released after only like a minute. right away i felt so bad when i was done it made me depressed and i had to take my shirt off and clean myself then i just drove away. is that like way out of line?

[Chi_archie]

No you did the right thing

[Smoke]

Word

[downsouth]

Really had no other choice

[onlooker]

is that like way out of line?

Yes.

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PICS OF THE FEMALES ATTACHED TO THIS THREAD!!!

[konck]

Why didnt you ask if you could jizz on her

[robmpink]

I don't think you really did this.

[Mikail]

please admit you just made that up.

[baskets]

If true.....

BEST ... THREAD ... EVER!!!


One time I was on a hot date with this super sexy chick.... we're at the movies and I was trying to feel her up. Her body was tight and I was as hard as a fukking rock. The whole time she kept a "please do, but don't go all the way" resistance.... it was the first night with her. My dick was so hard and I wanted to fukk her so bad (this was when I was young) ... that after 30 minutes of feeling her and tight bod... I had to go to the men's bathroom in the movie theater and blast one off.

[firstclass]

get a girlfriend .. you have issues really

[baskets]

get a girlfriend .. you have issues really

I don't think he has issues. he didn't do anything wrong. it was a grown woman who obviously wanted to be seen or she wouldn't have flashed her around for the world to see.

he was in a private 'residence' so to speak..... grown man, grown woman.

no harm, no foul.


if he had rolled down his window and stared at her while he did his business... or followed her home. that's a different story.

otherwise, you're just another trained liberal whack job

[gummo]

It's something we all do but a lot of people here are embarrassed to admit it.

[Thunder Gulch]

It really depends on what they looked like. With no photo evidence, I'm calling perv.

[baskets]

on second thought, if you had jacked it to two men who had just returned from the beach.....


well, in today's backwards world that would be acceptable and people would go on marches in your honor backed up by Al Sharpton

[InTheDrink]

didnt this idiot say he was done posting?

how many fukkin times will it be?

point stiff and fraud

[CarpeDime]

zigger I know the answer to your question but I want to know what your best rough guesstimate would be before i give you the answer

[KingKolzig]

this really happened. im not sure if its even legal. the carwash just has the perfect setup where both vacumms on one side are connected so in a bay 2 cars get real close together. and the cameras the place have face the back of my car so no one can see in. im going back to the beach on sunday it will be real hard not to go back to the carwash and wait for the same situation

[mynameismud]

thats how you get on the sex offender list kid.

[Rich Boy]

I have done the same thing, nothing wrong with it.

It was a few years ago. I was walking to my car which was beside a park. I get in and look to my right and see this tight young chick, probably in high school wearing these TIGHT black yoga pants. Made her ass look incredible.

She was just playing around in the field and was too far to see me. So I whipped it out right there, rubbed one out and left happy.

Didnt feel guilty about it, actually am proud that I was able to pull it off

[CarpeDime]

yeah my answer was probably not what you were expecting

i have actually done this at several bashes to several posters who were there, when the opportunity presented itself

no harm no foul, and i would actually even be willing to tell the posters that i did it, im sure they wouldnt even mind, im sure theyd think it was funny

[KingKolzig]

yeah my answer was probably not what you were expecting

i have actually done this at several bashes to several posters who were there, when the opportunity presented itself

no harm no foul, and i would actually even be willing to tell the posters that i did it, im sure they wouldnt even mind, im sure theyd think it

was funny

so true its all about the opportunity. id say you can blame the man for not taking away the opportunity, not your fault

[Jerm3462]

I agree, you did the right thing.
I do have 1 question:

Where did the jizz go?

[Sunde91]

lol op probably troll rich boy's post probably true

To honestly do this means you're a desperate dickless dweeb who views women as some majestic on-high creature to be admired as close as possible without coming into contact. Means you'd be happy to be the pussboy of a bitch for a chance at snatch. You'd rather debase yourself instead of actually pursuing her or just forgetting about and not letting it control you cause its just a bitch. Pitiful.

[Junkyard Dog]

yeah my answer was probably not what you were expecting

i have actually done this at several bashes to several posters who were there, when the opportunity presented itself

no harm no foul, and i would actually even be willing to tell the posters that i did it, im sure they wouldnt even mind, im sure theyd think it was funny

[chipper]

Thank goodness for dark tinted windows !

[frogsrangers]

Wow

[TheMetsSuck]

not sure getting baskets endorsement helps much after seeing his tennis highlights. that oaf probably jacks off everywhere...

[KingKolzig]

lol op probably troll rich boy's post probably true

To honestly do this means you're a desperate dickless dweeb who views women as some majestic on-high creature to be admired as close as possible without coming into contact. Means you'd be happy to be the pussboy of a bitch for a chance at snatch. You'd rather debase yourself instead of actually pursuing her or just forgetting about and not letting it control you cause its just a bitch. Pitiful.

i think you hit it sunde. im a pathetic peeping tom

[ShawNee922]

Had it been me?

She would have been behind the tinted glass along with me ...

[opie1988]

Kolzig is, and has always been, a complete fukkin douche.

Of course he jacks off in his car. He's 38 years old and lives with his parents. Not like your takin any chics home with that arrangement.

[The Kraken]

Opie!!!!!!!!! How was the carribean?

[compaqDikk]

i would be more concerned about getting a ticket if my windows were too dark

[opie1988]

Opie!!!!!!!!! How was the carribean?

Still here, pal. Won't return till Friday.

It's awesome. Absolutely awesome. You really need to see this someday.

[KingKolzig]

opie you can choke on a black rooster. ill be jacking off all over fort myers this fall

[Avenger]

You have two naked men kissing as your icon.

I call fake.

But good try.