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    CARPE DIME PORNO RELEASE THREAD!!! Released to the public!

    Although I am a devout Christian and I have a wooden cross out in my lawn (which is used for certain exercises at certain times if you catch my drift), I will occasionally watch some porn.


    Now this guy, this famous guy Carpe Dime... in the porn world he goes by the porn star name of

    Lickivaginarus
    1120.... A sort of play on words of licking snatch and being a dinosaur about it. I guess the point is that he is a dinosaur-sized snatch muncher. But if we examine that further, we'll see that
    it's also a play on a biblical passage.


    Leviticus 11:20-22

    All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper. If thou find a hot latina on approximately all fours, then make a movie about it and go unto her.


    So I found Carpe in this porno called "Helping Hand".

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    You'll want to start it at 6:50. Carpe appears at 7:00 in a stealthy fashion and la puta goes "sor-prise!!!" If you match up the shirt sleeve in the porno with the shirt sleeve in many of Carpe's SBR videos you'lll that it is an EXACT MATCH!!!


    Best way to find it:

    clip sandwiches hunter potatochips dot cheesebruger com
    gigi sandwiches spice potatochips
    helping sandwiches hand potatochips

    google search

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    Cool story.

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    you have no sense of humor, Mfukker

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    This thread sucks.

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    Ace, I know you aint into hot latinas getting the digits.... you want me to call JJ so he can send you a vid of a dude fingering another dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    you have no sense of humor, Mfukker
    Or maybe you're just not as funny as you think you are.

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    Monkey -- you're just as andywend says .... a miserable, know-it-all fukk

    minet -- I enjoy your posts. always have



    review the video evidence. that is Carpe's hand, Carpe's fingers, Carpe's wrist and Carpe's long-sleeve shirt.... and he is double-dipping on that latina snatch starting at 7:00

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    Monkey -- you're just as andywend says .... a miserable, know-it-all fukk
    You're as insightful as you are funny.

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    yes, everybody knows you and durito are miserable, sick fukks.

    lighten up and enjoy yourself for a minute. you can't be a prick until your 50, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    yes, everybody knows you and durito are miserable, sick fukks.

    lighten up and enjoy yourself for a minute. you can't be a prick until your 50, can you?
    Everybody knows that? How about the people that have actually met us? What do they have to say?

    P.S. - I have met durito and his wife.

    P.P.S. - You're a moron. Just like andywend.
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