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    99% of women over 35 are hideous

    No wonder guys need Viagra, its not cause they cant get hard it bc you cant get wood while throwin up

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    washed up

    think 20-24

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    Unreal

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    Not 100% on subject here, but since I'm moving to a completely new place, I joined one of those 'dating' websites just to look at pictures of what is up in Chicago single wise, and 80% are fat or have kids... and that is in my age range of 20-28.

    Unreal. It is bleak out there.

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    Picker sid you see my thread about the chicago murder outbreak?
    You best buy a piece.

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    not true

    some are but nowhere near all

    milfs are hot

    horny too. husbands at work banging 25 year old secretaries.

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    acl, i'm a pussy, I ain't going anywhere near the bad parts, especially not at night.

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    If its pink i'll fukk it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    acl, i'm a pussy, I ain't going anywhere near the bad parts, especially not at night.
    That place is a fukking war zone

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    My wife is part of the other 1%.

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    Not true in Miami.

    But when I lived in the midwest, you'd be correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    My wife is part of the other 1%.
    I'll be the judge of that.
    Pics please.

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    ladies over 35 cause stress..take me for example because of them i now have hardly any hair,unreal
    buddy of myne been dating older women before he graduated now i seen him bout 3yrs after at local hooters that sob was bald
    boys stay away from ladies or u will be investing in rugs instead of buying beer

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    I would move this to the saloon, but this is funny
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    A 35 year old woman looks like a disgusting wornout beast that has lost all femininity besides large breasts if she has them

    Why do you think they have to recycle actresses with new ones everytime they hit 35, bc guys cant jackoff to the 40 year old version of Salma Hayek



    They want the 20-30 year old version


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    truthfully... thinner women keep their beauty longer

    The full figured women some love... they are the first to lose it once gravity takes effect.

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    You should change to 99% of all women.

    1% is a HUGE number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    You should change to 99% of all women.

    1% is a HUGE number.

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    Cue the guys sayin Id **** Hayek...of course you degenerate ***** would, hell if a wayward sheep showed up at your door its in danger of gettin ******... but Im talkin about what guys find genuinely attractive and want to beat off too

    Age "maleifies" women, it replaces their feminine faces with something like a General Patton look

    Of course women who are fat this is more destructive bc if all they had was their cute face and they lose that well...
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    Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Halle Barry, Gwen Stefani, Jen Aniston, Nicolette Shridan, Christie Brinkley, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Jane Seymour, Cam Diaz, Diane Lane, oh the list is endless.....
    Courtney Cox, Valerie Bertanelli

    all say


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    First off I already showed you Hayeks decline, sure if the girl is a 10 at 25 shes going to be a 5 or so by 35, this is the 1%, but if a girl is a 6 at 25 that bitch is a fuckin 1 or 2 at 35

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Halle Barry, Gwen Stefani, Jen Aniston, Nicolette Shridan, Christie Brinkley, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Jane Seymour, Cam Diaz, Diane Lane, oh the list is endless.....
    Courtney Cox, Valerie Bertanelli

    all say

    these women have all had work done. and if you don't agree your head is in the clouds. the older the more guilty.

    you know, mary steenbergen (sp), the one from back to the future 3 and powder, she wasn't anything special 20 fukking years ago, but i don't know if you saw step brothers from like 4 years ago, but she is pretty hot for a 60 something year old. in relative terms, you can't disagree with me.

    to think that all of these women are not falsely holding up the hands of time is foolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    A 35 year old woman looks like a disgusting wornout beast that has lost all femininity besides large breasts if she has them

    Why do you think they have to recycle actresses with new ones everytime they hit 35, bc guys cant jackoff to the 40 year old version of Salma Hayek



    They want the 20-30 year old version

    I'd take the above Salma over the below. She looks like a little girl in the second. She looks like a hot older woman in the first. I think she's aged fantastic, as have many of the other women listed. Unfortunately, what's true is plenty of them have had work done creating pretty unreal expectations.

    But I'd disagree with the OP, there's plenty of good-looking older women. Not incredible or gorgeous, but certainly not hideous. A bit of hyperbole, but cannot deny it's true that age and gravity catch up. Especially to the women that don't have access to large sums of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomJSports View Post
    I'd take the above Salma over the below. She looks like a little girl in the second. She looks like a hot older woman in the first. I think she's aged fantastic, as have many of the other women listed. Unfortunately, what's true is plenty of them have had work done creating pretty unreal expectations.

    But I'd disagree with the OP, there's plenty of good-looking older women. Not incredible or gorgeous, but certainly not hideous. A bit of hyperbole, but cannot deny it's true that age and gravity catch up. Especially to the women that don't have access to large sums of money.
    yes, women who have aged well, or have a bit of character to them, are like martinis or dark beer. when you know no better, you say, eww, gross...but then you realize it's time to put the wine coolers down and move on to the big leagues.

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    So you are saying 99 out of every 100 women over the age of 35 is disgusting, nasty to look at?
    Is that a little hyperbolic?

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    LOve to see some of the guys pictures who think woman decline. I wonder if they own any mirrors.

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    depressing thread but true

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    women aren't the only ones that decline with age in the looks dept. happens to us also

    luckily that hasn't affected me yet. late 30's and still look like I'm 25

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    There's also something called childbirth that has a lot to do with that.

    Age catches up with all of us, brother. No stopping that. This being said, there's a hell of a lot more 35+ women I'd rather have a conversation with than there are under 25's.

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    She may have had some minor work done but she'd be hot without it. I'm telling you... thin women age better... the big and beautiful become big and disgusting past 30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    There's also something called childbirth that has a lot to do with that.

    Age catches up with all of us, brother. No stopping that. This being said, there's a hell of a lot more 35+ women I'd rather have a conversation with than there are under 25's.
    Have a fuckin conversation with a dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    LOve to see some of the guys pictures who think woman decline. I wonder if they own any mirrors.
    Imagine a more attractive Matthew Mconaghey and thats me

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    99%? ..... In Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles,
    San Francisco, and San Diego........not these cities bud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billyloco View Post
    99%? ..... In Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles,
    San Francisco, and San Diego........not these cities bud.
    You are speakin of the 1%, yes if you find doctor's trophy wives in the most desirable (aka most expensive) cities that are having plastic surgery all day long they will be the most attractive as they were all along, for those of us that dont live in SoCal or Florida this is not the norm

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