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    Deuce
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    What happened to Jessica Simpson?

    Good God.


















































    Knowing how she looked, I would turn the fukkin lights off and put another notch on the headboard.

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    King Mayan
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    All pics look like shit..

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    GUMMO77
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    Retaining an ocean of water in those legs.

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    Le_Donk
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    i think she has some kind of weight watcher deal
    how old is last pic ? was ist during her pregnancy

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    Dutch
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    Bitch is a mad genius.

    1. Gain a fuk load of weight

    2. Get paid a few million by weight watchers for losing the weight. (even tho' she has a personal chef and trainer and was going to lose the weight anyway)

    3. Get invited to all the gay talk shows and talk about how hard it was to lose the weight.

    4. Stay famous for doing absolutely nothing.

    5. Even at her biggest, I'd lay into that bitch.

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    it will take a while to lose that baby weight.

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    TrailerParkBoy
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    Someone fvcked her brains out....ever hear her talk?

    Fookin' 'ell.....

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    wow ..... i knew she blew up .... but didnt realize it was like that ...... she prolly still thinkin bout nick lachey thats why.....lol

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