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    jjgold
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    Think I Am Getting Conned On This Car??????

    I browsing internet and see a car I fell in love with and see a price tag that seems odd of $29,000.
    Yes I do not have any money but ways to get a loan and default on it and give car to the fukkin bank or run it into a tree and play the insurance game when banks comes for me. Sometimes if you crack car up bank makes a deal with you and loan settlement. A loan shark is an option also if I flip it.

    So I e-mail guy and know car worth more and say I will pay $27,200 and he says ok

    Something is up here, no way that car costs $29,000....guy claims 5 years old so I say worth $45,000 so I pounce on this. He says car runs great and wants all cash and can pick up at his house with bill of sale. Whats up here????

    I am not car expert, maybe he is airbrushing massive damage on car or he took engine out and out an old one in, he said he is selling because of a divorce and needs money fast. He claims he has 4 guys interested and all test drove it but said he will give me first shot because he said I seemed to car more and treat it like a baby. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??? Scam?????????

    How can I get scammed here?? If this is legit I would get a shark to give me money and would resell for $40,000 or keep car and default on a loan and show off for a while and try to get laid.

    Here is photo of car

    Attachment 44438

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    not your best stuff
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    hot
    or cleaned up from a flooded locale

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    whats the fukkin make and model? also what year?

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    I just got a great deal on a motor

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    27K seems to be a magic number round here

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    Sounds about right considering mileage/year.

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    Weak effort by Summer JJ.

    No way this happens with Football Season JJ.
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    If you step out of that car with a mink coat on and/or cape you break the 14 year streak of no sexual intercourse with a human female
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    hes selling it because that looks like a kompressor chick car, aka he got it in the divorce and wants to get rid of it before she wants a piece of the pie

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    That car was $100k new. Looks like an SL550?

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    terrible thread..mods get off ass and saloon this shit

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    Corbin you need a safari minivan

    Corbin you would pull trim in minivan

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    Has to be stolen vehicle. No way $27k

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    ​nice whip.

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    1st shift JJ would never start a thread that long about a car
    1st shift JJ post are ALL composed on the 2nd grade level-above post show at least a high school education
    1st shift JJ would never search for a car on the internet-do you know how many used car dealers are in Jersey
    ...
    Summer fill in JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    1st shift JJ would never start a thread that long about a car
    1st shift JJ post are ALL composed on the 2nd grade level-above post show at least a high school education
    1st shift JJ would never search for a car on the internet-do you know how many used car dealers are in Jersey
    ...
    Summer fill in JJ
    jeffery used to sign in under coach's account last summer but was usually just looking to score a bag of weed.

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    I don't like this JJ.

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    Corbin... You might have some serious issues tonight pal.

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    OK I'm now 100% convinced there are different JJ's......This post/thread is NOT the work of Mike Corbin , guaran-fukkin-teed

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    The Three Faces of Eve JJGOLD


    1st Shift
    2nd Shift
    Summer Replacement

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    If it's not double spaced it's a last minute fill in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    If you step out of that car with a mink coat on and/or cape you break the 14 year streak of no sexual intercourse with a human female
    The car is worth it if you can break the futility, JJ. Good luck, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    The car is worth it if you can break the futility, JJ. Good luck, pal.

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    Smokie bend over and put your hands on the rear

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    Tony you first

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    Don't question smokie

    You first

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