[sweep]

hit the fukkin gym girl, i cat have this!

Treadmill it out!

[King Mayan]

Sweep are you in shape??

[InTheDrink]

Put a donut box on the kitchen counter and fill it with carrots and celery

[Chi_archie]

buy her sexy lingerie in her old size.

[starfire]

Call her a MiniHipo

[downsouth]

buy her sexy lingerie in her old size.

Probably only way to do it without coming off as complete ass.

Now if this is your normal way of doing things or you are generally a smartass she will know exactly that your telling her shes getting fat and you will probably still have to deal with her wrath.

[LostBankroll]

Bitch you gettin fat as ****

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Only real way it can be done is saying you're going on a diet and need her to join you for support.

[AraiWa]

Just tell her you want to be honest with her and it looks like she's gaining weight. Honesty is best, whether the fatty likes it or not.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Another reason to be single.......99% of girls become lazy fatter and content once they are with a guy for a while

I don't mind girls a little thick, but it's gotta be a "healthy, natural thick", not sloppy and lazy looking.....

Archie's suggestion really good.....Also try to eat healthy and do outdoor things with her

[ramones951]

Start working out a lot so that you look a lot better. She will probably try to catch up.

[ttwarrior1]

what is she up to 105 pounds now

[chilidog]

She already knows that she's getting fat.

[Delicious]

Only real way it can be done is saying you're going on a diet and need her to join you for support.

I've done this. I lost 22 pounds and she gained three... It was a debacle, I was looking slim and nice and she was all insecure and had resentment.

[Dutch]

"Bitch, I can do better than you, lose some weight before I drop your fat ass."

[onlooker]

Show her Dad's threads. She will get the hint.

Just stay away from the "Fat girls dressing sexy" one.

[Chi_archie]

Only real way it can be done is saying you're going on a diet and need her to join you for support.

she does this on ME!

but i cheat when she isnt around

[chipper]

It's easy... just take her to someplace like Club Med where she'll HAVE to wear a bathing suit. She'll drop the pounds.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Chances are if she is gaining weight you are as well. You don't need to say anything. She already knows.

[AraiWa]

One good thing I will say about the wife; she makes a concerted effort to exercise 3 or 4 times a week and eat healthy. We have a treadmill in our house so sometimes before she heads off to work, she'll jump on the treadmill and run for 30-45 minutes. She's only about 115lbs and has always had nice legs and a nice ass but after all her running, yoga, and just walking all the time, she's tight, even after popping out two of my kids. She knows that I have no problem telling her if I think she is gaining a bit, so I've been lucky to avoid the curse of fat wife eating Bon-bons.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

best way is to cheat on her and get caught. that way she'll feel like shit, break up with your sorry ass, and start working out to get a new guy.

[Stumpage]

buy her sexy lingerie in her old size.

Brilliant.....As I have the same concerns as the OP, I'm actually going to try this suggestion over the weekend.....

[baskets]

Brilliant.....As I have the same concerns as the OP, I'm actually going to try this suggestion over the weekend.....

The king Stumpage has posted. God bless.

If you guys haven't learned by now, women do what the fukk they want to do. They don't listen. And if they're fat, it's b/c they don't want to put in the effort to be in shape. Don't kid yourselves.

You can't force a woman to get back into shape.... unless you hide all the food and take away her charge cards.

I resorted to pumping some skinny poontang on the side. She wants to be in shape and she does what she has to to stay in shape. The wife on the other hand.... 10 kilos extra, boys. With the pounds have come lots of bitchiness as well.

[Stumpage]

Thanks Baskets.....I actually have the lingerie on site now so I'll soon see what response it elicits. I'm thinking shame and embarrassment to be honest.....

[sweep]

Im in the worse shape physically I have ever been in but Im not gaining weight. I was blessed with a speedy metab....That being said, she needs to drop a few. 5'3 120 i'm guessing...Should be 105-108 range.

[paranoyd androyd]

Put a donut box on the kitchen counter and fill it with carrots and celery

like this

[probettor1]

Find a hot celebrity that looks like the way she used to look before, show her the picture and tell her: "Look at this baby, she looks a lot like you when i met you".
This shit works, I did that using alexis texas and scarlett johansson in separated ocassions. Swear god i did it, and it worked. When you do that women see her self in the past so beautiful that they get inspired. They also feel so happy to know that you saw in her such a beauty, to the point where she will want you to see her again like that.

[probettor1]

tell her that you are planning a threesome, but that no one will want to join if she looks like a cow.

[probettor1]

Ask her how many gallons of fat she thinks she have got lately, throw a number before she does, 20 will work

[LostBankroll]

"Bitch, I can do better than you, lose some weight before I drop your fat ass."

Thank You based Dutch! lol

[probettor1]

Buy a plastic chair, cut the legs but just in half, so the chair will collapse when she sits down, once it happens, say "wow babe will need iron chairs to support your current weight".

[elgreco]

Try leaving this thread up on the computer. That may do the trick.

[probettor1]

Or tell her that you are about to tell to the world how fustrated you are with her current wait, even if it take to ask for help in a deger gambler's forum.

[The Giant]

This is what you do, sweep:

Get a glancing shot of her on one of your videos.

A couple of guys will come into the thread and say things to this effect: "Sweep, what's going on with your girl? She looks a little heavy, not her usual sexy self" etc...

You will cover the screen, telling her she doesn't need to read such nonsense written by some weirdos online. Eventually, you give in, and let her read the comments.

Boom! The seed has been planted.

She will then turn to you, and say things like: "Do you think I've gotten a little heavy?"

Your response: "Baby, you know I love you just the way you are, but if you're feeling down about yourself..."

At this point, she loves you, she hates the weirdos on the internet, and wants nothing more than to get back in top shape for her man. Your hands are completely clean of any wrongdoing.

[flyingillini]

Get her to do more nose candy