1. 07-01-12 10:41 PM #1
    darkhat
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    And I Am Officially Single, And Depressed

    Girlfriend broke up with me today because things are "off." No concrete reasons. Sucks, lost a bunch of time and opportunities putting her first.

    Gonna get completely blacked out and eat as much food as humanly possible.

    I can't wait for her to post pictures on facebook in a few weeks making out with dudes. This is going to be so awesome.

    Figured cool people come on anonymous gambling forums to announce these types of things. Feel like my life is over. jasdlf;jasd;lkfjasdl;fkj

    BUT I JUST GOT 6 POINTS!!!!!!
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  2. 07-01-12 10:42 PM #2
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    how long were you together? and how long has she been seeing someone else?
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  3. 07-01-12 10:44 PM #3
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    Get rid of the facebook, move away, start anew, and don't let yourself go to pieces. If you're not working out, start doing it. Get yourself on a structured routine and take control! Plus, you'll upgrade on the next one.
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  4. 07-01-12 10:44 PM #4
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    Fukkin sucks bro. Just be lucky no kids are involved(right...?)

    In the long run this will probably be one of the better things to happen to you I bet. Best remedy right now is NEW PUSSSY
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  5. 07-01-12 10:44 PM #5
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    Darkhat

    She is a bitch, met someone else and doesnt have the sack to tell you the truth. Youre better off.

    Your goal should be to post pictures of you making out with broads before she has the chance.

    There is no better cure for this than to neck with a new broad. And dont tell me you havent been getting sick of her same old bush
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  6. 07-01-12 10:44 PM #6
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    Get off Facebook.

    That alone will make you feel better.....and less gay.

    It'll be alright, pal. Though you don't see it now, this too shall pass.
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  7. 07-01-12 10:44 PM #7
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    Rough one. But yeah, she already has your replacement picked out, girls don't end relationships unless they have the next one ready to go.
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  8. 07-01-12 10:45 PM #8
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    10 step program

    1. Stop being a pussy
    2. If you have any sex videos or pictures, post them on facebook
    3. Delete that bitch on facebook. If I catch you looking at her profile, I will punch you in the grill
    4. Start texting all of her friends. If you get some serious attention from any of them back, FUKK THEM.
    5. Shred all of the stuff that reminds you of her. Or burn, pick your pleasure.
    6. If 4 doesn't work, watch a shit ton of porn.
    7. Gamble more.
    8. I had your girl, she wasn't that great.
    9. Vandalize her car or apartment somehow.
    10. Spread rumors that her oyster smells 40 years past its prime.
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    bang a few escorts.
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  10. 07-01-12 10:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
    how long were you together? and how long has she been seeing someone else?
    Ouch. Probably true though.

    She basically found someone that is better-looking, taller, with more money, or that has a bigger rooster.
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  11. 07-01-12 10:47 PM #11
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  12. 07-01-12 10:48 PM #12
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    Thanks for the response, best one is which I already know.. don't be a fukin pussy about it. I have no kids with her, however there's probably a small chance she could be pregnant I guess, anything is possible.. use condoms though, no birth control. I'm paranoid now she somehow is just cause it will make my life worse.

    Oh well.
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  13. 07-01-12 10:49 PM #13
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    I neglected to mention this happened today, which is the day before she is moving two hours away for a new job...
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  14. 07-01-12 10:50 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    Thanks for the response, best one is which I already know.. don't be a fukin pussy about it. I have no kids with her, however there's probably a small chance she could be pregnant I guess, anything is possible.. use condoms though, no birth control. I'm paranoid now she somehow is just cause it will make my life worse.

    Oh well.
    I would advise pushing her down a flight or 2 of stairs.

    Having a kid with a bitch who doesn't want to be with you is worst case scenario.
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  15. 07-01-12 10:50 PM #15
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    How can you eat when you're blacked out?

    I'm assuming you're going to eat and then blackout, right?

    Just need some clarification.
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  16. 07-01-12 10:50 PM #16
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    Dark, where do you live?
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  17. 07-01-12 10:50 PM #17
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    The best way to forget, is to bang more chicks. Build a rotation, and you will be fine.

    Delete the b!tch off facebook.
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  18. 07-01-12 10:51 PM #18
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    She ain't moving away for no new fukkin jobC'mon bro

    Some a these hoes is just downright foul. Shit ain't even fair
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  19. 07-01-12 10:53 PM #19
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    I normally would think there was another guy ready, i don't think there is.. It's more that she knows this will be a huge inconvenience now, and will meet many new people.
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  20. 07-01-12 10:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I normally would think there was another guy ready, i don't think there is.. It's more that she knows this will be a huge inconvenience now, and will meet many new people.
    You should have seen it coming.

    You: Yeah, I'll still come up and see you a lot. It'll be fine.
    Her: Right... sure, yeah....
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  21. 07-01-12 10:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie Paz View Post
    Some a these hoes is just downright foul. Shit ain't even fair
    Women are worse then we are, and more sneaky.

    The b!tches can be getting smashed hard like a porno, and less then a hour later, will be at home playing mommy and wifey.

    I've done a few married chicks, they don't even think twice about it. No remorse.
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  22. 07-01-12 10:54 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie Paz View Post
    She ain't moving away for no new fukkin jobC'mon bro

    Some a these hoes is just downright foul. Shit ain't even fair
    She defintely is.. it was decided two months ago.. I sort of saw this coming when it happened.. .
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  23. 07-01-12 10:55 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Women are worse then we are, and more sneaky.

    The b!tches can be getting smashed hard like a porno, and less then a hour later, will be at home playing mommy and wifey.
    Onlooker
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  24. 07-01-12 10:55 PM #24
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    Why are you sad again??
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  25. 07-01-12 10:55 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    You should have seen it coming.

    You: Yeah, I'll still come up and see you a lot. It'll be fine.
    Her: Right... sure, yeah....
    THat is almost exactly what happened like 30 times.
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  26. 07-01-12 10:57 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
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    Cheered you up a bit.

    But what I say is true.
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  27. 07-01-12 10:58 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Women are worse then we are, and more sneaky.

    The b!tches can be getting smashed hard like a porno, and less then a hour later, will be at home playing mommy and wifey.

    I've done a few married chicks, they don't even think twice about it. No remorse.
    Truth.
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    youre gonna be just fine bro, just look at me
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  29. 07-01-12 10:59 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    I would advise pushing her down a flight or 2 of stairs.

    Having a kid with a bitch who doesn't want to be with you is worst case scenario.
    pretty decent advice actually
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  30. 07-01-12 10:59 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Cheered you up a bit.

    But what I say is true.
    yah i know you def are..
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  31. 07-01-12 10:59 PM #31
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    This was your future if you stayed with this dishonest whore. You should be celebrating man.
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  32. 07-01-12 11:00 PM #32
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    Opie nailed it.

    Fuk Facebook. That shit just isn't healthy.
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    dark hat meet your new best friend...it's connected at the end of your arm
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  34. 07-01-12 11:04 PM #34
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    you look a fukkin * danceman
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  35. 07-01-12 11:17 PM #35
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    I have a strange feeling Lebron was involved in this..
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