1. 07-01-12 05:16 PM #36
    Lookingtostart
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    I had a teacher at high school called Mr Proctor. You have no idea how much that suited him, he was rather anal about everything.
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  2. 07-01-12 07:22 PM #37
    QuantumLeap
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    I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Dong but he pronounced it dung.

    When I was in Singapore I met a guy named Kok Hor.

    I used to work with a Mexican girl named Anali. It seems like it should be pronounced anally but it's pronounced uh-nah'-lee. I guess it's a common name in Mexico.
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  3. 07-01-12 07:31 PM #38
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    i knew a veterinarian named Bipin B. Dikshit.
    He is Indian.
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  4. 07-01-12 08:02 PM #39
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    Went through Basic Training with a guy named Mohammed Smith.
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  5. 07-01-12 08:23 PM #40
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  6. 07-01-12 08:26 PM #41
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  7. 07-01-12 08:30 PM #42
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  8. 07-01-12 08:32 PM #43
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  9. 07-01-12 08:34 PM #44
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    off the top of my head, here are some of the patient names i've had come in to the office..

    Tavist-D, Frankfurter, L-a (pronounced la-dash-a, fukked that one up royally), Trezuhr (yup, sounds like treasure) Motley, and all sorts of names that correspond with this classic youtube posting:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
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  10. 07-01-12 08:36 PM #45
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    There was a woman in town named Anita Blunt
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  11. 07-01-12 09:17 PM #46
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    I know a guy who is named "Jeans Pool Ramirez", his parents intended to call him "Jean Paul" but I guess they weren't very literate.
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  12. 07-01-12 09:22 PM #47
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  13. 07-01-12 09:41 PM #48
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    When I was active in third party politics I meet a guy a couple times named Starchild (male exotic dancer from San Francisco so maybe not that strange) that went by it 100% of the time (listed on ballots as such, etc)... I'm pretty sure I asked him (memory kindof hazy because it likely was over a lit bowl) if it was his birth/legal name and he claimed it was...
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  14. 07-01-12 09:42 PM #49
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    Knew a girl named " Unike"( Unique)

    Kid named VuTee which sounds like booty when said.
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  15. 07-01-12 09:43 PM #50
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    Old pitching coach of the Angels.

    Dick Pole.
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  16. 07-01-12 11:16 PM #51
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  17. 07-01-12 11:38 PM #52
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    Recently met a couple who named their son Seven (like the number) after the famous seinfeld episode. Apparently they were yankee fans as well and wanted to honor mickey mantle
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  18. 07-01-12 11:41 PM #53
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    Know a African guy named "Chilidew."
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  19. 07-01-12 11:45 PM #54
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  20. 07-02-12 12:31 AM #55
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  21. 07-02-12 10:29 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post

    When I was in Singapore I met a guy named Kok Hor.


    We might have a winner here.
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  22. 07-02-12 11:08 AM #57
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  23. 07-02-12 12:07 PM #58
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    at ucla, there's a library named after a great man named hugh g. dick. true story
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  24. 07-02-12 02:34 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    at ucla, there's a library named after a great man named hugh g. dick. true story

    I hope the G. stands for Goddamn.
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  25. 07-02-12 02:37 PM #60
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    banged a girl back in the day named Genesis. also knew a girl who named her kid Abcde, pronounced Absidy. god awful name.
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  26. 07-02-12 05:18 PM #61
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  27. 07-03-12 06:43 AM #62
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    This is easy since I'm in Asia plus I've been around a little:

    Ali Baba - didn't think it was real and I almost said something, put it was. I'm glad I didn't say anything and it would have been detrimental to my business at the time.

    Porn - so many girls named Porn here in Thailand

    Pimp - yes, it's a name here.

    There are also many girls nicknamed:

    Ooan (Fatty)
    Tia (Shorty)
    Ngoo (Mouse)

    Sometimes the nicknames are appropriate, others they're just wrong.

    Another one - Echo.

    In high school, and this is true, I had a teacher whose name was Richard Harry. Figure that one out...last name first, first name last. Harry Richard or when shortened, Harry Dick.
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  28. 07-03-12 12:17 PM #63
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    I went to boarding school with Dong Suk Yang.
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  29. 07-04-12 02:19 AM #64
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    Once knew an indian guy named Tony Chineck - Toe Knee Chin Neck
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  30. 07-04-12 02:29 AM #65
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    My plumber before I moved was Donald Duck, his son was Donald Duck Jr.
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