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    probettor1
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    sbr friend vs real friends.

    Real friends get together frequently to get drunk, talk shit about someone they know, brag about some BS they have done, eat 3 pound of fatty meat, and a ton of chips, complain about the economy and their lousy jobs, judge you because you love gambling or any other thing, they bring their cranky wife over to your house and their kids to make your house a mess. Once you want them to to leave you simply dont know how to tell them.
    sbr friend are nor real friend but they frequently give a couple of points to make you happy, they never ask you for money no matter how broke they are, they love gambling too, they might give you a nice pick here and there. You can tell them to fukk them self at any time and shut them down. They are always here. You can copy and paste anything from any where in the internet to make fun of them. And the best thing they dont even know you.

    Unfortunally we still need the real friends, those are the one with a roof when you are homeless.
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    It's possible to turn SBR friends into real friends. Just go on a man date.


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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    Real friends get together frequently to get drunk, talk shit about someone they know, brag about some BS they have done, eat 3 pound of fatty meat, and a ton of chips, complain about the economy and their lousy jobs, judge you because you love gambling or any other thing, they bring their cranky wife over to your house and their kids to make your house a mess. Once you want them to to leave you simply dont know how to tell them.
    sbr friend are nor real friend but they frequently give a couple of points to make you happy, they never ask you for money no matter how broke they are, they love gambling too, they might give you a nice pick here and there. You can tell them to fukk them self at any time and shut them down. They are always here. You can copy and paste anything from any where in the internet to make fun of them. And the best thing they dont even know you.

    Unfortunally we still need the real friends, those are the one with a roof when you are homeless.
    many do actually

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    Friendship is Magic...


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    probettor can i borrow 10 dollars

    probettor im wating for this **** to email me with my control n umber

    probettor im getting irate

    probettor i wanted the money for the yankee met game tomorrow

    probettor how many times have you moved your bowels this week

    probettor can we be real life friends

    probettor can i have nudes of your wife

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    probettor can i borrow 10 dollars- You'll get 10 points if you win the challenge, low odds

    probettor im wating for this **** to email me with my control n umber- WTF?

    probettor im getting irate- Have some sex

    probettor i wanted the money for the yankee met game tomorrow-NYY will win today

    probettor how many times have you moved your bowels this week-1-2 per day

    probettor can we be real life friends-You promise you wont bang my wife?

    probettor can i have nudes of your wife-You will be shocked

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    Mike this is for you, It will help you to relax:




    Alexis Texas. This is the best ass I've seen in the porn industry. Anything better than that in a free porn website and i'm done with sbr forum.





    But no one move it like Naomi Russel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetterBizness View Post
    Friendship is Magic...

    I couldn't see the video over 10 seconds but you avatar is freaking funny.

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    probettor so glad you came over lastnight

    probettor the smore we made by the fire were excellent

    probettor tell your wife im sorry i lit her hair on fire'

    probettor are you still attracted to your wife now that shes bald

    probettor i released to your wife after you guys left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    probettor so glad you came over lastnight

    probettor the smore we made by the fire were excellent

    probettor tell your wife im sorry i lit her hair on fire'

    probettor are you still attracted to your wife now that shes bald

    probettor i released to your wife after you guys left
    Mike check girls in post number 7. The blondy is my wife. You will regret to be gay. Check in youporn, it will save you much more money than 5dimes. Porn was invented for loser bettors.
    Last edited by probettor1; 06-23-12 at 11:57 AM.

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    Mikeyanks23
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    probettor ive seen alexas texas quite a few time

    probettor i made 7 plays in our contest today

    probettor can i have your smore recipe

    probettor i apologize that i had to keep sayin what huh etc last night when we were talking but i didnt expect you to talk tghe way you type

    probettor your wife hit on me when you were in the bathroom.

    probettor when you guys left i smelled the chair she was sitting in and pleasured myself to the smell

    probettor im so happy u r in my life we r def BFF

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    Mikeyanks23;15166966]probettor ive seen alexas texas quite a few time. //You are sick mike, one in enough.

    probettor i made 7 plays in our contest today . // 7 multiplied by 5%=35%. that is the bookie house edge for your picks. I'll check, I might steal one. Is giant there? I have no time to keep handicapping, taking son to the beach and to play basketball. Lebron will need some one to cover for him when he is gone

    probettor can i have your smore recipe//. No smore, isolated whey protein only

    probettor i apologize that i had to keep sayin what huh etc last night when we were talking but i didnt expect you to talk tghe way you type// WTF?

    probettor your wife hit on me when you were in the bathroom. // I knew, that's why I have no real friend. You will stay in the forum from now on

    probettor when you guys left i smelled the chair she was sitting in and pleasured myself to the smell// that one was gross

    probettor im so happy u r in my life we r def BFF //yes i feel like I'm becoming gay
    Last edited by probettor1; 06-23-12 at 01:02 PM.

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    I got the giants, poorly handicap but I got your back there, right? Mike you are one down LOL. How does it feels to lose mike?. Dont worry, I'm #1 in the world, you still can be #2.

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