Real friends get together frequently to get drunk, talk shit about someone they know, brag about some BS they have done, eat 3 pound of fatty meat, and a ton of chips, complain about the economy and their lousy jobs, judge you because you love gambling or any other thing, they bring their cranky wife over to your house and their kids to make your house a mess. Once you want them to to leave you simply dont know how to tell them.
sbr friend are nor real friend but they frequently give a couple of points to make you happy, they never ask you for money no matter how broke they are, they love gambling too, they might give you a nice pick here and there. You can tell them to fukk them self at any time and shut them down. They are always here. You can copy and paste anything from any where in the internet to make fun of them. And the best thing they dont even know you.
Unfortunally we still need the real friends, those are the one with a roof when you are homeless.