1. 04-30-09 12:57 PM #1
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    And your Official SBR April 2009 Poster of the Month is...

    ...I'd tell you, but you just have to watch this video. FiveTeamer is still banned, but he asked me to post the video for him after a long night of torrid sex. Let me tell you, that boy just never gets tired, best night of my life without question.

    Without further ado, here is the April 2009 SBR Poster of the Month ceremony:

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  2. 04-30-09 01:03 PM #2
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    Thank you Rogue for keeping 5'er alive. I am planning on making May my month to win. Watch Out SBR!!
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  3. 04-30-09 01:06 PM #3
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    It was the least I could do after last night, Casper. I rode him like a cheap pogo stick, as hard as I could until it broke.

    I have no doubt you'll make a very strong showing in May. We missed you tremendously during your absense, this place isn't the same with your lists.

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  4. 04-30-09 01:07 PM #4
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    I did notice that he sat very gingerly on the couch...
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  5. 04-30-09 01:14 PM #5
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    Well it's your gig and I can't question your decisions, but the award really should've went to Raydog or Matty Rain this month. But hey.....Nice video!!
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  6. 04-30-09 01:15 PM #6
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    Congrats mathy! *fake Oscar loser smile*

    Looks like you lost a ton of weight there fiver. Ya need to rehydrate properly between sessions with RS.
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  7. 04-30-09 01:22 PM #7
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    Yawn. Please instruct him to not make any further videos until he knows how to dress. Talk about needing a life.
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  8. 04-30-09 01:24 PM #8
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    Mathy! WTG you JJ luva.
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  9. 04-30-09 01:37 PM #9
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    I should have won this

    We are filing an appeal
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  10. 04-30-09 04:21 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Rain View Post
    Looks like you lost a ton of weight there fiver. Ya need to rehydrate properly between sessions with RS.
    I told him the same thing. I kept telling him to drink some water but he just kept pouring more drinks. I don't think he realized that he didn't have to get me drunk to take advantage of me.

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  11. 04-30-09 07:17 PM #11
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    What, no infraction? Vegas Dave, are you sleeping on the job?

    I must say though that I wear my first infraction like a badge of honor.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/private-zo...iveteamer.html
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  12. 04-30-09 07:19 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    What, no infraction? Vegas Dave, are you sleeping on the job?

    I must say though that I wear my first infraction like a badge of honor.
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/private-zo...iveteamer.html

    Robyn - you black rooster loving oyster, how are ya pal?
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  13. 04-30-09 07:19 PM #13
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    Sad
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  14. 04-30-09 07:25 PM #14
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    Infraction for what, Robyn? Willie was in chat when FiveTeamer stopped by to give me the YouTube link to post, and he seemed okay with it.
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  15. 04-30-09 09:56 PM #15
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    I was joking, RS. Just trying to further prove how off balance the moderating is here at SBR.
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  16. 04-30-09 10:01 PM #16
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    Robyn,

    Next time try to post the picture around 2 pm. This is when Willie comes back from the Taqueria and his tummy is full. He is in the best mood then. He is very cranky in the morning.
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  17. 04-30-09 10:09 PM #17
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    Nooooo, Lou gave me the infraction! Not Uncle Willie!
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  18. 04-30-09 10:16 PM #18
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    Great video.

    Lot of posters with names starting with Ms, it seems.

    Not too pleased with jj-enablers winning prizes, though.
    Last edited by yisman; 04-30-09 at 11:22 PM. Reason: forgot about nicky-sucking
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  19. 04-30-09 10:20 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    Nooooo, Lou gave me the infraction! Not Uncle Willie!
    Ohh! All my infractions (dozens) are from Uncle Willie. I thought Lou was harmless like a lamb.
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  20. 04-30-09 10:24 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I was joking, RS. Just trying to further prove how off balance the moderating is here at SBR.
    Robyn, you know I've been making that argument almost since I arrived on this forum. On the upshot, I believe we've finally got SBR_John's attention as to how poorly Dozer is running his business. With any luck, he'll take some action and we'll get our community back.

    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Look at this thread; why was it moved?? SBR is too protective of their top posters at times, as in almost all the time imo.
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    Hopefully the SBR Mods, and certainly there are enough of them, will take notice. I apologize since they failed this entire forum in this instance, among many others.
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  21. 04-30-09 10:33 PM #21
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    I also feel like Nicky deserves some kind of attention whoring award for his antics before the NHL playoffs started.
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  22. 04-30-09 10:46 PM #22
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    Nicky deserves some kind of dumbfuk award.
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  23. 04-30-09 10:48 PM #23
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    If Habs won the series NIcky would have gotten poster of the year
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  24. 04-30-09 10:49 PM #24
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    congrats http://math.com/
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  25. 04-30-09 10:52 PM #25
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    don't see no video. where's the ****en video?
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  26. 04-30-09 10:52 PM #26
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    thanks tony

    writing my autobiography as we speak
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  27. 04-30-09 10:54 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewhat View Post
    If Habs won the series NIcky would have gotten poster of the year
    Uhh. He said they'd win the Cup. They didn't even make it out of the first round, genius. That's beside the point that he claims to be sharp while knowing extremely little about any advanced professional handicapping techniques. The world is full of "ifs." Like "if" you had more than 3 brain cells, you'd realize what an ass-licking, brainless, follower you are.
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  28. 04-30-09 10:58 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Robyn,

    Next time try to post the picture around 2 pm. This is when Willie comes back from the Taqueria and his tummy is full. He is in the best mood then. He is very cranky in the morning.



    onner.. so close
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  29. 04-30-09 11:00 PM #29
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    Willie always struck me as a morning person...
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    dam...didnt even get an honorable mention
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    Quote Originally Posted by onthewhat View Post
    If Habs won the series NIcky would have gotten poster of the year
    Nicky wouldn't get shit.

    He guaranteed about 25 times that they'd win the Stanley Cup. Winning one series is a drop in the bucket.

    Poster of the Year would've been had the Habs not choked like the little girls they are and gone all the way and Nicky videotaped himself at the parade licking/masturbating all over the Cup like he promised.

    Then... maybe.

    The 2008-2009 Habs had no heart.

    Maybe I should get poster of the week for winning my bet vs. Nicky.
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  32. 04-30-09 11:17 PM #32
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    Nicky claimed the Habs tanked it to face Boston because Boston is scared of Montreal.

    Then Montreal went out and got swept and showed nothing. They had zero. They weren't even competitive in any of the games.

    This sums it up

    Montreal backed into the playoffs last week, which temporarily saved the organization from another major embarrassment in a season that has already gone down in flames.
    And that was from before the playoffs.
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  33. 04-30-09 11:19 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by reno cool View Post
    don't see no video. where's the ****en video?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJRTkG2CoY
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  34. 04-30-09 11:31 PM #34
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    this P.O.M. could have gone either way.. there were many great posters in the running.. anyone could have won it.. but there were some great competition this month and i guess the best man won.. I can name 7 others that could easily have won it.. April was a great month for posters..

    congrats to the winner..
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  35. 04-30-09 11:55 PM #35
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    saw it now, thanx
    Why is rs posting this? 5teamer banned again temporarily? How does this shit work?
    He shows up, gets banned, comes back for a day, gets banned?
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