A day in the life of HUAD

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  • Bostongambler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #1
    A day in the life of HUAD
    7:00 am . After not sleeping for 48 hours cooks himself a nice snake eggs & possum pancakes.

    8:00 am. Snorts 8 ball just to get day started.

    9:15. Gets the call from Escobar ( leader of local drug cartel) and is informed of address of undesirable who owes drug money.

    10:15 am. Arrives at address ( 3rd hut on right down dirt path) and proceeds to take a lead pipe to the knees of drug dependent peasant demanding he pays up. Drug dependent lost soul works out a barter system with HUAD. He trades 3 car tires and a sling shot for last fix.

    12:15. Lunch. Weeds & tree bark

    1:00pm Snorts another 8 Ball.

    1:15-3:15. Tries to hit up local merchants for protection money and tells them he will burn down there shops if they don’t comply.

    5:00.pm . After a full day of criminal activity he stands on the corner with can and collects for the United way.

    7:30pm as darkness sets in he begins to hunt for dinner.

    10:00. More coke and sits back reminiscing on what a nice day and good deed he did by collecting for United way.
  • bonusguy
    SBR MVP
    • 11-25-17
    • 1785

    #2


    i can only imagine HUAD walking around CR high as a kite
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    • HurryUpAndDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-23-13
      • 13017

      #3
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      • VeggieDog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-21-09
        • 7214

        #4
        Can I get the recipe for the opossum pancakes?
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        • Sam Odom
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-30-05
          • 58063

          #5
          Originally posted by bonusguy


          i can only imagine HUAD walking around CR high as a kite


          would you suck his rooster if you found him passed out all alone ?
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          • sourtwist
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-10-12
            • 9364

            #6
            He banned again?
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            • Bostongambler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-01-08
              • 35581

              #7
              Originally posted by sourtwist
              He banned again?
              What did he do now?
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              • dlowilly
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-09-16
                • 13862

                #8
                I'm not one of the HUAD haters but this was entertaining

                12:15. Lunch. Weeds & tree bark
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                • sourtwist
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-10-12
                  • 9364

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                  What did he do now?
                  Didn't see anything that would warrant a banning but i could have missed something
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #10
                    Originally posted by VeggieDog
                    Can I get the recipe for the opossum pancakes?
                    Those pancakes do sound delicious.
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                    • bonusguy
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-25-17
                      • 1785

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sam Odom
                      would you suck his rooster if you found him passed out all alone ?
                      nope
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                      • bradthebloke
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-26-09
                        • 3175

                        #12
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                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-23-13
                          • 13017

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sourtwist
                          Didn't see anything that would warrant a banning but i could have missed something
                          Man, this forum is a disgrace on all aspects... there's a bounty on my head... basically got banned for saying "go f*** yourself" to Sam Odom, which he deserves for being an idiot 90% of the time. Seems some mods dont even know how to use the SBR forum banning tools properly, because when one of the mods thats been here for years ban me, they do it in a way I can use the SBR Book. When Hman or Drew do it (who have been only here for a few months) I cant even see the forum I just get the ban message, cant see SBR book or nothing.

                          This place is a mess, and there are some trigger happy fukks waiting to ruin it for some. Rudy was right all along.
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                          • Bostongambler
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-01-08
                            • 35581

                            #14
                            Glad your back HUAD 👍
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                            • HurryUpAndDrink
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-23-13
                              • 13017

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                              Glad your back HUAD 
                              thanks pal doubt it will be for long... I'm fukkin angry at some of the mods here... angry as in would kick some ass if given the chance; angry at some posters too as well...

                              place is dead for me pretty much
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                              • Easy-Rider 66
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 02-14-12
                                • 36098

                                #16
                                Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                thanks pal doubt it will be for long... I'm fukkin angry at some of the mods here... angry as in would kick some ass if given the chance; angry at some posters too as well...

                                place is dead for me pretty much
                                Let it go HUAD. Chill out. It ain't that serious Imo.
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                                • jts1207
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-15-16
                                  • 8011

                                  #17
                                  Make your final farewell thread for the 10th time and gtfo
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                                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-23-13
                                    • 13017

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Easy-Rider 66
                                    Let it go HUAD. Chill out. It ain't that serious Imo.
                                    yeah you are right easy and thats why I just dont see myself further supporting this corrupt forum/site

                                    ill post here and there but... posting picks and all the other shit, they have shills for that, losing shills like footie; and forum is so brainwashed lots follow like mindless sheep

                                    is depressing and not worth my time, ill still shoot the shit with you and other like minded people... I just want the forum people here to know I'm onto them and I know EXACTLY what type of people they are deep inside... where do their priorities lie and that selling their soul aint no hassle for some.
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                                    • Easy-Rider 66
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-14-12
                                      • 36098

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                      yeah you are right easy and thats why I just dont see myself further supporting this corrupt forum/site

                                      ill post here and there but... posting picks and all the other shit, they have shills for that, losing shills like footie; and forum is so brainwashed lots follow like mindless sheep

                                      is depressing and not worth my time, ill still shoot the shit with you and other like minded people... I just want the forum people here to know I'm onto them and I know EXACTLY what type of people they are deep inside... where do their priorities lie and that selling their soul aint no hassle for some.
                                      Alright Hurry. I guess you have to do what you think is best. GL.
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                                      • firedawg
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 10-08-08
                                        • 39219

                                        #20
                                        Corrupt lol
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                                        • bonzaii
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-07-17
                                          • 5000

                                          #21
                                          Nice work Bosston.
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                                          • firedawg
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 10-08-08
                                            • 39219

                                            #22
                                            Need to clear out the clowns
                                            NCAA football money is closing in

                                            Good job fellas
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