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    Deuce
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    I am 32 years of age today.

    June 17 1980

    Where does the fukkin time go????
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    Cuse0323
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    Happy Birthday Deuce.

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    The Giant
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    That means you were 14 the day OJ went on his infamous car chase.

    Do you remember having birthday cake and watching?

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    Deuce
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    That means you were 14 the day OJ went on his infamous car chase.

    Do you remember having birthday cake and watching?
    Yes

    World Cup was in town at the time, as well.

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    Happy birthday!!!!!

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    Happy bday.. I'm barely younger than you.. Sucks, but whatever..

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    happy bday!

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    King Mayan
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    old geezer!

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    You go girl!

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    ChalkyDog
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    Past your prime, a few years past middle age. All down hill from here. Look forward to retirement.

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    Salud Deuce!

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    enjoy

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    happy bday deuce. i had no idea. thought u were liek 24 or something.

    unreal.

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    Happy Birthday, Duece... Drinkin' 1 for ya tonight!

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    fat kids love cake.

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    You told me you were 22 when we hooked up at the bathhouse last year!!!

    I should've known no 22 year old would be balding at the temples...


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    Quote Originally Posted by RogueScholar View Post
    You told me you were 22 when we hooked up at the bathhouse last year!!!

    I should've known no 22 year old would be balding at the temples...


    who jizz-blasted on who?

    was a hockey stick incorporated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by RogueScholar View Post
    You told me you were 22 when we hooked up at the bathhouse last year!!!

    I should've known no 22 year old would be balding at the temples...

    im 22 and actually started to bald around the temples when i let my hair grow out more than 2 weeks. My family has a history of most men starting to bald by the age of 35

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    who jizz-blasted on who?

    was a hockey stick incorporated?
    It was dirty pig sex, who could keep track?

    There was no hockey stick (certainly not in Deuce's pants) but he asked me to shout "He shoots, he scores!" when I filled him up. It was hot at the moment but now makes me cringe to recall.

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    Your age finally surpassed how many chins you have congrats 32 years old with 31 chins way to go big fella you made it.

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    Happy B-Day!!!

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    Lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    June 17 1980

    Where does the fukkin time go????
    forever young sir.

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    Duecerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!'

    Let's get some hoodrats..

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    Congrats on not dying of a heart attack yet you fat slob. You're half way to finally getting a steady paycheck via social security. Seriously, hope you had a good one guy.

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    Deuce go fuk yourself you fat fuk

    How many cakes you going to eat today???

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    You'll never see 42, or your prik again for that matter....

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    Wow didn't realize you were that close to my age...

    Happy Birthday Duece may you have a great day!

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    Doooooooze

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    wow Im the same age as Mikey Boyd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    Wow didn't realize you were that close to my age...

    Happy Birthday Duece may you have a great day!
    Blondie I thought you were 23

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    opie1988
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    Wow. I'm 10 years older than you, and my hair couldn't be any thicker or more lustrous. Good for me.

    Happy Birthday, pal.
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