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    mathdotcom
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    Top 5 candidates for MLB pitcher most likely in the closet

    1. B League (need I say more)
    2. J Valverde (f\*g gut and that little twink wobble at the start of his delivery)
    3. C Hamels (twink/internet tough guy)
    4. J Papelbon (loves to bend over and slowly raise his chin onto a rooster)
    5. T Lincecum (definitely a bottom)

    Did I miss any obvious ones??

    - mathy

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    Br0nxer
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    aceves-bottom

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    InTheDrink
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    how do you miss ra dickey?

    guy's been takin it in teh ace since 10 years old

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    cj wilson

    def hamels

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    InTheDrink
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    also samarzdija

    i mean common he was brady quinn's go to guy ifyouknowwutimsayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
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    at least i can sleep tonight knowing danny bard is a heterosexual

    aceves used to "pitch" in the bronx hombre

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
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    Bard for sure. He loves being surrounded by men(base loaded), then letting a power hitter take him deep(3 run hr).

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    More men surrounding him. Surprised Bard is not pitching while on his knees.

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    Worley is suspect

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