1. 05-26-12 01:49 PM #1
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    jjgold - ever nailed a girl on a bed of cash?

    Girl I know dying for this and not really sure what to do. What is appropriate denomination of bills?

    $1 bills not exciting but $100 bills and she will steal from mathy.

    Do you use old bills to avoid papercuts, but then it may lead to uncomfortable odor in the bedroom?

    I am basically a rookie in the bedroom and could use some tips.

    Thanks
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  2. 05-26-12 01:53 PM #2
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    JJ has never done this man.
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  3. 05-26-12 01:59 PM #3
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    Do Nickels count ? ( for JJ ...)
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    Lift some weights first so she doesn't strongarm rob you then use 100's
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  5. 05-26-12 02:00 PM #5
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    Never done this
    1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

    I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

    Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

    If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

    Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?
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  6. 05-26-12 02:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Never done this
    1st off I have not nailed a girl in 14 years and i swear I am dead serious

    I would use $1 bills but you need to somehow keep the money on the bed so use barriers of some sort

    Heck I remember when I did nail a girl I fell off the fukkin bed, never realized I was on the edge. I was pounding this 31 year old chick, she was fukkin hot too..red hair kind of short and curly and like 170 pounds or so. I went flying off the fukkin bed as did she. Lets just say it ended when we fell, she said some bull shit to me like I did not know what I was doing and I was shit because It kep slipping out

    If I had an issue as far as sex I could never keep my rooster inside a chicj for more than like 30 seconds

    Is there a trick???? It just felt my rooster always had fukkin soap on it..slippery?
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  7. 05-26-12 02:16 PM #7
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  8. 05-26-12 02:29 PM #8
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    She's waiting for ya JJ.

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  9. 05-26-12 03:00 PM #9
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    Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites
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  10. 05-26-12 03:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man I love sex.....too bad all I see of it is on the porn sites
    Jerking off is sometimes better anyway. You shoot your load when you want, and there is no spooning needed.
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    I guess with a 2.4" pecker you have limited options

    Thanks coach will keep you posted
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    Once in Biloxi I hit it big on kenny 'snake' stabler's riverboat

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    I once won 20 Million Bolivars in a CaracaS Casino ( bout $5,000 US at the time )... they gave me a monster sized garbage bag to carry it out with, on the way out of the hotel I grabbed three working gals and told them to hop in my taxi, when I got back to my condo , I threw HALF the money all the over the bed , im talking STACKS ...and the other half in my safe , the next day I woke up and all the money was gone ... and the whores. BUT IT WAS FUKKING FUN ( and still had half in the safe ...) Good Times back in 1999
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    i did once with a bed full of spam
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i did once with a bed full of spam
    And when the girl woke up the next morning all the spam was gone. And so were you.
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    Some sick ***** on this forum

    Good stuff
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  19. 05-26-12 05:34 PM #19
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    If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

    I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds
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  20. 05-26-12 05:59 PM #20
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    Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/video/gettin...ntreal-v-9994/
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Don't tell me you don't get laid Corbin

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/video/gettin...ntreal-v-9994/

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    Sam

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  23. 05-26-12 06:49 PM #23
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    Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

    I know of no other way
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  24. 05-26-12 06:50 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If I had $1000 right now I would give it all to some chick to get laid

    I do not give a fuk if she was 199 pounds
    Pathetic
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  25. 05-26-12 07:10 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mathy I pay for sex the rare times I have had it

    I know of no other way
    Yes you do. You are just no good at closing the deal. Remember your aunt?
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  26. 05-26-12 07:36 PM #26
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    Guys you may not know this but jjgold's aunt story is not true

    It was actually motivated instead by another poster's ACTUAL encounter with his niece
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