I heard JJ flew to Australia to impress Shari. Shari was having none of it. So JJ hijacked a firetruck (they're called 'Shrimp On The Barbie Trucks' in Australia) and tried to make the news by saving some guy who was suicidal after he lost a wager by backing the Pirates on an over where not even a run was scored by the Pirates that day.
Anyways, JJ tried to make the news by saving that guy... and, well, you just watch what happens.
I couldn't have done it any better myself, JJ. Your timing is impeccable. GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!