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    iifold
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    JJGold, You're a Poker Pro? Why don't we see you in the SBR Tourneys???

    "Hi boys first off hello. I check the board out once a day to keep up to date on the issues. As you know I am playing poker professionally now and well things are not going as well as I expected. I have dropped 16,000 so far and lucky I have a guy sponsoring me so I have been lucky. I do not know how long this guy is going to fund me because I keep promising solid returns in the future. Some has been a bad run of the cards and other times I just bluff and currently have a streak of 94 hands in a row of staying in. I bluff 78% of the time and guys not giving in. The other night I had 10 high only and with a $4000 pot and everyone folded except this one drunk from England and he beat me with a pair of 10's.

    Well I got so mad at him and got thrown out of ladbrokes for threatening to kill him. I was just trying to intimidate him to fold and he would not give in. My strategy of threatening players has worked on and off and I have told other players to leave game or I am coming for him. Some good players would leave but this one guy turned me in and copy and pasted my threats to management and now I am banned there and 3 other poker rooms.

    Paradise I got thrown out after 5 days for telling three players they were gay and like it in the ass. What babies to tell customer service.

    So many poker players are cowards unlike sportsbettors and don't like the heat of the game. I like using intimidation and I do not know why that is unethical or illegal. I do not see it in the rules.


    Finally hanging in there in baseball and the big news is I got a job hanging coats (coat checker) at a restaurant and making decent money which also prevents me from posting much anymore. I cleared $200 last night and then went over to a street dice game on 6th street and built it to 2 dimes and treated myself to 2 sundaes and 3 ice cream cones with chocolate sprinkles. My rug is not holding up so good with the warm weather because the glue comes through the net and any time I touch my forhead or head my fingers get all fukkin glue and shit on them and the hair gets all glue and shit in it like globs but I hide it well.

    Still cannot get women to even touch my pecker so the streak continues

    My debt right now is 64 Dimes but I should be paid up by Christmas and I expect big poker gains very soon.

    I am a professional player that is just on a bad run and it happens to the best of them.

    Talk to you boys another time and good luck with your plays. I am now off to the poker rooms now.


    Peep I will see you in Knoxville this summer for the Linux convention."

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    How long ago was this?

  3. #3
    konck
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    They play they are in there with the golden accts that cant lose
    Who do you think those players were?

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    jjgold
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    SBR poker small stakes
    I was a big game money player
    Cannot get into points poker

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    Deuce
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    Play poker for nickles and dimes not pennies on the dollar.

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    Good find

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    jjgold
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    Post had to be like 5 years old

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    GUMMO77
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    They play they are in there with the golden accts that cant lose
    Who do you think those players were?
    Knock, just send John or Lou a message stating your desire to have a "Golden Account". They'll get back to you with all the info you need, and you'll have a lifetime of free pizza thanks to SBR Poker.

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    jjgold
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    Poker takes too long

    Not worth the time

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    I love IFold. Guy rocks!

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    a4u2fear
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    SBR poker small stakes
    I was a big game money player
    Cannot get into points poker
    Points are the ultimate $

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    jjgold
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    Guys play 4 hrs to win $10

    Not for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys play 4 hrs to win $10

    Not for me
    But you will spend days making up a story your in Vegas ? LMFAO

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Last time JJ said he was in Vegas nobody believed him. Then he posted a video of himself on the strip.

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    Roxxyfish
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    They play they are in there with the golden accts that cant lose
    Who do you think those players were?
    lol Buddy,you still believe in this nonsense? are you still think i am one of them?

    who are the others

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    Underdog5229
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    JJ is big time, don't forget it!

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    jj usually speaks the truth.

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Last time JJ said he was in Vegas nobody believed him. Then he posted a video of himself on the strip.


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