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SBR's Biggest Rooster Contest: Anybody down???
The rules are pretty simple:
1. throw 100 betpoints into the pot
2. with a marker or sharpie you write 'SBR' on your rooster, on top of a ruler, take a pic and post it here
3. biggest rooster wins pot
Anybody down?
Before the contest starts we can take a group vote on if we should let letting Trigga Tracer join.
Wow you just created JJ's wet dream
Smoke, you down?Originally Posted by Smoke
JJ wont enter the contest.
2.5"?
I LOVE this idea!!!!!!
problem is Stevek173 got like a 2 week ban for posting 1 inch of his nut sack skin.
if you want, you guys can email them to me... I'll judge them and let the forum know who the "winner" is.
Haha. If only we can have a exposed vagina contest.
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mods move this fantasy football.
Opie needs some practice.
Why are there so many homos here at SBR?
Are you guys THAT sexually repressed?
We have grown men that call another poster "Daddy" and now this shit
Lots of sexual tension here
All of you are in your own sexual prison. Don't drop the soap. Or maybe you will on purpose.
Chi, you have to decide if it is a risk worth taking.
Ban vs. 100's of betpoints
what concerns me though is that you want to be the judge?
No way I'm participating, but I'm more than happy to be a judge.
Closely inspecting each phallus will be my pleasure.
I'm in.
SBR
Poster of
Year
2011
wtf???
I can't believe you want to see each others koks
hey man I got dibs on scrutinizing all these guys kawks already!
my rooster is on full display over at gamelive.kahm for all to see, in its 9 1/4 inches of glory.
Big Joe, What does the "big" in 'Big Joe' refer to???
You might not be allowed to join this contest. We will have to take a vote on you too.
when did this place turn into the blue oyster?
homo stuff
I really don't see why there can't be two judges. Maybe even three.
This would be a huge groundbreaking event. An epic battle of dongs.
I plan on getting as close to the screen as humanly possible as I inspect these erect monsters. I'm really hoping SBR has a lot of black members. God, this is so exciting.
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Crustyme, are you down?
You can always say "no homo" after posting pics, you know?
good point Giant...
Pm your phone number, we can judge together and talk about all the veiny rigid tumescent gambling hot rods on display together
Giant, we do not need judges. Did you not read the rules??? You have to take a picture of your rooster on a ruler.
Tape measure is fine too. Anything that shows inches.
How can stevek get a two week ban for showing some sack skin yet JJ can post videos of his bare ass and close up shots of his entire rooster?
Id join but only if the rules were modified. This contest sounds like longest rooster to me. I can guarantee a girl prefers a 7 incher that is 6 inches in girth over a 10 incher that is 5 in girth. Should make it total cubic volume. Lol.
its JJ
I got a week or so ban for showing some still shots of JJ's rooster being flashed in a video from a few years back...
Diggity, of course I read the rules. However, you know that when degenerate gamblers are involved in a contest there is always a chance of cheating and manipulation. This is just how things work in the gambling world.
I have no doubt that some of these small-weinered dudes will attempt to post fraudulent pictures, and even try to start the measuring process of the ruler as far back as their asshole.
This is why Chi_archie and I will be judging the pictures together, over the phone, with our pants down.
Please respect the judging process. I can't believe how easily you can be deceived.
As far back as their asshole. haha that made me lol.
OK, maybe a judge or two can be a consideration.
One thing we know is that there wont be any cheating with guys trying to post other guys' roosters because you have to write sbr on across it.
Why do the judging over the phone when you can do it on SKYPE, record it, and sell the video on EBAY under "precious jewels".
PickWinners, the rules are set.
If you want to start a "fatest Rooster" contest after this contest is over, feel free to do so.
Lol will do.
Big Joe, is that you? What are you smoking?
Doogy Diggy dapper I would like to be a judge as well
But I think I can win to thing so I would like to be the first ever judge-participant in the sbr rooster championship (sbrrc).
What do you think pal?
Drink, no-can-dooo. You are either a judge or a participant. You cant be both, you have to choose.Doogy Diggy dapper I would like to be a judge as well
But I think I can win to thing so I would like to be the first ever judge-participant in the sbr rooster championship (sbrrc).
What do you think pal?
Fuk
Ok I need more info
Are we measuring hard, flaccid or both? I'm like a fukkin rock right now.
update:
crustyme sent a pic to my pm box. He said he didn't have a ruler or a marker
it has a sign in the picture saying SBR!!!!! in pencil and the penis has 10 quarters and a dime running from the belly down the shaft to the head. I'm not sure how he got them to stick, because i'd estimate it is jutting out at a steep angle. maybe a 45 degree angle between the midsection and the top of his and the head???
sending it over to you Giant
Crustyme? You mean 2 quarters and a canadian penny.
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