1. 02-13-10 12:01 PM #71
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  2. 02-13-10 12:25 PM #72
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    Hey Mr. Chimneyhead, you shoulda paid the sweeper.. But seriously, whats it hurting?. Your chances of getting laid this weekend?. Was never gonna happen anyways.. Just stay outta the hood or some brothers might take offence and give you a beating..
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  3. 02-13-10 01:52 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by odusmykal View Post
    Hey Mr. Chimneyhead, you shoulda paid the sweeper.. But seriously, whats it hurting?. Your chances of getting laid this weekend?. Was never gonna happen anyways.. Just stay outta the hood or some brothers might take offence and give you a beating..
    You fuk
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  4. 02-13-10 02:19 PM #74
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    i dont believe its still on your face today, make a vid to proove it

    i must ask though, if its still on and you have that sweet eyepath with you as well, can you PLEASE try to work a parrot with a mini pirate hat into the video too? let it sit on your shoulder
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  5. 02-13-10 02:36 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    i dont believe its still on your face today, make a vid to proove it

    i must ask though, if its still on and you have that sweet eyepath with you as well, can you PLEASE try to work a parrot with a mini pirate hat into the video too? let it sit on your shoulder



    Can't believe this clown is considered "The Face of SBR".
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  6. 02-13-10 02:40 PM #76
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    looks almost like a bad spray on tan.
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  7. 02-13-10 02:58 PM #77
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    It looks like JJ went down on Oprah.

    It's all about the cash.
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  8. 02-13-10 03:04 PM #78
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    Strike 1 everybody
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  9. 02-13-10 03:41 PM #79
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    I don't care if its not real, that made my year.

    If it is real, it made my year once at night and twice again in the morning.
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  10. 02-13-10 03:47 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indecent View Post
    I don't care if its not real, that made my year. If it is real, it made my year once at night and twice again in the morning.

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  11. 02-13-10 07:44 PM #81
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    Hey! Where's the second video you promised today with your face still black marked? Post the damn video, you pink lipped prick!
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  12. 02-13-10 08:14 PM #82
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    Tomorrow I will make one

    Went out today, people are so into themselves no one really noticed except one fuk in the deli

    He yells out hey stiffhe must of been a bettor
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  13. 02-13-10 08:23 PM #83
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    You are a STIFF, a loser and in serious need of help. I would highly suggest you go see a trained professional, as you are a nut job.

    To the point it's actually not funny and disturbing.
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  14. 02-13-10 08:31 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Tomorrow I will make one

    Went out today, people are so into themselves no one really noticed except one fuk in the deli

    He yells out hey stiffhe must of been a bettor

    There is NO WAY you'd go out looking the way you do. If you make a video tomorrow in public with what looks like shoe polish on your face, it may become the #1 all time video.
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  15. 02-13-10 08:38 PM #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by vsdspread View Post
    You are a STIFF, a loser and in serious need of help. I would highly suggest you go see a trained professional, as you are a nut job.

    To the point it's actually not funny and disturbing.
    I do see a Dr tough guy

    back off NOW
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  16. 02-14-10 12:01 AM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurtRapp View Post
    You look like franky coffe cake. Put a screen over your face and throw shitt at it. Your face looks like a Drakes coffee cake.

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  17. 02-17-10 08:51 AM #87
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    fukking chimneyhead? that is classic. i can't decide if that was the best or if pink lipped prick did it one better.

    can't the mods make this one a sticky? or better yet, every new poster that signs up should get this via e-mail. if they stick around after that they are hard core and fear no man.

    i can't believe posters bash this guy. liberace laughed all the way to the $$bank$$ too boys!!!!

    for real JJ, how many chicks you fukkin' right now? 3, 4 girlfriends? i ain't fallin for your hype, you got long dough and are a star on SBR, you gettin mad poon?!?!?

    it is my solemn pledge that this thread will never die and i will bump it on a weekly basis.
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  18. 01-02-11 10:16 PM #88
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    bumping another classic
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  19. 01-02-11 10:32 PM #89
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    nice
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  20. 01-03-11 05:08 AM #90
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    YEH this one was an all time classic

    Shit like this can happen if you gamble and do not pay
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  21. 05-22-11 02:32 PM #91
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  22. 05-22-11 06:57 PM #92
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  23. 05-22-11 07:02 PM #93
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    Who is bumping these??

    I wil fukkin bury you

    Where you want to meet old man

    I do not give a fuk if your 75 I will beat you
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  24. 05-22-11 07:03 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is bumping these??

    I wil fukkin bury you

    Where you want to meet old man

    I do not give a fuk if your 75 I will beat you


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  25. 05-22-11 07:09 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is bumping these??

    I wil fukkin bury you

    Where you want to meet old man

    I do not give a fuk if your 75 I will beat you

    Now go get your shine box
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  26. 05-22-11 07:14 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post

    Now go get your shine box
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  27. 05-22-11 10:08 PM #97
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    Great bump. Do the one where his buddy is working his debt off in his house. That shit kills me.
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  28. 05-22-11 10:13 PM #98
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    Thought I was watching Waterworld 2 for a while

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  29. 05-22-11 11:31 PM #99
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  30. 04-28-12 08:20 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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  31. 05-01-12 08:00 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is bumping these??

    I wil fukkin bury you

    Where you want to meet old man

    I do not give a fuk if your 75 I will beat you

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  32. 05-01-12 08:12 PM #102
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    One of the all time classic JJ Gold videos, had me laughing for days....

    Blackmarked!
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  33. 05-01-12 08:22 PM #103
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  34. 05-01-12 08:31 PM #104
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  35. 05-01-12 10:34 PM #105
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    All Time Great

    Whats funny is Bookmakers in New Jersey/NY still do this
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