1. 02-12-10 04:53 PM #36
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    The next time you go to the urinal, look down at your pecker. Maybe you're now hung like a brother....huge upgrade from your 2.5" unit.
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  2. 02-12-10 05:00 PM #37
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    he looks like a chicken flailing after his head is chopped off
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  3. 02-12-10 05:47 PM #38
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    LISTEN, go get a tux and a old long broom tell people your in the chimmney swwep business for now. I m going to do research ,ill come up with the antidote, GET ONE OF THOSE LONG HATS, LIKE ABE LINCOLN, AS YOU WALK JUST SAY CHIMMNEY SWEEP, CHIMMNEY SWEEP !
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  4. 02-12-10 06:04 PM #39
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    Meanwhile ,i'm going out with my crew and see if i can see if anyone that has the solution , my guy is with me here, he said crisco tomatoes ,crushed ;olive oil some pepper too, make or buy 2 lbs of dough ,woe WOE, wait a minute , thats not the cleaning agent , hes an idiot thats grandma's pizza recipe, what a carbadorse, for non- italians that means thickhead, no sweat ill go out and get the right formula a.s.a.p., while your waiting when you wear the chimney sweep costume wear a nice horizontal stripe sweaterlike shirt under the chimney sweep jacket with three inch horizontal stripes, you will look more authenic, jj, your very talented can you do one of those cockney accents no one will never know , at least until I can find the right agent to clean that shit off your face and hands , i think if you do a video and practice in the house your a great actor no sweat you will pass , I'm outta here,
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  5. 02-12-10 06:06 PM #40
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    Thanks Dominator, I got a 1/8 of it off but my face is all red.

    All I need to do is pay book off and he will give me solution to get off real easy
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  6. 02-12-10 06:16 PM #41
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    JJGOLD WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER PRIDE AND JOY JJGOLD TURNED INTO JJBLACK

    I KNOW HOW JEWISH MOTHERS LIKE TO TALK BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING TO YOUR RABBI THAT HER GOOD JEWISH BOY DECIDED HE WANTED TO BECOME A NIGERIAN YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST JEW IN HISTORY TO CHANGE HIS COLOR

    I COULD SEE JJGOLD WALKING INTO HIS TEMPLE ON SATURDAY AND THE OLD JEWS SAYING THE BABTIST CHURCH IS DOWN THE STREET (BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A BLANK CHECK) I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A JEW TURNING DOWN A BLANK CHECK
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  7. 02-12-10 06:16 PM #42
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    HOW MUCH does this jerkoff wants cash
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  8. 02-12-10 06:21 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    JJGOLD WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER PRIDE AND JOY JJGOLD TURNED INTO JJBLACK

    I KNOW HOW JEWISH MOTHERS LIKE TO TALK BUT YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING TO YOUR RABBI THAT HER GOOD JEWISH BOY DECIDED HE WANTED TO BECOME A NIGERIAN YOU MIGHT BE THE FIRST JEW IN HISTORY TO CHANGE HIS COLOR

    I COULD SEE JJGOLD WALKING INTO HIS TEMPLE ON SATURDAY AND THE OLD JEWS SAYING THE BABTIST CHURCH IS DOWN THE STREET (BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A BLANK CHECK) I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A JEW TURNING DOWN A BLANK CHECK
    Why would Jews go to Temple on Saturday? JJ is the furthest thing from being Jewish. I would lay -50000000 that is he is not Jewish. I would lay everything that I own.
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  9. 02-12-10 06:24 PM #44
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    how about we get the girl scouts to have a cupcake drive, a house mother volunteer owes MR. big ,we can grab 20 large, even can get more from the blue- birds need be i'm guessing 5 dimes. let me know I'll have mickey score the mix out of the east coast markets no overhead all profit
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  10. 02-12-10 06:37 PM #45
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    JJ IF NOT , will get aggressive an eye for an eye, remember the GODFATHER remember what happened to Santino . I'll take in the east coast muscle. just say the word jj.
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  11. 02-12-10 06:48 PM #46
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    Surprised to hear 5dimes being promoted now. I bet within 3 months JJ is yelling Rebate Wager, 5 Dimes and Betphoenix
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  12. 02-12-10 07:26 PM #47
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    JJ, this video is a new low, even for you. Don't think you've ever looked this banged up.

    "The Face of SBR".....
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  13. 02-12-10 07:27 PM #48
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    unreal
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  14. 02-12-10 07:30 PM #49
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  15. 02-12-10 07:37 PM #50
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    look like a broke ass pirate..

    a bald pirate... this is a first..
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  16. 02-12-10 07:38 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by johncrud View Post
    look like a broke ass pirate..

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  17. 02-12-10 07:45 PM #52
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    Good one.
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  18. 02-12-10 07:54 PM #53
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    awesome vid.
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  19. 02-12-10 07:59 PM #54
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    Coach, are you taking notes on which posters are making fun of you? Didn't you specifically warn us about this?
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  20. 02-12-10 08:00 PM #55
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    Go to the Emergency room. They have stuff that will take that off. If my friends were your book, you would be there anyways, and you would not be taping anything. The ER Doctor would be taping your body back together. If this is legit, I think you got off easy. If not, at least it was funny. Another tough guy bites the dust.
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  21. 02-12-10 09:22 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Go to the Emergency room. They have stuff that will take that off. If my friends were your book, you would be there anyways, and you would not be taping anything. The ER Doctor would be taping your body back together. If this is legit, I think you got off easy. If not, at least it was funny. Another tough guy bites the dust.
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  22. 02-12-10 09:49 PM #57
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    would pay 100 points if someone can confirm if this is legit or not
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  23. 02-13-10 06:34 AM #58
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    Never heard of this practice. Funny video though.
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  24. 02-13-10 06:42 AM #59
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    It is a practice that is used every so often, the poison ivy one is worse where they get leafs and rub it all over your face

    It is fukkin brutal
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  25. 02-13-10 07:20 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Surprised to hear 5dimes being promoted now. I bet within 3 months JJ is yelling Rebate Wager, 5 Dimes and Betphoenix
    Good $$$.
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  26. 02-13-10 07:22 AM #61
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    No Johnny...............Walker told me to mention more A+ Books
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  27. 02-13-10 07:24 AM #62
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    Tell them you know a guy called John D. Anthony, they will black mark you again.
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  28. 02-13-10 07:33 AM #63
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    That's one HELL of a video!
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  29. 02-13-10 07:49 AM #64
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    Black shit still on my fukkin face

    This sucks
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  30. 02-13-10 08:13 AM #65
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    JJ you would be a great xtra on the movie Butt Pirates of the Carribean dude they black marked your finger tips too. If you go outside with a tin cup you would clean up "loose change mister?" lol great work Hanky. You nned to get into broadway pal your wasting talent. BTW speaking of talent I think Ill do a Toon in honor of this great production.
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  31. 02-13-10 10:34 AM #66
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    You should sand your face bro.
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  32. 02-13-10 10:34 AM #67
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    Happy Boy I should have money by Tues if I can win this weekend

    I have to make another video with this shit on my face

    unrea
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  33. 02-13-10 10:35 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    You should sand your face bro.
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  34. 02-13-10 10:41 AM #69
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    Like I said, just go to your local ER and they can remove it, that is, if this is legit to begin with. Or, you can always tell people that you are doing your best Al Jolson immitation.
    Last edited by BigdaddyQH; 02-13-10 at 11:19 AM.
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  35. 02-13-10 10:42 AM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have to make another video with this shit on my face

    unrea

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