[Dutch]

I'd give you a 7.5..But then again I have low standards.

And by saying "I'd give you a 7.5" I'm talking about my seven and a half inch c o c k.

[jjgold]

Roadtrip I looked big time in that pic

I do not even remember it

Fuk me

Although with fur on I feel fake and I am living a lie

[paranoyd androyd]

biggest fukin lie of them all when it comes to chicks, i mean lie #1

exhibit A: jjgold

Exhibit B: every fukin comedian who ever lived

chicks love money and power, making a chick truly laugh is usually done through being a freak in some way which will make a chick like you as a person but completely unattracted to you

a few comedians have been able to pull chicks but when they can it is because they do it because of money and/or fame and are able to do it IN SPITE of being funny

not a lie at all, you're assuming i mean making a girl laugh via a jim carey routine where you're constantly doing something super weird and aggressive.

not that kind of comedy, just be able to carry and lead a conversation well while making subtle jokes and mix in some self-deprecating humor.

jj has the above act down, but just doesn't put himself out there enough in public to use it.. dive bars, book stores, etc.

[The Giant]

This is a beautiful man, inside and out.

Giving him a 10 would not render him justice.

[lesterdymond]

7..

8 if you shave your head

[Roadtrip635]

Roadtrip I looked big time in that pic

I do not even remember it

Fuk me

Although with fur on I feel fake and I am living a lie

For fukks sake JJ, that pic is from last year.

You feel fake? Take a look at every woman, makeup, false eyelashes, fake or padded bras, dye their hair, wear hair extensions, high heels to look taller, botox, tummy tucks, nose jobs, anal bleaching, piercings, jewelry, painted toe and fingernails, perfume and the list goes on. There ain't one square inch on a woman they haven't found to somehow change.

before and after plastic surgery


before and after makeup

[QuantumLeap]

JJ you actually resemble your own penis in a way!

fuking remarkable.

Are you calling him a dick head?

[dolson]

2.5

[MoneyLineDawg]

14 years

Definitely not including broads you paid for, right?

I think you need to get the fukk outta Newark, NJ pal......With your style, I think some girls from other parts of the country would eat that shit up

Here in NJ, you're just an average sweat pants wearin hamburger

[Bcatswin]

jj ill give you a 4.4, not to good, but not that terrible.

[DOMINATER]

coach, thats a split second look, it was not a great look for you. Your the type of guy thats needs to be spotless , always shaved , dynamite suits and classy shoes, in the fall wear silk scarfs, look like money , what happens from an average looking guy you become someone people notice you go up to 8 or 9 the chicks love smart dressed men , today you will be one in three or four hundred, all I caN DO IS DRAW YOU TO THE WATER YOU MUST DRINK IT COACH, sorry for caps, there is a cool actor you look like hes super sharp , he played in a movie where all he did was coke in the bathroom at a party with the chicks boyfriend that was throwing the party , I will get his name , well hes bald about your age even looks like you , has no trouble in life copy his style good luck.

[DOMINATER]

good job roadtrip , thats what add ons do for people men can't work the make up but the clothes are the key shoes and alligater belts and shoes , you will be a totally different person.

[wrongturn]

rate -104, way out of chart. but it could mean sharp, alright.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

JJ, talent is sexy. Remember that butt ugly singer from The Cars who landed Paulina Porizkova?? How about this mutant Pit Bull who has the Bud Light commercials? He's got nothing on you.......except that he could walk into any nightclub in America and get laid by the hottest girl in there. Why? Because girls are dumb! But that's good news because that means they're dumb enough to bang you, too. You just need to convince them you're talented.......like you've convinced all of us.

[TheMetsSuck]

People say this about girls all the time. They look much sexier with sunglasses on. You think your talking to a babe and then she takes the shades off and its a solid 5. A good pair of sun glasses adds a few points to most decent looking women because of that mystery factor. Is that what you are going for with the dark glasses in every pic I've seen or do you secretly aspire to be a blues brother and always wear shades indoors. Hit the gym....lift some weights and do some running/swimming for a few months and I bet you'd do ok for yourself in the women department. I forget if you're married or not. You did seem semi suave/creepy when flirting with that british sports book secretary so maybe you have a little game left in the tank. I'm going to give you a 6.5 with room for improvement

[Deuce]

People say this about girls all the time. They look much sexier with sunglasses on. You think your talking to a babe and then she takes the shades off and its a solid 5. A good pair of sun glasses adds a few points to most decent looking women because of that mystery factor. Is that what you are going for with the dark glasses in every pic I've seen or do you secretly aspire to be a blues brother and always wear shades indoors. Hit the gym....lift some weights and do some running/swimming for a few months and I bet you'd do ok for yourself in the women department. I forget if you're married or not. You did seem semi suave/creepy when flirting with that british sports book secretary so maybe you have a little game left in the tank. I'm going to give you a 6.5 with room for improvement

I guarantee he has more muscle mass and definition than 95% of the forum. No homo.

[TheMetsSuck]

I guarantee he has more muscle mass and definition than 95% of the forum. No homo.

Well that depends on how slovenly you think the forum is. If it mainly consists of guys like TTwarrior and those two dudes that video taped themselves going to vegas always eating...muggsy? Then Ya mb. We've all seen that pic of JJ in his tighty whities. He's not in awful shape, but he's no body builder either. If he spent a few months in the gym i think he would be in decent shape. He seems like he could lose a little fat in the face/mid section and add some tone/hair.

[LostBankroll]

Id suck your dick coach

[JMobile]

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[baskets]

jj

a rare honest dude

good luck, sir

[stevek173]

9.2 One word, swagger

You present with a very distinguished look. I challenge any member in their 20's to come back here 25 years from now looking better than you do.

what a great picture

Seriously though J your confidence is hugh. Not giving a point rating but I will say that you can be my wing man anytime, I would just try to keep up.

[jjgold]

I think it was a bad picture

I will wait a while and try this again with a different look

Bottom line is I strike out with women

Some good advice here though and will print out thread and study

[ApricotSinner32]

For fukks sake JJ, that pic is from last year.

You feel fake? Take a look at every woman, makeup, false eyelashes, fake or padded bras, dye their hair, wear hair extensions, high heels to look taller, botox, tummy tucks, nose jobs, anal bleaching, piercings, jewelry, painted toe and fingernails, perfume and the list goes on. There ain't one square inch on a woman they haven't found to somehow change.

before and after plastic surgery


before and after makeup

This guy gets it.

[jjgold]

How much does plastic surgery cost??

Roadtrip can you post pics of me now and then after surgery??

Lets be realistic.............kind of want to look like Barry Manilow or Teddy Nugent

[a4u2fear]

How much does plastic surgery cost??

Roadtrip can you post pics of me now and then after surgery??

Lets be realistic.............kind of want to look like Barry Manilow or Teddy Nugent

you don't have enough $ nips.

[Smoke]

If you were in jail you'd be an easy 10

[TankHankerous]

Nobody had the nerve to call him out on the backwards sweatshirt.

Triangle goes on the back, pal.

[Famvirs]

I'm new here , nice thread!

[jjgold]

Tanker good pick up

Famver??? Call me

[BIGDAY]

Famver, are you BI?

[CarpeDime]

jesus guys famvver just fukin joined yesterday man! don't jump on him in 2 seconds!

famver sorry that was kind of a rude welcome, we are actually very excepting and open minded here

how old are u guy? what are youre stats? are you bi or curious? have you ever been with a man before? dont feel uncomfertible here man, we are very welcoming and understanding and always new guys can go at there own pace

famver u seem like a nice guy, whats youre deal pal?

[BIGDAY]

Back the fukk off Losher!! After coach gets done with him, he's mine. Rumor has it that King Mayan want him after me.

Famver, we like the fresh meat around here.

[sickler]

People say this about girls all the time. They look much sexier with sunglasses on. You think your talking to a babe and then she takes the shades off and its a solid 5. A good pair of sun glasses adds a few points to most decent looking women because of that mystery factor. Is that what you are going for with the dark glasses in every pic I've seen or do you secretly aspire to be a blues brother and always wear shades indoors. Hit the gym....lift some weights and do some running/swimming for a few months and I bet you'd do ok for yourself in the women department. I forget if you're married or not. You did seem semi suave/creepy when flirting with that british sports book secretary so maybe you have a little game left in the tank. I'm going to give you a 6.5 with room for improvement

JJ wears shades because he isn't happy with his eyes, I believe he's confessed this on the forum. Just like wears rug because isn't happy with the dome. I also wear dark shades a lot. Us guys with ugly eyes gotta keep 'em covered.

JJ, a solid 3.5. Put the rug on and have the skin on your neck stretched for a bump up to 6.5.

[jjgold]

Sickler many think you and I look alike
I do not know if that is good or bad

[QuantumLeap]

JJ you actually resemble your own penis in a way!

fuking remarkable.

Here's a reverse angle of Corbin: