1. 04-23-12 01:25 PM #1
    stevek173
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    GF insists I get a "Brazilian" what should I do?

    You know it started out as being about mutual respect but the hoops I have to jump through are getting more and more disturbing.

    I would never let her or anyone else touch me back there so what is the point?

    She insists no action until it is done and she even offered to do it for me.

    Messed up situation what would you do?
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  2. 04-23-12 01:32 PM #2
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    stevie holy shit that is funny

    a couple questions:
    1. what do you look like man? i mean if you are an internet guy and look like a fukkin hobbit then this is easy - get the brazilian bro.
    if you are an attractive stud who has it easy with women, then tell her to fukk off and call it quits

    2. what kind of sex are you guys into? im not sure why your butthole has to be waxed as a deal breaker for the relationship.
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  3. 04-23-12 01:32 PM #3
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    be a man and stop negotiating for dumb shit like this. she'll respect you more in the long run.
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  4. 04-23-12 01:33 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    stevie holy shit that is funny

    a couple questions:
    1. what do you look like man? i mean if you are an internet guy and look like a fukkin hobbit then this is easy - get the brazilian bro.
    if you are an attractive stud who has it easy with women, then tell her to fukk off and call it quits

    2. what kind of sex are you guys into? im not sure why your butthole has to be waxed as a deal breaker for the relationship.

    Then you aint with the right woman.

    Unless you're just looking to connect only on a mental level, then my apologies.
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  5. 04-23-12 01:39 PM #5
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    I love getting my salad tossed too.
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  6. 04-23-12 01:41 PM #6
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    I take it your gf's name is Bruce and he is tired of getting dingleberrys on his hose after he is done pounding you.
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  7. 04-23-12 01:42 PM #7
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    I would say no problem, as soon as I get done with this we can have a three some with one of her good looking friends
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  8. 04-23-12 01:47 PM #8
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    just have sideloaded do it for you.. he might even pay you
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  9. 04-23-12 01:49 PM #9
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    come on guys be men

    women get no say in ANYTHING
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  10. 04-23-12 01:50 PM #10
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    there is something to be said about "maintenance"...its good for hygiene. imo, shes taking it too far asking you to do that. just give her some clippers and ask her to take care of you.
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  11. 04-23-12 02:14 PM #11
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    Stevie, don't let someone inexperienced do it. A weekend waxer might rip the skin off your balls. Best to have a professional do it. If your gf gets hers done by an esthetician, ask her to make an appointment for you. Some places don't advertise doing men *down there* but will if it's a referral from a female client. They have to handle the c*ock 'n' balls, it's understandable that not all women working in the field are comfortable with that.

    GL
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  12. 04-23-12 03:12 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I love getting my salad tossed too.

    we should go out for dinner and maybe take a bottle of wine down by the ocean...jus sayin.
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  13. 04-23-12 03:23 PM #13
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    Tell her to go to hell, can't even begin to fathom the pain.

    Clippers are your best friend here.
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  14. 04-23-12 03:53 PM #14
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    what should you do?



    but, if you do it, have fun with a sweaty asshole
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  15. 04-23-12 04:04 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    what should you do?



    but, if you do it, have fun with a sweaty asshole

    So you've had this done before as well...What do you think some of the positives of it are?
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  16. 04-23-12 04:08 PM #16
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    Steve does the "guy friend' do the Brazilian thing?
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  17. 04-23-12 04:13 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Steve does the "guy friend' do the Brazilian thing?


    Eww, you think steve is a gay?
    Thats just gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Eww, you think steve is a gay?
    Thats just gross.

    Check in here Gates...

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/168...-guy-code.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Check in here Gates...

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/168...-guy-code.html


    First post was too much to read from the clown steve. I can only deal with steve threads that take less than 20 minutes to read the first post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    First post was too much to read from the clown steve. I can only deal with steve threads that take less than 20 minutes to read the first post.


    it is a novel
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    Summary of it is....G/F is banging another guy and Steve was looking for a nutsack....and now this thread happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Summary of it is....G/F is banging another guy and Steve was looking for a nutsack....and now this thread happened

    Yikes, so he is a gay.

    But I've always been told "don't knock it til ya try it" so I'm sorry about my comment above saying being a gay is gross...That was inconsiderate of me, seeing that I've never been in that sort of situation YET.
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  23. 04-23-12 07:37 PM #23
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    Messed up situation she ain't letting up keeps talking about how it's her body not mine anymore and how she can do whatever she wants with it. I knew going in that she is a strong person but I had no clue she could be so controlling.

    Not sure what to do here.

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  24. 04-23-12 08:34 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    we should go out for dinner and maybe take a bottle of wine down by the ocean...jus sayin.
    I would like that.
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  25. 04-23-12 09:27 PM #25
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    just shave it yourself down there with a beard trimmer (without the guard on it) every two weeks or so, feels great
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  26. 04-24-12 04:40 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Messed up situation she ain't letting up keeps talking about how it's her body not mine anymore and how she can do whatever she wants with it. I knew going in that she is a strong person but I had no clue she could be so controlling.

    Not sure what to do here.

    You are her little bitch. She's made that quite clear. She doesn't respect you as a man. Since she's already banging other guys, just move on. Sideloaded likes hairy sacks.
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