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    ttwarrior1
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    Going out on a late date

    taking a chick to chilis from plenty of fish

    Says she wants to watch mma fights and she suggested chili's.

    Never been there, im shaking bad.

    Yes she knows im fat, so stfu and yes she is under 200, so stfu

    I wish someone could tape it all

    Post her pic later, don't need to be buried before the date

    Might need some enzyte or tiger whatever. Not sure i can even get it hard

    JJ's small rooster does motivate me some though

    Leave in about 30 min

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    paranoyd androyd
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    have fun, just order fish & veggies

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    Sam Odom
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    a chick (real female) who likes chilis restaurant & mma is a keeper

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    jjgold
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    Good luck guy

    I hope you score

    Poster of the month if you tape you and her having sex

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    ttwarrior1
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    lmao i should hope so,

    Like i will actually get laid or be able to tape it.

    You just want to see my half a dickhead.

    and yes she is picking me up

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    Smoke
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    cool story brah

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    onlooker
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    Enjoy.

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    tt make sure to bring your shit towel in case she needs to blow her nose.
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    RunningMan7
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    Get her drunk. She will **** you and wont even remember if you have a half a hard dick. Buy some KY warm lotion. It may help get a half stiffy into her. I know it worked like a charm when I once had a scenario where the stiffness was less than 100%, closer to 75 or 80% and it worked great.

    pretend you are checking messages but turn the video on your phone. Bang her from behind so you can do a better job taping and she wont notice.


    And I hope the chick from Plenty Of Fish doesn't have a cooch that smells like fish.

    Good luck and good ****.

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