1. 04-20-12 06:27 PM #1
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    Can you really blame the Secret Service guys though?

    I mean, look at these Columbian escorts.















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  2. 04-20-12 06:29 PM #2
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  3. 04-20-12 06:30 PM #3
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    Apparently some might have been underage

    If I am a Secret Service Agent nothing gets in the way of prime pu$$y I mean, that is job number ONE!

    1. Get laid
    2. Eat a sandwich
    3. Have a few drinks
    4. Work out
    5. Scratch my back
    6. Protect the president sometimes
    7. Take a nap
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  4. 04-20-12 06:31 PM #4
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    Very nice
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  5. 04-20-12 06:31 PM #5
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    dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!

    dad that aint no $800 pussay

    dad, $800???

    come on pal
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    South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
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  7. 04-20-12 06:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!

    dad that aint no $800 pussay

    dad, $800???

    come on pal
    $800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.
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  9. 04-20-12 06:34 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
    faner u would not fukin believe it man

    i aint even talking about prostitutes man, im talking about just normal girls next door

    they all got em

    i mean not all but a LOT do man

    a LOT brother
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  10. 04-20-12 06:35 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Apparently some might have been underage

    If I am a Secret Service Agent nothing gets in the way of prime pu$$y I mean, that is job number ONE!

    1. Get laid
    2. Eat a sandwich
    3. Have a few drinks
    4. Work out
    5. Scratch my back
    6. Protect the president sometimes
    7. Take a nap
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  11. 04-20-12 06:36 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    $800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.
    true i mean they didnt mention the specifics of the deal - sleep over, cuddling, GFE, unprotected ***l, kinky sh*t, etc etc, whatever, but still i seened 800 and i was like damn come on man thats a rip off man
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  12. 04-20-12 06:38 PM #12
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    ,....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!

    dad that aint no $800 pussay

    dad, $800???

    come on pal
    $800 should get you an orgy with 4 girls at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!

    dad that aint no $800 pussay

    dad, $800???

    come on pal
    yes..this is, what? maybe $400 puss a night? and that would be on the expensive side too, imo....carper, you should be hired as a secret service callgirl consigliere
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    true i mean they didnt mention the specifics of the deal - sleep over, cuddling, GFE, unprotected ***l, kinky sh*t, etc etc, whatever, but still i seened 800 and i was like damn come on man thats a rip off man
    She asked for $800 for the night, they countered with $30, she said no way, they got pissed

    from TMZ:

    Here she is ... the 24-year-old Colombian prostitute who took down the
    Secret Service
    ... this according to the
    NY Daily News
    .

    The paper claims the woman is a single mother named
    Dania
    ... who argued with a Secret Service agent about the price of sex during an alleged encounter in Cartagena last week.

    Dania reportedly claims she demanded $800 for a night of boom boom ... but the agent only wanted to pay $30 ... and a massive argument ensued.

    The agents are now under investigation ... and their lives and careers are in shambles ... buuuuuuut she is pretty hot.
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    Even the COlombian transexuals look hot.
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  17. 04-20-12 06:45 PM #17
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    Shari the drunk moved it. Pfft
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    All my threads get saloon'd.
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  19. 04-20-12 07:10 PM #19
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    Unreal they move this but keep garbage obama threads in PT..
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Unreal they move this but keep garbage obama threads in PT..
    Mayan, I feel for the Mexicans here in San Diego and LA now. I kinda know what they are going through now.

    Every time I run over to Player's talk I can hang around for a little while posting in other people's threads without getting caught. But as soon as I start my own thread my ass gets deported back to the saloon.
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  21. 04-20-12 08:48 PM #21
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  22. 04-20-12 09:31 PM #22
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    you see dad... I doesnt feel good huh??

    Dont worry your strong work ethic will pay off one day.
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  23. 04-20-12 09:41 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!

    dad that aint no $800 pussay

    dad, $800???



    come on pal
    It comes out of the Per Diem fund and any extra tips is just submitted on a travel voucher when they return home....so it's pretty much free for the Agents but costs us our tax money

    I'm torn...do I get pissed at the bad money management or do I applaud them for handling their business since they deserve it for the hours they put in?
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  24. 04-20-12 09:58 PM #24
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    dad , please no tranny pics.


    Thread rocks otherwise
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  25. 04-21-12 11:25 AM #25
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    I'm torn... Do I want to fukk that tranny or not???
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  26. 04-21-12 11:32 AM #26
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    Shit, Panetta paid over $800,000 for it. start shippin him some to DC, would save us tons of $$$$
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  27. 04-21-12 11:36 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
    They do a good job.
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  29. 04-21-12 11:59 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    $800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.
    you can get similar girls in colombia for $20
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