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    Bread isn't married.

    He's really a hermaphrodite. His girl parts are called "Robyn."

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    Bread sorry Ace, I only fuk black broads, they are only chicks that can get my weapon up.

    Bread I will say you are very creative how you came up with this Robyn character, now your posting and your double is not.

    The divorce thing was a trap and you fell into it, I caught you Chief.

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    Bread are you really an alcoholic?

    That sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922 View Post
    Bread are you really an alcoholic?

    That sucks
    No a heavy drinker or should I say a binge drinker

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    I used to love the chocolate honeys.

    JJ when you say you like them, you probably mean the Beyonce / Halle Berry types.

    You are not willing to commit like I am.

    I want the nitty gritty. I want Grace Jones types. I want Fantasio.

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    Rake if you're ever around after midnight on certain Saturday evenings, come and watch drunken Bread and The Panic terrorize poor BigBoyDan all night.

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    Rake, Bread is not an alcoholic, he's just misunderstood.

    You got to open yourself up to him, go ahead Rake open your self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panic View Post
    Can I see a list of the props please?
    I got a prop for you: I've been talking to the wife about going FLDS on the universe and she's fine as long as she doesn't have to do any extra cooking and cleaning, preferably less. So here are the PROPS...

    If UNDER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn like white on rice within 24 hrs to add to his harem -120

    If OVER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn within a few days on account there could be more wives and negotiations to go through to get the deal worked out -110

    So on the parlay, let's play 9/5 on Under and White on Rice, 8/5 on Over, few days.

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    PS - Bread, you've shoved too much yeast inside your ears.


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    "For the record...I know this defies all of the bull idiot woman behavior.........but I love and support my husband. I have faith that even though he is veryyyyyyyy much so down with his bets right now, he is open and honest with me enough so that we can make the right decisions that need to be made. This is a business...not just a gambling impulse. We are in this together."
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    I knew when I read this post the marriage was in trouble.the minute a woman says she is ok with your wagers , bread ,she is looking for an exit.

    .did you guys sign a prenup,she may get the whole empire bread.

    I dont know though bread ,your picks weren't as good as good as robyns in the last ufc maybe she would have benefited with a prenup.

    You guys are great posters I hope your ufc picks didnt drive her off.Either way you can get a swinging bachelor pad with jj.this whole sbr house is one sadder step to becoming a reality

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    I seriously heart JJGold.

    I laughed for a minute straight at the original post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    I got a prop for you: I've been talking to the wife about going FLDS on the universe and she's fine as long as she doesn't have to do any extra cooking and cleaning, preferably less. So here are the PROPS...

    If UNDER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn like white on rice within 24 hrs to add to his harem -120

    If OVER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn within a few days on account there could be more wives and negotiations to go through to get the deal worked out -110

    So on the parlay, let's play 9/5 on Under and White on Rice, 8/5 on Over, few days.

    I will follow you, Willie. This is sure money. And the beauty is, I live close enough to see it happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    Rake if you're ever around after midnight on certain Saturday evenings, come and watch drunken Bread and The Panic terrorize poor BigBoyDan all night.


    If BBD hasnt received a raise from having to deal with the likes of us on the weekend, he never will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    What are the odds of Bread being Robyn and vice versa?

    I want to see their marriage pictures. You would think they have some pictures together.
    http://www.myspace.com/somehornybitch

    Request me on myspace, pavy. There is a whole photo album of us together. Why post them all here, nobody cares? You are a raving lunatic.

    Someone quote this so that pavy the cry baby can see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    http://www.myspace.com/somehornybitch

    Request me on myspace, pavy. There is a whole photo album of us together. Why post them all here, nobody cares? You are a raving lunatic.

    Someone quote this so that pavy the cry baby can see it.
    Your wish and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Your wish and all that
    The link doesn't load.

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    It must be your computer because it does for me.

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    I would love to see them go through a divorce on SBR and fight it out, I am into that type of shit.

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    I have my over ticket laminated...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Facts First

    1. Bread is a compulsive gambler
    2. Bread is a big drinker
    3. Bread does not work


    Ok the total I have set since football is coming is

    over 150.5 Days+180
    Under 150.5 Days -190

    1000 on the under for me

    Place your bets here in this thread and we will bump up when it happens if it happens.
    give me the over for the max.

    They left a message on my phone the other night. You can tell they are in love with each other by the sounds of there voice.

    Made me sad in a way. Being divorced 2 years still hurts sometimes.

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    I don't know how I missed this one either. I wish I could've gotten some of this action when the lines opened. Any updates on the total?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    I got a prop for you: I've been talking to the wife about going FLDS on the universe and she's fine as long as she doesn't have to do any extra cooking and cleaning, preferably less. So here are the PROPS...

    If UNDER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn like white on rice within 24 hrs to add to his harem -120

    If OVER cashes...
    Willie Bee will be on Robyn within a few days on account there could be more wives and negotiations to go through to get the deal worked out -110

    So on the parlay, let's play 9/5 on Under and White on Rice, 8/5 on Over, few days.
    The over cashes, get 'er done.

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