1. 04-08-12 08:54 PM #1
    darkhat
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    Let's Make A Deal, No More Jesus Threads Until Next Year

    What the fuk? Did this turn into a Christian Evangelist Forum Overnight. I am certain there are countless forums dedicated to the talk of hybrid characters, but there is only one SBR.

    Try going to your Christianity forum and talking about gambling money you can't afford to lose.

    Let's get back on topic. Alcohol, gambling, strippers, sex, SBROdds, JJGold.
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  2. 04-08-12 09:16 PM #2
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    Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Without Jesus we are nothing! May Jesus Christ strike down upon you and take your soul!
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  3. 04-08-12 09:37 PM #3
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    Darker I hear you

    I will try and comply
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  4. 04-08-12 09:41 PM #4
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    Lots of Catholics here including me and illini

    deal with it

    Jesus died for you
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  5. 04-08-12 09:42 PM #5
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    Jesus Christ is my hero!
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  6. 04-08-12 09:44 PM #6
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    I'd like to hear some Samson stories tonight
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  7. 04-08-12 09:53 PM #7
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    I am sure there is a forum dedicated to various Mother-Gooseries. I am with the OP and wish these Jesus-Folk would take their pandering there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    I am sure there is a forum dedicated to various Mother-Gooseries. I am with the OP and wish these Jesus-Folk would take their pandering there.
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  9. 04-08-12 10:03 PM #9
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    strange, wtf thinks Christians are persecuted.
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  10. 04-08-12 10:06 PM #10
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    All religious folk please check-in. I need to know so I can ignore your sporting opinions as well.
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  11. 04-08-12 10:07 PM #11
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    I'm gonna learn everything I can about Hinduism and make 15 threads a day about it.
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  12. 04-08-12 10:09 PM #12
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    This site represents everything to do with Sodom and Gomorrah so introducing any type of religion to it is a totally disgraceful insult to that religion...........
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  13. 04-08-12 10:11 PM #13
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    there was alot more sex going down in Sodom and Gomorrah in one weekend then in 7 years of all sbr power posters bedroom's combined
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  14. 04-08-12 10:12 PM #14
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    Smoke.. Simple question, and I'm just wondering. Did you do extensive research about all the religions of the world before you picked Christianity? Did you study concepts like Yoga, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, etc etc.. did you read all of their texts, or just the bible? Have you read the Tibetan book of the dead? What parts of that do you disagree with? What parts do you feel are similar to that of Christianity and appreciate people living a similar lifestyle in terms of Karma Yoga?
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  15. 04-08-12 10:14 PM #15
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    Yoga!!!!!
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  16. 04-08-12 10:33 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Yoga!!!!!
    HAHAHAHA! I can't say I am a proponent of Yoga generally, but I will say that I am an absolute fanatic when it comes to women in yoga pants!





    http://girlsinyogapants.com/ <----- church that I attend.
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  17. 04-08-12 10:43 PM #17
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    Nice one, chalkydog. I just added it to my yoga pants thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/158...decent-p2.html
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  18. 04-08-12 10:45 PM #18
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    I don't do Yoga.. I was just machine gunning philosophies off which I hope others looked into before they blindly follow one ideology to death.. However.. Yoga to the general public is positions and asanas.. don't realize the real philosophy is serving others basically and removing attachments of your identity.

    Western Yoga is not real Yoga 99 percent of the time.. In the east they'd laugh at "certified teachers", being "certified" just adds more attachment and separation. The total opposite of the purpose.
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  19. 04-08-12 10:47 PM #19
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    i don't know what is so hard to believe about a person being dead, brain dead, cellularly dead, body starting to decompose being reanimated to a fully functioning living breathing person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Nice one, chalkydog. I just added it to my yoga pants thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/158...decent-p2.html
    Excellent work!
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  21. 04-08-12 10:52 PM #21
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    Let's Make A Deal, No More Jesus Threads Until Next Year
    Darkhat, No more Jesus threads until next year? What's YOUR side of the deal? IN order for there to be a deal, there has to be some sort of compensation given to both sides of said deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andywend View Post
    Darkhat, No more Jesus threads until next year? What's YOUR side of the deal? IN order for there to be a deal, there has to be some sort of compensation given to both sides of said deal.
    you get to make this the official jesus thread for the rest of the year.
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  23. 04-08-12 10:54 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    i don't know what is so hard to believe about a person being dead, brain dead, cellularly dead, body starting to decompose being reanimated to a fully functioning living breathing person.


    or, my personal fave:

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  24. 04-08-12 11:26 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    i don't know what is so hard to believe about a person being dead, brain dead, cellularly dead, body starting to decompose being reanimated to a fully functioning living breathing person.
    LOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by andywend View Post
    Darkhat, No more Jesus threads until next year? What's YOUR side of the deal? IN order for there to be a deal, there has to be some sort of compensation given to both sides of said deal.
    I will agree to continue to win about 40 percent of my bets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I will agree to continue to win about 40 percent of my bets.
    LOL. For the record, I'm no fan of these Jesus threads either.

    People need to keep their religious beliefs to themselves as religious differences are the driving force that starts all of these insane wars.
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  27. 04-09-12 12:15 AM #27
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    May the Virgin Mary and My Lord Jesus, bless you guys..(really).
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  28. 04-09-12 12:17 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post


    May the Virgin Mary and My Lord Jesus, bless you guys..(really).
    Jesus Christ is my hero King Mayan! I hope you and your family had a wonderful Easter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Jesus Christ is my hero King Mayan! I hope you and your family had a wonderful Easter!
    We did hommes.. Church, bbq and a fun day at the park..
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  30. 04-09-12 12:22 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    We did hommes.. Church, bbq and a fun day at the park..
    Great to hear buddy! Glad it was a great day for a fellow Sur!
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  31. 04-09-12 04:23 AM #31
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    festive
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