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    griz
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    posting this thread from church

    Next I'm logging on to bet islands mobile. Undressing all the women with my eyes.

    Going to hell boys and I like it

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    this thread is only a win b/c of your cool avatar

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    Don't do it grizzly!

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    Happy Easter. Lol. Yes your going to hell.

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    Mom just asked me to put phone away. I will cause a scene if I have to.

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    going to church with your mother on easter -ev
    but way to turn it into a +ev by posting

    if you snuck in a flask, even better

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    Cool story bro

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    Grizzled......10 points if you post a vid of you stealing from the offering plate.

    Make it happen, pal.

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    i bet griz still holds his moms hand when crossing the street

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    griz I was about 21 when that fantasy ended. lol

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    Your going to hell anyway for even stepping foot into a Church... Anybody that believes in a fictional character like Jesus Christ is going straight to hell.

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    illini i enjoyed posting under your handle today

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Grizzled......10 points if you post a vid of you stealing from the offering plate.

    Make it happen, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Your going to hell anyway for even stepping foot into a Church... Anybody that believes in a fictional character like Jesus Christ is going straight to hell.
    then i suppose my kids are going to hell because they believe in santa claus and the easter bunny?

    i'm pretty sure every single one of us at one point in our life believed in a fictional character

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    I feel like I am going to hell for pulling this thread up to read it...

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    Griz, my viewpoint on this is that if you're not gonna pay attention in Church, just don't go pal.
    Not trying to bash you at all, just don't feel like you're doing God a favor by going to church.

    For real though, good luck in the Biggest Loser. You're a good dude.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    then i suppose my kids are going to hell because they believe in santa claus and the easter bunny?
    i'm pretty sure every single one of us at one point in our life believed in a fictional character

    Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

    When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

    All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.
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    Church is ok

    Its not for everyone

    I just used to get ticked when little kids cried and made noises

    I yelled at this 3 year old when I was trying to listen to a sermon

    Lets say a big argument ensued with her family

    I got kicked out and the kid stayed

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    Church is a business.. takes in billions of dollars a year and pays no taxes

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    Thread is great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Church is ok

    Its not for everyone

    I just used to get ticked when little kids cried and made noises

    I yelled at this 3 year old when I was trying to listen to a sermon

    Lets say a big argument ensued with her family

    I got kicked out and the kid stayed

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    Did anyone use to go to church and light candles praying for winners??

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    Yes, Angels today! Pound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

    When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

    All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.
    Go worry about your whore of a wife that cheated on you with your best friend. You know nothing whatsoever about me. I don't even live in SF anymore, I am in Israel and waiting for the next tornado to take out you and your loved ones.... I hope a huge tornado comes and destroys you and everything you care about. You are going straight to hell for believing in Christ and staying with such a whore of a wife that cheats left and right on you. You are a sad existence for a human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

    When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

    All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.
    This post has obvious merit to it, but I nominated it for one reason.............."bulbous"

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Go worry about your whore of a wife that cheated on you with your best friend. You know nothing whatsoever about me. I don't even live in SF anymore, I am in Israel and waiting for the next tornado to take out you and your loved ones.... I hope a huge tornado comes and destroys you and everything you care about. You are going straight to hell for believing in Christ and staying with such a whore of a wife that cheats left and right on you. You are a sad existence for a human being.
    Quiet down Frodo

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    illini didnt make enough tips at the fukkin bar so he had to move out of his pad in SF

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    illini didnt make enough tips at the fukkin bar so he had to move out of his pad in SF



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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

    When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

    All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.

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