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    milwaukee mike
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    you guys ever mix it up and use your LEFT hand?

    tried that this morning in the shower and it felt like i was cheating on my right hand

    also i'm not very coordinated with the left, it was kind of like doing it with a virgin

    highly recommended and very exciting

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    Yes, I do. I try to really limit it to special occasions, simply to keep the novelty intact. Its quite exhilarating. The closest you can get to "gettin' some strange" without the hassles of a costly divorce settlement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Yes, I do. I try to really limit it to special occasions, simply to keep the novelty intact. Its quite exhilarating. The closest you can get to "gettin' some strange" without the hassles of a costly divorce settlement.


    i wish someone would've told me this 20 years ago. just another example of how a better father would've made my life better.
    i think i am going to be a "big brother" so i can teach younger guys stuff like this.

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    I'm a lefty...

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    Avril will be disappointed in you .

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    Quote Originally Posted by aceking View Post
    Avril will be disappointed in you .
    i was thinking about her for 42 of the 45 seconds

    the other 3 seconds i was thinking about brock landers eating a dick hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    i was thinking about her for 42 of the 45 seconds

    the other 3 seconds i was thinking about brock landers eating a dick hole
    Really weird for me when I switch it up... left hand much stronger


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    I never use any hands

    I had a handyman make me a pussy built into the fukkin wall and do it the right way

    It seems real like I am fukkin a broad in the shower

    The pussy on back wall and I put up a poster of a hot chick that lines up with the pussy

    I almost took the fukkin shower doors off this AM because i was pumping so hard
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    Sit on your hand until its numb and go to town. Feels like someone else is doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never use any hands

    I had a handyman make me a pussy built into the fukkin wall and do it the right way

    It seems real like I am fukkin a broad in the shower

    The pussy on back wall and I put up a poster of a hot chick that lines up with the pussy

    I almost took the fukkin shower doors off this AM because i was pumping so hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never use any hands

    I had a handyman make me a pussy built into the fukkin wall and do it the right way

    It seems real like I am fukkin a broad in the shower

    The pussy on back wall and I put up a poster of a hot chick that lines up with the pussy

    I almost took the fukkin shower doors off this AM because i was pumping so hard

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    wow

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    I never use my hands, I just use the cork method and do a few pumps and a huge release comes out.

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    It's the only thing I do left handed. Why you ask...couldn't use the computer mouse with my left hand. Haven't tried using ole righty in years. Maybe I might and bring back the good ole days before the computer

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    Am I the only one who uses both hands? At the same time!

    My girl has small hands so when she does it for me she has one hand on the head and the other at the base! I join in with one of my hands in the middle!

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