1. 04-05-12 10:54 PM #1
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    You Can Be One Other Poster For A Day

    Live his life

    Fukk his girl

    Anything goes

    Everyone will say Opie, but try to be original

    I say............

    Richkas

    Name: Richkas_Crack.JPG Views: 290 Size: 19.4 KB

    Why????

    Because A) It's one day B) I can bang a young skinny blonde without a brain C) I can go to jail for punching her step-brother who is pissed I am fuckking her but who cares because D) I have Butch and other shady fuckks backing me up and E) I can make a video documenting the whole thing and win April POTM
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  2. 04-05-12 10:59 PM #2
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  3. 04-05-12 11:12 PM #3
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    Shari..

    I want to have ovaries, breasts.

    The only bad part would be JJ stalking me..
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  4. 04-06-12 12:06 AM #4
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    I want to be Mayan....

    ...... to have the ability to dance all night to mariachi music, to be able to handle a lawnmower like it's a Formula 1 car, to be able to leap high border fences in a single bound.... and, most importantly, to be able to curl a 30 lb dumbell with my rooster while my balls clap together and offer emotional support.... and spotting if necessary!!!


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  5. 04-06-12 12:07 AM #5
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    shari so i can finger my pussy
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  6. 04-06-12 12:18 AM #6
    RyanLeafOfBets
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    I would be you Cougar... and I would steal all your cooking knowledge/skills/recipes!
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  7. 04-06-12 02:02 AM #7
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    SBR John, to be a multi-millionaire for a day.


    I'd go on a spending spree with those millions. Yayo and hookers. Lots of it!!!
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  8. 04-06-12 02:49 AM #8
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    Hareeba! could find out all sorts of shilling deals he has with betfair, matchbook and pinnacle. What the pay is like and the requirements of his SHILLLLLLLLLLLL operations. Then I'd place an all in bet with his accounts on GWS to beat hawthorn, haaaa suck it ya buzz killington fak!
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  9. 04-06-12 04:46 AM #9
    baskets
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    ha ha.

    so is Hareeba a fraud and a liar? I'm not stating... I'm just asking

    I read he stated he made 80% of his profits from horse racing and .......

    please confirm, brettels
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  10. 04-06-12 04:49 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    ha ha.

    so is Hareeba a fraud and a liar? I'm not stating... I'm just asking

    I read he stated he made 80% of his profits from horse racing and .......

    please confirm, brettels
    No

    brettels is being silly

    i think i'd like to be ngates

    i'm pretty sure he just doesn't give an f and is very honest with everyone

    i'd love to be able to tell people what i truly thought
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  11. 04-06-12 05:39 AM #11
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    I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
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  12. 04-06-12 05:44 AM #12
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    I would be trace.... so I could look in the mirror and see something that so incredibly resembles one of those beasts from the animal kingdom.
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  13. 04-06-12 05:45 AM #13
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    u can always tell these animals from their stupid fukking avatars... and they think they're cool
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  14. 04-06-12 05:50 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
    honest to god I was coming in to put this.
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  15. 04-06-12 06:05 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    I would be poster baskets, so I can kill my fukking self.
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  16. 04-06-12 06:22 AM #16
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    No comment

    thread going down hill already

    Too much hate
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  17. 04-06-12 06:25 AM #17
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    I wouldnt trade places with any of ya. I have yet to find myself envious of anyone here....cept maybe dads stash of hot chick pics.
    Seriously though-my wifes hot, kids killin it at probably one of the best private schools in the country (4.0) ($32k\yr) and as sick as it sounds I enjoy my job roofing and im payin the bills. Throw in some partial ownership in a 3y/o pacer and and a cabin on the salmon river (NY) and u quickly realize there's no one else around id rather be.
    Plus jj said I looked like tom selleck.....beat that.
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  18. 04-06-12 07:02 AM #18
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    I change my mind

    I want to be Cecil
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  19. 04-06-12 07:12 AM #19
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    bigday

    So I can bang his wife
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  20. 04-06-12 07:28 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    bigday

    So I can bang his wife
    You're lucky I love you smokey.
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  21. 04-06-12 07:34 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post

    You're lucky I love you smokey.
    Thanks pal. Love you too.. Cheers!
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  22. 04-06-12 07:37 AM #22
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    I'd be crustyme. With one second left in the day I'd put a bullet through my temple. World, sbr, both better off.
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  23. 04-06-12 07:39 AM #23
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  24. 04-06-12 07:48 AM #24
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    that dude who spams everywhere "AND DON'T FORGET YOU'RE A PAUPER NOW"

    i wish i could be that free
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  25. 04-06-12 08:05 AM #25
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    I would EaglesPhan, so that way my knowledge of betting on a wider range of sports would be more vast then what I have now.
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  26. 04-06-12 08:10 AM #26
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    stevek i don't know what you're talking about

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  27. 04-06-12 08:18 AM #27
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    Id be Zeta so I can see what its like to bang fat ugly chicks.....

    Sorry pal
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  28. 04-06-12 08:37 AM #28
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    i would be jon from betislands so i could spend all the posters money here that loses.
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  29. 04-06-12 08:52 AM #29
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    Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
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  30. 04-06-12 08:53 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
    Stash=Good guy
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  31. 04-06-12 08:55 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Secretrash so I can realize how great my current life is and take anything for granted. The guy by far has the most pathetic life on SBR and I as well could put a bullet in my head to end his pathetic existence of a life.
    who is this stash guy?
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  32. 04-06-12 08:56 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    who is this stash guy?
    Biggest hamburger on SBR bar none pal.
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  33. 04-06-12 08:58 AM #33
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    Biggest hamburger on SBR bar none pal.

    Frizzel u fukk, ship me some points
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  34. 04-06-12 08:58 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Stash=Good guy
    Fuk that the guy is the biggest pussy on the site and anyone who likes him is a pussy period .
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  35. 04-06-12 09:00 AM #35
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    ummm your from canada pal lol
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