1. 03-30-12 02:52 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    Convesation with a chick

    Me : hey whats up
    Her: oh , nothing much, how about you
    Me: Oh just been dusting off my trophies and playing some cards online
    Her: How come you only call me on friday and saturday evenings.
    Me thinking in my head; uh uh uh

    I would normally make up some bullshit:work, traveled to a tennis tourney
    or weightlifting tourney, just been busy, blah blah blah

    Her: Well why don't you ever call me on monday, tues,wed nights, why is it
    always around 5 or 6 on friday or sat nights.

    Me thinking in my head: Hmm, lets try the truth one time

    Me: Well i wasn't as horny then
    Her: see that wasn't too hard was it.

    Me: So do you want to go out saturday night or maybe i can come over
    Her: How about 7
    Me: Is 7 30 okay/
    Her : ok sure, see you then

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  2. 03-30-12 02:54 PM #2
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    is this chick your mom?
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  3. 03-30-12 02:59 PM #3
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    no, your mom
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  4. 03-30-12 02:59 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    is this chick your mom?
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  5. 03-30-12 03:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    is this chick your mom?


    Yea I think he has to change her diapers...And he gets off by doing it.

    disturbing. But makes sense for a guy like him.
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  6. 03-30-12 03:06 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no, your mom
    must have been through a seance since my mom's been dead for 11 years

    strange that you're into that kind of thing...
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  7. 03-30-12 03:10 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Me : hey whats up
    Her: oh , nothing much, how about you
    Me: Oh just been dusting off my trophies and playing some cards online
    Her: How come you only call me on friday and saturday evenings.
    Me thinking in my head; uh uh uh

    I would normally make up some bullshit:work, traveled to a tennis tourney
    or weightlifting tourney, just been busy, blah blah blah

    Her: Well why don't you ever call me on monday, tues,wed nights, why is it
    always around 5 or 6 on friday or sat nights.

    Me thinking in my head: Hmm, lets try the truth one time

    Me: Well i wasn't as horny then
    Her: see that wasn't too hard was it.

    Me: So do you want to go out saturday night or maybe i can come over
    Her: How about 7
    Me: Is 7 30 okay/
    Her : ok sure, see you then

    you omitted the ending..

    Her:Bring cash
    Me:Of course
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  8. 03-30-12 03:13 PM #8
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    good work TT. SLAY SOME FUKKIN PUSS TONIGHT BROTHA!!!!!!

    it is our duty as men to fukk as many chicks as we possibly can and spread our seed
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