1. 03-27-12 07:40 PM #1
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    I told mom im going to the bash



    I explained to her what sbr is. Wish i had it on tape. She said im not doing shit or going
    anywhere and needed here

    I think she is going to log into sbr tommorrow at work and check out the threads. Not good.
    I then made up a story about it already being paid for and im meeting people from my
    fantasy sports leagues since i am allowed to do. Told her it was 2 days which is true and she is off those 2 days. I have to be home that sunday morning by 6 am if i go.

    Reminds me when i told her i might start dating a black chick and she said if she stepped in this house she would grab her by the hair and throw her out

    i was then handed a piece of paper about what i can and cannot do
    This is why i can't date chicks with tats, chinse, black, arab or more than 2 kids, etc etc

    So i guess i will be at the bash if i can find a way to get there.

    So far we have me, jj, king mayan and opie for our hot tub party
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  2. 03-27-12 07:43 PM #2
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    are you bringing the towels?
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  3. 03-27-12 07:45 PM #3
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    who gives a fukk

    saloon this sh1t mods immediately

    go suffocate yourself with your sh1t towel kid
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  4. 03-27-12 07:45 PM #4
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    Classic post! Tennis warrior!
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  5. 03-27-12 07:45 PM #5
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    ttwarrior you are kidding yourself if you think you will fit in a hot tub without all of the water flowing out of it.
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  6. 03-27-12 07:48 PM #6
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    did mommy give you permission to masturbate tonight?
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  7. 03-27-12 07:48 PM #7
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    u want in the hot tub illini? Id like to do my 1st line of coke as long as it won't kill me.
    Can i get laid there?
    Hopefully someone on forum will challenge me to a tennis match and we can make bets on it. Have an
    sbr line on it.

    Id like to do one of those vegas fantasy drafts while im there.
    All flights i see leave vegas on sunday. I don't see any leaving past midnight to get back home at 6
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  8. 03-27-12 07:50 PM #8
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    If this monster really is going to be at the bash I bet numbers are down. It is embarrassing to be around this guy.
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  9. 03-27-12 07:51 PM #9
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    No wonder warrior's such a lunatic

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  10. 03-27-12 07:54 PM #10
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    pick winners u won't be there. Almost everyone wants me there. Im cool unlike you. Your a tool

    over and under 27 more posts by pickwinners in this thread
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  11. 03-27-12 07:55 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    pick winners u won't be there. Almost everyone wants me there. Im cool unlike you. Your a tool

    over and under 27 more posts by pickwinners in this thread
    I'll take the under 27 and I'll risk the 142 points you stiffed me out of.
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  12. 03-27-12 07:55 PM #12
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    Just snorting it will not kill you. When you smoke or inject it is when problem cab occur. You will be safe.

    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    u want in the hot tub illini? Id like to do my 1st line of coke as long as it won't kill me.
    Can i get laid there?
    Hopefully someone on forum will challenge me to a tennis match and we can make bets on it. Have an
    sbr line on it.

    Id like to do one of those vegas fantasy drafts while im there.
    All flights i see leave vegas on sunday. I don't see any leaving past midnight to get back home at 6
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  13. 03-27-12 08:01 PM #13
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    stay and help your mom son , vegas will always be there , gl
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  14. 03-27-12 08:02 PM #14
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    Can you imagine if warrior goes?

    He will be mobbed
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  15. 03-27-12 08:04 PM #15
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    pick i don't owe u any pts, quit making stuff up, time to block him again.

    I bet he even screws up the fantasy draft like he has everything else his whole life.

    Remember what i said on skype jj. its all gonna happen for us

    pickwinners is so screwed up, he will actually that is a line im putting up

    and if he posts less then 27 times in here he will win pts
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  16. 03-27-12 08:05 PM #16
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    ttwarrior, your act is old... you're a fat worthless slob and you pretend you are big time satirically to get laughs, but the problem is pal, the laughs aren't there.
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  17. 03-27-12 08:07 PM #17
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    LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
    This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
    And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol
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  18. 03-27-12 08:09 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
    This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
    And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol
    damn this guy stiffs everyone, he stiffed a fantasy league last year as well.
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  19. 03-27-12 08:10 PM #19
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    i havent played tennis in 10 years but im sure i could beat this guy. the fats can play some doubles cause they dont have to move around. but singles is a completely different story, would be an easy win he just doesnt have any mobility
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
    This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
    And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol

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  21. 03-27-12 08:28 PM #21
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    titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
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  22. 03-27-12 08:40 PM #22
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    made up post, i didnt stiff anyone , never heard of that whoever non pro guy

    Just what i wanted po69 to log in

    He must be talking about fightingwarrior or whoever

    tired of people confusing me for him and that other warrior
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  23. 03-27-12 09:25 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    made up post, i didnt stiff anyone , never heard of that whoever non pro guy

    Just what i wanted po69 to log in

    He must be talking about fightingwarrior or whoever

    tired of people confusing me for him and that other warrior
    Yeah the other warrior is overweight, broke and lacks basic intelligence and mental capabilities. Can't imagine why someone would confuse the two of you.
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  24. 03-27-12 09:37 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
    Are you bringing your dead dogs that you allowed to drown to the bash you filthy piece of shit?
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  25. 03-27-12 09:59 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Yeah the other warrior is overweight, broke and lacks basic intelligence and mental capabilities. Can't imagine why someone would confuse the two of you.
    BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Does the other guys Mommy run his life to?
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  26. 03-27-12 10:04 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by playersonly69 View Post
    titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
    What a laugh to see you knocking the ability others have to score with women. You have got to be the fugliest SBR poster. Should we post your pic again?
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  27. 03-27-12 10:09 PM #27
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    Cant wait to see this guy show up.....
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  28. 03-27-12 10:39 PM #28
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    won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

    People got my back.
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  29. 03-27-12 10:39 PM #29
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    This guy is the funniest at SBR best post of the day
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  30. 03-27-12 10:44 PM #30
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    Im thinking about paying for TT's airfare..

    Ahhhhh, the fun we will have in that bathtub.
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  31. 03-27-12 10:55 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

    People got my back.
    Can't wait, pal. It's gonna be epic!
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  32. 03-27-12 10:58 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

    People got my back.
    Wait...what?!? JJ's going? I think I've been misinformed...
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  33. 03-27-12 11:40 PM #33
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    yes vegas vixen, he will be there, and we will coin flip to see who gets what hole of yours
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  34. 03-27-12 11:44 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    What a laugh to see you knocking the ability others have to score with women. You have got to be the fugliest SBR poster. Should we post your pic again?
    Yes please
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  35. 03-28-12 12:08 AM #35
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    ttwarrior is so fat.
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