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    Deuce
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    Anyone captain of a neighborhood watch program??????????



    Any tough guys their neighborhood watch captain?

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    Commodore of my yaht club, does that count?

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    I see these signs in neighborhoods sometimes. I thought it was just a deterrence, I didn't know whacko sick fukks actually take this shit seriously. Naive white boy from affluent suburbs I guess.

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    I use to be involved

    I collared so many hot chicks for illegal parking it was not even funny

    I loved the power and when chicks called names for getting them $250 tickets

    Loved the power

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    This guy Zimmerman tries to be "captain" of our neighborhood watch...We all take turns once a month.

    I wouldn't fukk with him or this guy 2 houses down from me, neither of them take much shit from anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I use to be involved

    I collared so many hot chicks for illegal parking it was not even funny

    I loved the power and when chicks called names for getting them $250 tickets

    Loved the power
    You sit on porch in sweats with .44 caliber revolver? Shades on, knee high black socks? No rug sipping a coca cola?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    This guy Zimmerman tries to be "captain" of our neighborhood watch...We all take turns once a month.

    I wouldn't fukk with him or this guy 2 houses down from me, neither of them take much shit from anyone.
    Tell that shylock who is boss. Don't let him push you around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    You sit on porch in sweats with .44 caliber revolver? Shades on, knee high black socks? No rug sipping a coca cola?
    i have the funniest image in my head from this lmao

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    Im the opposite.

    Im the main head of the neighborhood gang.

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    When I was a kid my parents put stickers on the outer doors: "Premises protected. Neighbourhood watch program in effect".

    Was bullshit, the extent of a neighbourhood watch was the nosy lady across the street who had nothing better to do than stare out her window to see what the neighbours are doing, then get on the phone and gossip with other neighbours about what she saw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Im the opposite.

    Im the main head of the neighborhood gang.

    The "main head"? What kinda gangsta talks like that, son?

    Common guy. You don't even own a squirt gun let alone a Sig or a Glock guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    The "main head"? What kinda gangsta talks like that, son?

    Common guy. You don't even own a squirt gun let alone a Sig or a Glock guy.
    Lock, I come from the streets.

    You hating?

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    We have those signs around here, but I have never heard about a group. I've lived here over 2 years.

    We do have a security patrol the neighborhood. Maybe they are the captain of the watch program.

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    Mayan, I'm gonna back off. You didn't get all defensive so you probably did come from the streets and you probably have an AR-15. We're straight.

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    Our HOA sends the emails and flyers to come to them...went to a couple of meetings the first year we moved into the area but not since...it's just a few oddballs who try to be an authority figure so I just laughed them off as harmless. If they wanna watch the street, have at it, but I'll take my own home protection measures .

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    I saw Mayan training his kid this week to be able to handle their watch Capt in his block.
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    Captain of Neighborhood Watch=Cart Driving Shopping Center Security(Fake 5.0)

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    i am..




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