1. 03-18-12 07:37 PM #1
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    I have a fat lip because my girlfriend punched me in the face

    Messed up boys. I was like hmmm 9 or so shots of Patron in and we were play fighting I was just throwing some body jabs and it did go on awhile. Next thing I know all I see is her fist coming at my face and I was too busy hitting her body to put up my guard and I got LEVELED knocked back on my ass checking for blood/dislodged teeth. The good part is no dislodged teeth the only thing is there is a mark on my face and my lip is swelled up.

    Boys. Be careful out there. There are girls out there who will square up and punch you in the face.
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  2. 03-18-12 07:56 PM #2
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    Take a pic

    Would be classic
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  3. 03-18-12 08:01 PM #3
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    Did you get laid?
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  4. 03-18-12 08:11 PM #4
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    yes real good too

    i feel different now though, she keeps saying i'm her bitch now she thinks it's funny

    bruises everywhere
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  5. 03-18-12 08:25 PM #5
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    chicks with big clits are dangerous.
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  6. 03-18-12 08:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    chicks with big clits are dangerous.
    she got a dik clit bro?
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  7. 03-18-12 08:37 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Take a pic

    Would be classic
    steve sent me a pic by PM cuz we tight.

    hopefully he won't mind me postin it here...

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  8. 03-18-12 08:44 PM #8
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    OJ you still hittin that little blonde from Subway that ass does not quit
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  9. 03-18-12 08:53 PM #9
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    your not a real man
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  10. 03-18-12 09:07 PM #10
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    Warrior! COME ON MAN! She got a lucky one!
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  11. 03-18-12 09:22 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    OJ you still hittin that little blonde from Subway that ass does not quit
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  12. 03-18-12 09:27 PM #12
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    I got a fat lip once from my wife,
    but it was while I was going down on her
    and she went a little out of control and
    busted me in the lip with her clit.
    I had a fat lip and my tooth also cut my lip a little
    and i was bleeding a bit.
    We still laugh about it.
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  13. 03-18-12 09:50 PM #13
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    My ex got real mad at back in the day.... Anyway, she's a tiny girl. This bitch squared up on me like Evander Holyfield. I couldn't believe it. In a perfect boxing stance, throwing jabs, uppercuts, crosses. I was in shock. I'm no pus*y, and I could say those punches were no joke. I was one more punch away from knocking her the fuk out. She must of saw it in my face and stopped....
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  14. 03-18-12 11:37 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coming Back! View Post
    My ex got real mad at back in the day.... Anyway, she's a tiny girl
    It's always the tiny ones that punch the hardest. Aside from the fat bitches that'll just fall on you for a KO
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  15. 03-18-12 11:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by soul786 View Post
    It's always the tiny ones that punch the hardest. Aside from the fat bitches that'll just fall on you for a KO
    No doubt!!!
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  16. 03-19-12 12:58 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    yes real good too

    i feel different now though, she keeps saying i'm her bitch now she thinks it's funny

    bruises everywhere
    That's how to get her back, Stevie. Rough sex. Give it to her rough, she wants it that way. She likes it that way.

    Make-up sex with a rough edge. ahhhhh
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