Ex husband of a girl I know who is cool. She catches him trying to cheat on a dating site, she makes a fake account as a girl and he ends up hitting on her. She tells him it's over and his greatest hits include pretending he had a gun and was going to kill himself, stopping sending any money whatsoever for his little girl that she is mothering, making up lie after lie after lie, and stealing her half of the tax money she was due.
Make fun of this loser.
Loser.