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    baskets
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    I have no words to describe the dookie I just took right now....

    I had 2 quesadillas and a pizza, then I ate some pork grinds and washed it down with a margarita and root beer float.

    Then.... in quite dramatic fashion... just earlier today.... I had a colossal dookie.


    It passed a short while ago. I will remember it forever. Please offer your condolences. In loving memory of my mile-high dairy queen shaped dookie... God bless

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    Glad everything came out alright, may your wind always be on your back. God Bless.

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    griz
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    fukk u piece of shit clown

    have some fukking respect for the man who lost his wife

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    baskets
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    he lost her?


    call 911. can't be that hard to find a 200-lb toothless English woman wandering thru the forest

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    baskets is a true legend here

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    u might be the biggest attention whore ever know to man kinds....congrats... u finally are the best at something, about time

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    better than you

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    pics or it didn't happen

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    lmao this thread has me in tears

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    I am currently at Denny's right now only 1/3 of the way through my sohthwestern skillet and I have to take the meanest duece. Wtf do they put in these eggs??

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