1. 03-03-12 02:21 AM #1
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    Might be going out with my former teacher tommorrow

    she is like 54, i plan on hitting it, she's like 5 '8 and 250 and looks like kirsty alley or that chick from designing women. She was my english teacher in high school and still looks about the same.Monster hooters too.
    Bumped into her at the gas station and see her at the gym from time to time. Of course it was my green under armour shirt and biceps and magnetic personality that got me the date.

    Ive had a hard on now for about 3 hours straight. Trying to decide if i should jerk it since ive jerked it everyday multiple times since like 1985. I think i missed 2 jerkoff sessions in all my life.


    Ive already decided im going down on her. I would make a vid, but i better now. I wonder if she needs any bricks under the bed.

    Maybe i can post her pic on here if i can find one. I think she has a ad on match.com
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  2. 03-03-12 02:31 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    she is like 54, i plan on hitting it, she's like 5 '8 and 250 and looks like kirsty alley or that chick from designing women. She was my english teacher in high school and still looks about the same.Monster hooters too.
    Bumped into her at the gas station and see her at the gym from time to time. Of course it was my green under armour shirt and biceps and magnetic personality that got me the date.

    Ive had a hard on now for about 3 hours straight. Trying to decide if i should jerk it since ive jerked it everyday multiple times since like 1985. I think i missed 2 jerkoff sessions in all my life.


    Ive already decided im going down on her. I would make a vid, but i better now. I wonder if she needs any bricks under the bed.

    Maybe i can post her pic on here if i can find one. I think she has a ad on match.com
    Get us a pic

    TTWarrior you better hit that.....big money on riding on who gets laid first between you and JJ

    The sharps are pounding TT overnight
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  3. 03-03-12 02:32 AM #3
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    Okay there JJ
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  4. 03-03-12 02:53 AM #4
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    at least she is a woman

    jj loves riding the baloney pony
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  5. 03-03-12 07:29 AM #5
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    Just don't sit on her face
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  6. 03-03-12 07:43 AM #6
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    And then TT woke up.

    That is one twisted fantasy/wet dream
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  7. 03-03-12 07:52 AM #7
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    remember TT passed on a hot chick last week because she had a tattoo, hopefully this blow up teacher doll he purchased does not come with tats
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  8. 03-03-12 07:56 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrigley View Post
    remember TT passed on a hot chick last week because she had a tattoo, hopefully this blow up teacher doll he purchased does not come with tats
    Where was the tat situated? A well-placed low key tramp stamp is fine, popeye forearm tat isn't
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  9. 03-03-12 07:59 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Get us a pic

    TTWarrior you better hit that.....big money on riding on who gets laid first between you and JJ

    The sharps are pounding TT overnight
    I think JJ scores at the bash posters will buy him a escort, Give me JJ for the house Max
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  10. 03-03-12 08:09 AM #10
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    5'8 250?!? Sickening
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  11. 03-03-12 08:13 AM #11
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    Talking about twins? Both twins are 5'8" and total weight is 250?
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  12. 03-03-12 08:21 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    Talking about twins? Both twins are 5'8" and total weight is 250?
    No, TT likes 'em hefty.

    He's well stocked on flour
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  13. 03-03-12 08:31 AM #13
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    Someone new must be posting under the tt handle. This doesn't read like a warrior type post.
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  14. 03-03-12 08:35 AM #14
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    Didn't you hook up with a different heavy set Kirstie Alley looking woman a while back?
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  15. 03-03-12 08:47 AM #15
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    What is this might? Either you are or you aren't.
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    dont all 250 pound women have monster hooters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bswagos View Post
    What is this might? Either you are or you aren't.
    It hinges on whether or not he has enough bricks to put under his bed
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  18. 03-03-12 09:27 AM #18
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    Ive had a hard on now for about 3 hours straight. Trying to decide if i should jerk it since ive jerked it everyday
    Remember. Anything longer than 4 hrs, you should see your doctor immediately, so they say.
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  19. 03-03-12 10:11 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    And then TT woke up.

    That is one twisted fantasy/wet dream
    you must ruin everything
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  20. 03-03-12 11:58 AM #20
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    warrior are you a 25 or 30 year old guy I have no idea. I think I remember you said you live in Manhatten right? well good luck, shes a big lady. very sweet .
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  21. 03-03-12 01:15 PM #21
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    u looked in a mirror lately wv? i think your weight scale is broke
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  22. 03-03-12 01:17 PM #22
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    he's 400lb and lives in KY with his mom
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  23. 03-03-12 02:13 PM #23
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    Release in the hyna
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  24. 03-03-12 02:22 PM #24
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    actually im 330 now and 39
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  25. 03-03-12 04:28 PM #25
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    5 8' & 250 pounds? I wonder why she doesn't teach P.E
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  26. 03-03-12 05:25 PM #26
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    actually did coach pe at one time

    Weight has nothing to do with knowledge
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  27. 03-03-12 05:54 PM #27
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    TT have you ever been with a woman???
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  28. 03-03-12 06:13 PM #28
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    In other news, all buffets in Kentucky have closed early tonight due to impending visits from warrior and his moo-cow.

    330 and 250! You two should join WWE as a tag team.
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  29. 03-03-12 07:56 PM #29
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    250 pounds? How many chins does she have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    In other news, all buffets in Kentucky have closed early tonight due to impending visits from warrior and his moo-cow.

    330 and 250! You two should join WWE as a tag team.
    they might break the ring.
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  31. 03-04-12 02:04 AM #31
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  32. 03-04-12 07:54 AM #32
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    the tide wouldn't even take that out
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    warrior good luck with her ,are you taking her out on a date or are you going to get right to the main course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by COYLO View Post
    the tide wouldn't even take that out
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