Now that I got your attention, Mayan, we should tell everybody that we go way back.


Remember back in high school you stole my girlfriend Maria de la Chupadora de Penes. You know, she had 3 kids by 4 different fathers. Yeah, that Maria. I'm not bitter at all.


But Mike down at the garage told me that you used the old "hot dog salesman" trick on her to steal her away from me. Not cool, bro. Not cool at all.